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[Hippopatumus]

Mfw K*w*farms saves the Tranchers lives

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

someone beat me to archiving this one. Don't know why they bothered because it doesn't save the video

I archive all sorts of tranch/tranch related posts. I don't even read their tweets 99% of the time, or post them. I nigger rigged a solution that makes it extremely easy to get a list of their tweet urls and archive them.

 

[AprilRains]

Mfw K*w*farms saves the Tranchers lives

If they'd listen.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Any chance Bonobo, the once and future king, will come back to the Tranch in 2022?
It’s getting a bit dull on the Alyssa/Mindless thread with their socials on lock-down.

With Pennywise ill from the Dust Bowl saga, now might be a good time for him to force his way back in....

 

[Friendly Futa]

Any chance Bonobo, the once and future king, will come back to the Tranch in 2022?
It’s getting a bit dull on the Alyssa/Mindless thread with their socials on lock-down.

With Pennywise ill from the Dust Bowl saga, now might be a good time for him to force his way back in....

I think that bridge might have been burned. He chose the crazy bitch over solidarity at the tranch and it might be too awkward to go back now. He's also deep into the quariwarmi witch shit now making him pretty much useless and even more unstable than before. What the fuck is he even going to do, become an alpaca witch doctor?

 

[AMHOLIO]

I think that bridge might have been burned. He chose the crazy bitch over solidarity at the tranch and it might be too awkward to go back now. He's also deep into the quariwarmi witch shit now making him pretty much useless and even more unstable than before. What the fuck is he even going to do, become an alpaca witch doctor?

He wasn't even useful in the first place so that's not much of a change. My guess is that he'd sit on a lifeguard chair, polishing guns and saying he'd shoot any bastard facist coming near, but more likely he'd use it to menace the workers into working hard.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He wasn't even useful in the first place so that's not much of a change. My guess is that he'd sit on a lifeguard chair, polishing guns and saying he'd shoot any bastard facist coming near, but more likely he'd use it to menace the workers into working hard.

"Remember fellow trans persyxyn, the guard towers of Alpacaschwitz exist to protect you from the enemy - both without and within. Your labor shall set you free, so keep working and do not concern yourselves with the outside world."

 

[AGPinochet]

Looking forward to the Tranch Burns Down saga they're very clearly headed for.

Unlike Chris, they can't expect a care package.

With Pennywise ill from the Dust Bowl saga, now might be a good time for him to force his way back in....

If he battered down the door and plopped down on the couch it's not like they could remove him because lol fat. That is unless they wrap a winch strap around him and drag him out using the tractor.

He chose the crazy bitch

He chose BPD pussy, he cares not one bit for Alyssa as a person, only her genitals.

become an alpaca witch doctor?

"Spiritual Indigenous Animal Medicine" it'd be about as useful as Jarrod's permaculture.

 

[AMHOLIO]

"Spiritual Indigenous Animal Medicine" it'd be about as useful as Jarrod's permaculture.

Lol I'm sure they would just practice it on humans and focus on weed and shrooms and any other "naturally occuring" drug.

 

[stupid frog]

Imagine owning property and not living there or collecting rent lmao. And losing said property to a guy who cut off his balls no less.

Oh well, Bonners, at least you got dat dry T puss.

 

[Jump]

I'm pretty sure the problem is that those dumb fucks bought a stove that has factory-installed natural gas jets on the burners and they didn't swap those for the required propane jets.

It's dangerous to run propane through the larger bore of a natgas jet on a stove, and the results you would expect are as shown in their video. The combustion is yellow and it's more fireball than it is controlled flame.

The fault lies not in their Samsung, but in themselves, that they are halfwits. Halfwits who are one step away from a stove explosion.

But really, do we expect any better from dolts who dig a hole in the ground, half-ass a tarp over it, and call it a "barn"?

Or go out in a high-wind dust storm without wearing a kerchief/mask and eye protection?

Semi-powerlevel: Have propane stove, also have natgas jets filed away in case of move.

The propane jets normally come taped to the back of the stove or in the bag with the owners manual. Imagine the size of the flame inside the oven
No wonder its melting the controls off.
These guys fuck up literally everything. Even the most basic things like swapping out a stove.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Damnit now I am imagining "The Grapes of Wrath" with the tranchers.

Kevin is Rose of Sharon.

Bonnie is Connie Rivers.

 

[Sourceress]

I'm pretty sure the problem is that those dumb fucks bought a stove that has factory-installed natural gas jets on the burners and they didn't swap those for the required propane jets.

It's dangerous to run propane through the larger bore of a natgas jet on a stove, and the results you would expect are as shown in their video. The combustion is yellow and it's more fireball than it is controlled flame.

The fault lies not in their Samsung, but in themselves, that they are halfwits. Halfwits who are one step away from a stove explosion.

But really, do we expect any better from dolts who dig a hole in the ground, half-ass a tarp over it, and call it a "barn"?

Or go out in a high-wind dust storm without wearing a kerchief/mask and eye protection?

Semi-powerlevel: Have propane stove, also have natgas jets filed away in case of move.

This is for sure one of those things where I have to sit here going, you know, I don't think I would've known that, had I just come into possession of a gas or propane stove; I've never had one, so the idea of having to switch out the jets like that would probably never occur to me.

On the other hand, I imagine that (if I somehow forgot to check what the extra jet thingies in the packaging were, and somehow neglected to read the operator's manual) the first time the flame got so hot it started burning things that shouldn't be burning, like the control knobs, I'd have the common sense god gave a turnip and google the problem and figure out what was wrong with my stove, or worst case call somebody to come have a look at it.

I mean, these guys are glued to their smartphones 24/7, it never occurred to one of them to google "why is my gas stove running way too hot" or something? That's not even just laziness, that's like... some next level kind of laziness, damn. Not that that's.. unusual for these boys, but you'd think they'd have slightly more care for something that could (and may well) burn their house down, even if they don't have the same care for the poor animals they're supposed to be caring for.

 

[Jump]

This is for sure one of those things where I have to sit here going, you know, I don't think I would've known that, had I just come into possession of a gas or propane stove; I've never had one, so the idea of having to switch out the jets like that would probably never occur to me.

On the other hand, I imagine that (if I somehow forgot to check what the extra jet thingies in the packaging were, and somehow neglected to read the operator's manual) the first time the flame got so hot it started burning things that shouldn't be burning, like the control knobs, I'd have the common sense god gave a turnip and google the problem and figure out what was wrong with my stove, or worst case call somebody to come have a look at it.

I mean, these guys are glued to their smartphones 24/7, it never occurred to one of them to google "why is my gas stove running way too hot" or something? That's not even just laziness, that's like... some next level kind of laziness, damn. Not that that's.. unusual for these boys, but you'd think they'd have slightly more care for something that could (and may well) burn their house down, even if they don't have the same care for the poor animals they're supposed to be caring for.

I can understand if they got it used and with no dox.
But they got the stove brand new so it would have came with the documentation.
I dug out the documentation to my 2 year old GE and there is a big ass orange tag that says NOTICE FOR LPG INSTALLATION with the jets stuck to it. Its in the packet with the owners manual and warranty shit. There is also a sticker on the back by the gas hookup iirc. Its also mentioned in the manual.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Not reading the manual is one of the most classic prideful male things to do. Great job, laydees of the tranch.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

I'm pretty sure the problem is that those dumb fucks bought a stove that has factory-installed natural gas jets on the burners and they didn't swap those for the required propane jets.

It's dangerous to run propane through the larger bore of a natgas jet on a stove, and the results you would expect are as shown in their video. The combustion is yellow and it's more fireball than it is controlled flame.

The fault lies not in their Samsung, but in themselves, that they are halfwits. Halfwits who are one step away from a stove explosion.

But really, do we expect any better from dolts who dig a hole in the ground, half-ass a tarp over it, and call it a "barn"?

Or go out in a high-wind dust storm without wearing a kerchief/mask and eye protection?

Semi-powerlevel: Have propane stove, also have natgas jets filed away in case of move.

Holy shit they're retarded. It has to be this, I can't imagine what other scenario would lead to an uncontrolled flame like that. They installed the thing themselves as well, didn't they, so there would have been noone who knew what they were actually doing to tell them otherwise. So this is entirely their fault for completely ignoring the manual, and likely notices and spare parts taped to the back of the stove.Even if they weren't, or were just in the box, you would think they would look at the manual of a new appliance before installing it, but no, they're too exceptional for that.

This is for sure one of those things where I have to sit here going, you know, I don't think I would've known that, had I just come into possession of a gas or propane stove; I've never had one, so the idea of having to switch out the jets like that would probably never occur to me.

You learn something new on the Farms every day!

 

[Oxyjen]

 

[cuddle striker]

Mfw K*w*farms saves the Tranchers lives

we must protect the milk supply

 

[artilleryfroth]

Sometimes people will fill old tires with dirt or something else and build walls or entire houses out of them. It's a hippy dippy thing, which is somewhat ironic because it's not environmentally friendly at all.

Meanwhile, the tires can fill with water and turn into mosquito breeding zones, enjoy your West Nile. While this isn't as likely in an arid climate, they'd still tend to attract vermin of various kinds. They also tend to break down, releasing various toxic substances into the ground.

Hippies are often stupid though, when it comes to actually “living off the land”. They bound their vegie patches with logs, and end up with termites eating their house.

This is for sure one of those things where I have to sit here going, you know, I don't think I would've known that, had I just come into possession of a gas or propane stove; I've never had one, so the idea of having to switch out the jets like that would probably never occur to me.

On the other hand, I imagine that (if I somehow forgot to check what the extra jet thingies in the packaging were, and somehow neglected to read the operator's manual) the first time the flame got so hot it started burning things that shouldn't be burning, like the control knobs, I'd have the common sense god gave a turnip and google the problem and figure out what was wrong with my stove, or worst case call somebody to come have a look at it.

I mean, these guys are glued to their smartphones 24/7, it never occurred to one of them to google "why is my gas stove running way too hot" or something? That's not even just laziness, that's like... some next level kind of laziness, damn. Not that that's.. unusual for these boys, but you'd think they'd have slightly more care for something that could (and may well) burn their house down, even if they don't have the same care for the poor animals they're supposed to be caring for.

And I agree, this is why people who don’t know what they are doing should pay for an expert to install things. I’m not fucking around with electricity or gas, and unless Mr Froth knows how to do it, I’ll pay extra for installation. These Tranch boys are exactly like the kind of overconfident 16 year old boys who think they know everything.

 

[Sourceress]

And I agree, this is why people who don’t know what they are doing should pay for an expert to install things. I’m not fucking around with electricity or gas, and unless Mr Froth knows how to do it, I’ll pay extra for installation. These Tranch boys are exactly like the kind of overconfident 16 year old boys who think they know everything.

Oh, absolutely same - I don't mess with that kind of thing, just on principle because I don't know what I'm doing and I'm not risking my house over the few bucks it costs to have somebody who does know what they're doing take care of it. You're absolutely right about the Tranchers, though, they probably figured it'd be so easy and they're such capable ranchers that they wouldn't have any issues installing it themselves. The real miracle, besides that they haven't burned the house down yet, is that they haven't given themselves carbon monoxide poisoning.

On the other hand... maybe they have, and Earl is a carbon monoxide poisoning-caused hallucination.