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Is that what DSP got the wife for Xmas?
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Now that his schedule is complete for the year, lets take a look all the old fucking games he played this year. Some of these games already have 1-2 playthroughs on his channel
Ghosts n Goblins Resurrection - Remake of original with some new stuff
Mass Effect 1 - Remaster
Mass Effect 3 - Remaster
Fallout New Vegas - original game
Legend of Zelda: Skyword Sword HD - Remaster
Super Monkey Ball Bananamania - Remaster/Compilation
Alan Wake - Remaster
GTA San Andreas - "Remaster"
GTA Vice City - "Remaster"
GTA III - "Remaster"
Resident Evil 4 - Xbox One port
Elder Scrolls Skyrim - Xbox Port
I'm not saying he should have skipped all of these games, but he skipped a lot of new games to play these re-releases. Like did we really need 8 streams of Super Monkey Ball?
Ghosts n Goblins Resurrection - Remake of original with some new stuff
Mass Effect 1 - Remaster
Mass Effect 3 - Remaster
Fallout New Vegas - original game
Legend of Zelda: Skyword Sword HD - Remaster
Super Monkey Ball Bananamania - Remaster/Compilation
Alan Wake - Remaster
GTA San Andreas - "Remaster"
GTA Vice City - "Remaster"
GTA III - "Remaster"
Resident Evil 4 - Xbox One port
Elder Scrolls Skyrim - Xbox Port
I'm not saying he should have skipped all of these games, but he skipped a lot of new games to play these re-releases. Like did we really need 8 streams of Super Monkey Ball?
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The chicken adobo rant was fucking delusional, holy shit. "Eating chicken off the bone is too hard! Maybe your life is easy and you want to be challenged by your food, but my life is already stressful enough!".
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More like he tried so much at level 1 that the game send him back to the tutorial and he struggles ever since
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Imagine your head being this far up your own ass.The chicken adobo rant was fucking delusional, holy shit. "Eating chicken off the bone is too hard! Maybe your life is easy and you want to be challenged by your food, but my life is already stressful enough!".
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He's not hard enough to be Nazi, he's a soy boy.
Here are several examples of Philip compared to other beta cucks.
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Philip (Would post a picture where he's with his mates, but he has no mates. So pretend Dr. Doom is his mate):
Philip (Would post a picture where he's with his mates, but he has no mates. So pretend Dr. Doom is his mate):
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Philip (He looks like a right nonce here):
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If Ghosts ‘n’ Goblins Resurrection is a remake, then so is Sonic Mania.
He is not playing anything that requires more than two brain cells to play, he would rather get fuck all tips and replay shit he has done before, he's rebuying all these except for the game pass games.
Anything to avoid looking like a dumb fucking boomer hey phill? You are not a boomer but you may aswell be one.
Dsp is constantly robbing peter to pay Paul.
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It's not a stroke it's palsy face
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These pictures reminded me how much effort Phil goes through to hide his teeth. How fucked are his teeth, is he just really insecure about them? He looks like he lost his dentures.
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I'm guessing his oral hygiene is abysmal.
I can't remember the last time he said he went to a dentist. You need to see a dentist at least once per year. Given his poor hygiene, diet and lifestyle he should do it more often. He surely has insane amounts of tartar, which you want to get removed as often as possible if you like having teeth because it is the most common cause of periodontitis. I visit a dentist twice a year, once for a simple check and once to remove any tartar that might have formed. It's easy to ignore your oral health when nothing hurts, so do take care of yourself fellow kiwis.
I had a theory that his poor oral hygiene could have caused his ear infections, which sadly happens quite often. He also has very poor hygiene in general, so that surely doesn't help. Another thing to note is that poor oral hygiene does actually damage your heart.
So I'm willing to bet that we will see some quite serious medical emergency in the next two years.
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TBF, there's no one cause for Bell's palsy, according to the google. That being said, the same site states that while it isn't a stroke, it has the same symptoms and requires the same immediate medical attention. At the bare minimum, there's the chance Phil's already had some kind of significant medical episode causing BP, and just facetanked it. If not for his drinking, one would point out his obvious cognitive decline as proof. I'm just not sure what his pride would allow: letting everyone call him stroke face and never acknowledging the elephant on stream, or having the chance to go "well actually, I did have a stroke, and here's the real medical proof, idiots," and rub it in our faces.
But more importantly, Phil, I will dance on your grave, but you should probably actually go see a doctor for your own sake.
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Proof positive that Phil streams for Phil and expects an audience to not only show up, shower him with money, but also put up with how blatant it is that he appreciates none of it.
The worst combination of his personality traits is him being both a misanthrope AND an attention whore. He insists on being surrounded by people who affirm his delusions of grandeur, while never caring about any of them in return. It's the slimiest thing about him, but also the most pathetic because it stems from how unfathomably insecure and weak he is.
My favorite moments of this happening are when he's in a room with someone he can't just toss out, like Leanna, and has to just sit there and take it when they contradict him.
In fact, I think some of the rage that poured out of him, between her leaving and Kat's entrance, was him letting loose all that built-up toxicity that he wanted to hurl at her for injecting logic and reasoning into his life. It's not like he just lets that shit go, after all. This is the same guy who let it loose after a little girl called him the idiot that he is once she couldn't hear him. Leanna doing that to him must've been even more infuriating, because he knows exactly how much of a coward she proved he was every time she corrected him and he sat silent instead of being the acerbic fuck we should expect.
Which is why that arc is my favorite, despite not having been around for it. Phil's image will never recover from it, and that is fucking beautiful. lol
This is great advice, because I have extensive gum damage thanks largely to it not being painful, even today.
I as well expect a major health crisis in his future, and him somehow avoiding it is the only thing I would ever consider proof of pigroach luck because he has literally everything going against him except heavy drug use. He's already showing signs of something serious. Debatable what it is, but it's undeniably there, and he's ignoring it. Not just denying it publicly, but denying it privately too.
Call me rainbow, but that kind of attitude is why we lost Total Biscuit.
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Bell’s Palsy also almost always goes away, as while it’s not know what causes it, the symptoms arise from a swelling of certain nerves. A family member had it and while there were no other signs of stroke when I called their PCP I was told to get them to the ER immediately regardless. I presume this may be because stroke symptom onset can be staggered, so the facial paralysis can be indicative of one even if other symptoms aren’t immediately present.
Anyway, the family member was given Prednisone, a steroid, was told to avoid food that required a lot of chewing, and to not stress about it. The paralysis went away in a few weeks. Phil’s had his…whatever it is for much longer than that, and the person I know who had Bell’s had noticeably affected speech, which I don’t think we’ve seen in Phil. I think he’s either learned to hold his jaw in a certain way because his teeth are fucked and it’s painful for him not to do so, or it’s a possibly-conscious, possibly-unconscious, definitely-retarded attempt to in some way mimic famous Italian-American toughguy Sylvester Stallone.
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Dude, your teeth have to be super fucked if your resting face has to adjust to negotiate the pain.
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Would certainly go a long way to explaining why he seems to be two sheets to the wind at all times lately. No doctor is going to prescribe painkillers for tooth pain, and no dentist is going to do so without treating the root (lol) problem, so I could see him self-medicating, whether he realizes he’s doing it or not.
But yeah, if his teeth were that fucked I couldn’t see him actually functioning enough to get through a stream, now that I think about it, unless he’s powering through somehow on account of not wanting to give the trolls credence to one of their theories yet again. Maybe that’s why he’s grumpy all the fucking time.
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This is what I would have done if I as him.
Look back this year and last year which game brought the most money and see if he can play that with his chosen wheelchairs. Hell they do not seem to care if they get doxed so might as well get their money's worth.
Set THOSE games for the marathon.
If there are not enough people there you might have to open the lobby? What is the worst that could happen?
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This is good food for Gentledood Phil.
Is mature and manly food.
No need to chew.
No need to pull the MEAT off the BONES.
Not a project to eat.
Doesn't hurt the delicate, custom styled teeth and gums.
Can't mess up the food ! Just add water !
It is always an authentic recipe !
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Coincidentally, Jim Ross (former WWE commentator) has Bell's Palsy, which affects his face. And, Ross also wore a black cowboy hat when doing commentary.
Phil, you fucking idiot. You went full retard.
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Jim Ross is regarded by his peers as one of the greatest wrestling announcers of all-time, Phil will always be known as the guy who got caught masturbating on stream.