[December 23, 2021] Holiday Christmas Event (Speculation + Bingo) - The Yuletide Holiday Celebration of Giving DSP Money He Desperately Needs Right Now

How much time will Phil's "breaks" add up to?

  • 1 hour

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • 2 hours

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • 3 hours

    Votes: 15 39.5%
  • 4 hours

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Total voters
    38
  • Poll closed .
A quick eggnog break and I'm sure it'll 'magically' come to him with his powerful gamer sense.
Someone just suggested a $10/tip shot-drinking game and DSP snidely replied that he doesn't have liquor in the room and can't be bothered. I wouldn't mind seeing some alcohol poisoning and he could've made several hundred dollars.
 
DSP: "There are no tips goals so I won't be talking about them! It will all be chill fun and games!"

Also DSP: "I need those hats, I really do. I need those hats... to pay my bills."

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LMFAO. :story:

"Remember: there's not tips goal, but we only raised 2 dollars since the last hat change, guys!"

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I love how he's trying to explain his headgear as if it's an odd thing that needs to be explained, as if his stream isn't basically defined by his dress-up game at this point. No one asked about it, he brings it up himself because the tips goal isn't gone, he's just badly lying about it now.

I'm actually hoping he keeps going with this routine from now on, because it REALLY highlights more than ever how much of a devious asshole he is.
Phil got extremely uncomfortable when he thought someone was talking about sex scenes, then made a joke about two trolls assfucking Geralt the witcher and was happy again.
I know everyone else is inclined to blame his supposed homosexuality, but I'm pretty sure sex talk gives him flashbacks of when Leanna inadvertently exposed his true nature as an immature incel with her blatant "Stop vlogging and fuck me, moron" moments, and runs to his usual juvenile sense of humor to comfort himself and feel safe again. It's his Happy Place, talking about shit or gay anal sex or whatever. That wouldn't be the case if he were gay and insecure about it, he would run from ever touching the subject out of sheer terror.
 
If any of my fellow basement dwelling moron losers have played it, can you tell if it's a game that is worth giving a try?

don't know if anyone responded to you yet, but i played it a few years ago with friends. i don't know the value of playing it alone, but with friends it was fairly fun. it has some honestly very good body horror designs, the plot is a little interesting if you actually pay attention to it.

the only real complaint i had was the crafting took SO much. in order to build my log cabin we had to deforest have the fucking island it felt like. but other than that, if you think the idea of being trapped on a cannibal island with building mechanics and a very horror based secret sounds fun, then yeah, it was fine. i put uh 34 hours into it with friends before we beat the storyline and had no reason to continue.

i will likely get the sequel if my friends want.
 
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