[December 23, 2021] Holiday Christmas Event (Speculation + Bingo) - The Yuletide Holiday Celebration of Giving DSP Money He Desperately Needs Right Now

How much time will Phil's "breaks" add up to?

  • 1 hour

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • 2 hours

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • 3 hours

    Votes: 15 39.5%
  • 4 hours

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Total voters
    38
  • Poll closed .
He has mentioned every $50 changes hats 3 times in the past 29 minutes (including a 10-minute break), and I'm not counting the 4th time he mentioned it due to hitting $100 in tips.
But he's not begging and he's doesn't have a goal but he has 5 more hats to go through,
God damn how can he think he is being sneaky and smart while being so fucking obvious every time.
I would be mad if it wasnt for the fact he will spend this money on wwe , so keep donating faggots so phill can kill himself quicker
 
He has mentioned every $50 = a different hat 3 times in the past 29 minutes (including a 10-minute break), and I'm not counting the 4th time he mentioned it due to hitting $100 in tips.
Wow, he really is trying to skirt around the usual begging isms this time. Proof positive that Phil can be clever, he just lacks the motivation most of the time because the only thing that really lights a fire under his ass is a chance to be a sleazier fuck than before.

I'm willing to bet he thinks this is really fooling anybody, too, as if the frequency of the begs isn't a dead giveaway that he has simply traded his usual bitching for hint-hints.
 
Ten minutes into the first game (The Forest), and he's already complaining about it being too complex, unable to understand the bugged crafting mechanics.

Also looking over at chat literally every five seconds to see if someone is telling him what to do.

-EDIT- Just an example of the """gameplay""" so far:

 
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And Derich Compilation

Total tip $102

Remember Derich only says "meaningful interactions " according to dsp

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Ten minutes into the first game (The Forest), and he's already complaining about it being too complex, unable to understand the bugged crafting mechanics.

Also literally watching the chat every five seconds to see if someone tells him what to do.
I have never played the game, but as a gaymer™ myself, I would argue that the crafting didn't look complicated and the game looks kinda nifty.

Thus I would say that Phils is as usual a fucking idiot and scared of any kind of challenge.

If any of my fellow basement dwelling moron losers have played it, can you tell if it's a game that is worth giving a try?
 
Ten minutes into the first game (The Forest), and he's already complaining about it being too complex, unable to understand the bugged crafting mechanics.

Also looking over at chat literally every five seconds to see if someone is telling him what to do.
I'm sure you've seen that video a detractor made some years ago showing the number of times Phil looked at the chat during a "redemption run" of Dark Souls 3. It was literally in the thousands. For a playthrough that was supposed to be all about NOT getting his hand held by the tards.

Which, BTW, it says a lot about Phil, the fact that he hates his fans, recognizes them as being tards, but is completely willing to rely on them to get through a game relatively unscathed, despite that meaning the he owes literally handicapped people credit for his success.

The strength of his reality-denial is staggering, because it would certainly take a LOT of that power to ignore the fact that legit tards got you through video games because YOU couldn't, therefore you're LESS than them.
"I'm not gonna read a book in a video game, if I wanted to read a book I'd read a real book"
It's like he wants to be mocked. Jesus fucking Christ.
He thinks he just sounds like a typical modern gamer (which in of itself doesn't work because he's not supposed to be a modern gamer due to his age and his alleged history with video games), but even your average Skyrim addict isn't so unwilling to read an in-game book. ESPECIALLY not the YouTubers who make a living with Skyrim videos.

I swear, Phil is absolutely incapable of behaving differently when he's supposed to. That's exactly what got him fired so many times.
 
"Just a reminder that there's no tips goal today but I put on a different hat every $50 and there's only been $2 in tips for about an hour."
His semantics are so fucking retarded. He just slightly changed the begging slogan and called it a day.

Also,

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LMFAO.
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"Remember: there's not tips goal, but we only raised 2 dollars since the last hat change, guys!"

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Man, can you believe it? He spent 5 minutes to refill a glass and BAM, a $40 tip from OneMinuteMan!

It's a Christmas miracle!
 
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