J posted about turning 30 a couple months ago.
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
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28, 30, close enough. She looks like an engorged tick about to explode either way. The only thing keeping me from being absolutely positive that Juliana would die first is that Corissa is older and therefore closer to the average death fat expiration date. Juliana looks sick, like deathly sick, however. So it’s a toss up.
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My bad; I still think of her as the morbidly obese toddler who is also still only in her twenties.
I doubt she lives to see forty. And yes, you are too fat to travel, Juliana: memba the last time you and Coco waddled to the airport? Coco though she was going to die trying to reach the terminal and demanded a wheelchair. Then you two collapsed into your hotel room and refused the leave the entire time because you were too exhausted from flying.
Uh, okay. J is advocating for healthier heroin injection techniques for fat people? Maybe those panda eyes aren't just from the beetus.
This is the saddest Christmas tree I've ever seen. You two have all da at home and this is the best you can come up with?
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Plinky piano music ((Julianna's disembodied frog voice))
What seems like...huff puff...the right thing to...huff...do, could also be...huff puff...the hardest...huff...thing you've ever done in your life...
((Text card))
This is Julianna Aprileo's Story
((Pachyderm cavalcade of fail montage plays))
Plinky Piano Music ((Text card))
Julianna Aprileo, Age: 30 Weight: Mass equal to, or greater than, UY Scuti.
...But then...I found...the love...of my life...
Autism.
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Jesus Christ. I have no words.
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A snack cart is the perfect addition to any home that’s only occupants combined weight is more than a car. Oh and I’m sure people comment on it when they visit, probably wondering why two whales need a dedicated cart for snacks when their pantry is full of junk already.
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The real question is why do they require ceramic boobs...
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Because they're LESBIANS. So lesbian!
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What type of adult considers lollipops a proper snack? I can understand candy, because lol fat, but those look like tootsie pops. Even when I was a kid, I thought those were low tier because it's just a bulb of flavored sugar that wasn't filling or easy to eat. Coco casually eating lollipops as a mid-morning snack just feels so unnatural and weird to me.Corissa's IG:
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In the back of her head, do you think that C understands that the reason people always commented on her snack basket is because most adults, even overweight adults, don't have an assortment of full-size candy bars, kinder eggs, lollipops, caramels, color-selected Starburst, chocolate covered pretzels, and oh yeah some trail mix in the house all at the same time, let alone so much that it can be used as a prop to decorate?
No shade at eating candy as a snack. No shade at eating candy at all. Candy's awesome. But these women cannot shit comfortably in their own homes as a result of their continual overconsumption of the richest and most calorie-dense food in the world. This cart got more attention than their remodeling, which will remain on hold until they can drag Amanda back to work for them. If a light bulb in a ceiling mount burns out, I don't think either of them have the balance or stamina to change it. But goddamn they have a snack cart they assembled that looks like it is a sales display in child-friendly tea room and it will never not be fully stocked.
If an alcoholic who was actively dying in front of me, jaundiced and bruised, unable to work or really care for herself constructively, showed off her fully-stocked drink cart, I'd be appalled. It's no different when the drink cart is full of high calorie, low nutrient candy and the liver damage is due to sugar rather than booze. This is gross and it's weird that this came on the heels of C getting angry about "guilt" being assigned to drinking sugary drinks because this is lethal gluttony. It's not cute, it's not quirky, and it's unnerving to see it play out.
No shade at eating candy as a snack. No shade at eating candy at all. Candy's awesome. But these women cannot shit comfortably in their own homes as a result of their continual overconsumption of the richest and most calorie-dense food in the world. This cart got more attention than their remodeling, which will remain on hold until they can drag Amanda back to work for them. If a light bulb in a ceiling mount burns out, I don't think either of them have the balance or stamina to change it. But goddamn they have a snack cart they assembled that looks like it is a sales display in child-friendly tea room and it will never not be fully stocked.
If an alcoholic who was actively dying in front of me, jaundiced and bruised, unable to work or really care for herself constructively, showed off her fully-stocked drink cart, I'd be appalled. It's no different when the drink cart is full of high calorie, low nutrient candy and the liver damage is due to sugar rather than booze. This is gross and it's weird that this came on the heels of C getting angry about "guilt" being assigned to drinking sugary drinks because this is lethal gluttony. It's not cute, it's not quirky, and it's unnerving to see it play out.
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That snack cart is the fattest fucking thing I've ever seen. Full sized candy bars as a snack???
We're All Going To Hell
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Right! I know plenty of adults who have an actual basket or jar not entire cart with one bag of hard candy or random junk food in it.
ie smokers, people with anxiety, suckers for people who stim and need to busy their hands
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What? You've never shopped at Dyke Goods?
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Hey, shitlord, that cart is where they keep their GENETICS.
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Wow. J looks dead in that snap, I can’t imagine sharing a photo of your loved one looking like that
To thousands of people!
To thousands of people!
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Sorry if I missed something, but do we know why or for how long Corissa has been sober? Is J sober too?
I always assumed that at least half of Corissa’s malinformed decisions and retarded online content were made while she was drunk a la Anna “Thiccums” O’Brien, or under the influence of some other substance(s). But I guess I was giving her too much credit.
I always assumed that at least half of Corissa’s malinformed decisions and retarded online content were made while she was drunk a la Anna “Thiccums” O’Brien, or under the influence of some other substance(s). But I guess I was giving her too much credit.
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Posting pictures of someone sleeping to the public is creepy.
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There's a chain of stores called Bob's Discount Furniture which started in the northeastern US and has since spread to other states. One marketing gimmick they always did was set up a free "cafe" in the back of each store, where people could get free serve-yourself coffee, lemonade and cheap candy. Here's a photo I grabbed from Yelp showing the candy selection at one store (note: a typical Bob's Discount Furniture store is absolutely colossal, to accommodate up to several hundred customers, pre-covid, at a time, in addition to all those room-furniture displays).
(Bear in mind that those "hundreds of customers" in a typical Bob's store includes lots of children. I always figured the cafe's main selling point was so parents can bribe their kids: "If you behave yourself while Mommy and I look at furniture, we'll go to the free-candy room when we're done.") Compare Bob's candy spread to the amount J and Corissa have for only two people:
Bob's has two or three times as much candy, for literally hundreds of times as many people. And if you want any of Bob's candy you have to work for it, by walking at least a few hundred yards from the front entrance to the very back of the store, while navigating through a maze of furniture sets. If Bob opened a store near Corissa and J, they would probably complain that the location of the free-candy cafe is fatphobic discrimination.
(Bear in mind that those "hundreds of customers" in a typical Bob's store includes lots of children. I always figured the cafe's main selling point was so parents can bribe their kids: "If you behave yourself while Mommy and I look at furniture, we'll go to the free-candy room when we're done.") Compare Bob's candy spread to the amount J and Corissa have for only two people:
Bob's has two or three times as much candy, for literally hundreds of times as many people. And if you want any of Bob's candy you have to work for it, by walking at least a few hundred yards from the front entrance to the very back of the store, while navigating through a maze of furniture sets. If Bob opened a store near Corissa and J, they would probably complain that the location of the free-candy cafe is fatphobic discrimination.
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I wouldn't admit to having a "snack" cart that's just a candy cart. People have junk food, sure. They don't have it on wheels so it can be grabbed/pushed back and forth between two fatties so they don't have to get up. Just wow