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These people truly are wheelchairs if they legitimately think Phil goes out to bars.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Too hard?! Eating food like bone-in chicken or lobsters is too hard? Phil, just switch to a diet of porridge, like the octogenarian fuck you really are inside. You can chase it with gin.The chicken adobo rant was fucking delusional, holy shit. "Eating chicken off the bone is too hard! Maybe your life is easy and you want to be challenged by your food, but my life is already stressful enough!".
Why would you even share this. "Eating food is too much of a hassle for me I'm paying you $14 (WOOOOW
) you need to stir my food for me de-bone it for me take all the work out for me. basically feed it to me like a penguin"Phil ..... Phil, Phil, Phil.
They already took all the work out for you. They cooked it for you. They got the ingredients ready for you, they got the cooking process down to a science. They set out plates and shit for you. They have a public building that you can go to and steal some of their oxygen and not have to pick up after yourself. They have a crapper where you can sit and pull for sweaty muscle men and not have to look at your mommy wife. Every single fucking day when you get your 3 helpings of doordash, they even deliver it straight to you. All they ask of you is that you put on a shirt when you answer the door and maybe leave a tip. I know both things are probably something that you despise.
This is not a take that people might disagree with here, Phil. It's not even an opinion. It's the product of a diseased, entitled mind. Every single day you become more and more like a pig.
Edit: sorry, accidentally hit post too soon, and then I ended up changing most of the original post.
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Merry Christmas to my fellow kiwis!
King of Hateful Slurs
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Merry Christmas to all the shithead kiwifarts I hope we can continue to live rent free in the pigs head for many years to come.
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He probably feels extreme pain while eating certain foods because of only brushing his teeth when going outside (never lol)The chicken adobo rant was fucking delusional, holy shit. "Eating chicken off the bone is too hard! Maybe your life is easy and you want to be challenged by your food, but my life is already stressful enough!".
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Phil is luck he is irrelevant because this line about eating chicken with bones being hard to eat would be subjected to mockery on a bunch of normal youtube channels and subreddits.
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I wonder which “ahthentic” Chinese dishes Phil and Khet had for Christmas Eve…
No doubt they had some of that delicious chicken from the famous traditional Chinese chef, General Tso. Probably grabbed some robust Chicken Teriyaki. It’s hard to pass up some classic Chinese Mongolian Beef. You gotta have at least a little Orange Chicken from the legendary Panda Express recipe.
I dunno, maybe they just went with some simple Chinese Sushi or Ramen.
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I love it, because it's all his own fault for lying so much. He has this image he wants everyone to go along with, where he's a cool guy who's totally way better than you, and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking idiot, well when someone falls for that, to any extent, they're going to expect things that the pigroach would rather they didn't. Like going out and making friends, going on vacation, doing co-op with fans, being sociable enough to drink around other people instead of alone at home every night, etc. etc.
The tards are never going to get it through their thick skulls that Phil is a disappointment in every possible respect, and that has the downside, for the pigroach, of ensuring that they'll never stop provoking him with their expectations that he doesn't want to live up to. They're ruining his bullshit by constantly asking him to do things, that the act of refusing to do, exposes him as a liar. And he knows it.
Yet another reason to think that Phil doesn't fully grasp that he has two choices: turn everything around, or be stuck with his shit rep forever. Instead he thinks his option is get ignorant people to watch him and everything automatically works in his favor from then on. He truly believes he can find new marks after all these years of fucking his own legacy in the ass with no lube. And he can... for about five seconds, before they discover why he's called "pigroach".
The only thing he acknowledges as a setback is letting the n-word slip out, anything else, he refuses to treat as being a no-no, he insists on keeping it, like his poop talk, his disgusting noises, his begging, his displays of ineptitude, the list goes on. There's a reason it takes so much to get through to him, and it isn't just being thick-headed. He's stubborn and entitled. He wants his rep magically taken away without him having to earn it by reversing his course. He doesn't want to add all the things to the "Don't do this in public" list that NEED to be there in order to redeem himself, he wants that list as short as possible and still get his redemption arc.
Phil doesn't have it in him to enjoy perks when they cost him something, especially when that "something" is one of his bad behaviors. That's not someone who acknowledges that their future is fifty shades of fucked unless they legit correct everything bad about them. NOW.
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Little black kids in a movie making Phil cry is a perfect piece of lore for Xmas
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This guy is so fucking weird. I really want to know what was going through his head and what he thought was going on in the movie at that stage. Does he understand that part of being redeemed like that is actually redeeming yourself, or was he just emotional to see the asshole suddenly liked by everyone else without ever processing that it's because the character changed?
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Random black kid: The real meaning of Christmas is being together!
Phil:
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When and where was this posted?
It will be this, because he's Phil. But my favorite part is that if he ever addressed this, he wouldn't explain, he would get pissy over being made fun of because he never sees a chance to redeem himself when it's there, he always goes for the "lash out to satisfy my childish needs" option, like everyone expects of him.
Which is why he will always lose, especially when Leanna is involved, because he'll never contain his emotions then. She punked him out worse than that meathead Jaha.
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Merry Christmas to you my fellow Kiwi Farts, may you all have a wonderful day.
Phil give yourself the gift of making an account here so you can say Nigger and Retard all you want.
Phil give yourself the gift of making an account here so you can say Nigger and Retard all you want.
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Merry Christmas detractors and Kiwi Farts
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I actually agree with Phil about the bone in chicken. Those dirty Filipinos should know better when serving up the king.
Low effort meme for the holidays. (Bonus: The new vest for the 2022 $300 tips goal)
Ah, much better.
Low effort meme for the holidays. (Bonus: The new vest for the 2022 $300 tips goal)
Ah, much better.
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I'd like him try some Jamaican or Caribbean dishes where they cut up the chicken with the bone in so every bite is a bone fragment adventure.
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He got shit tier Filipino food so of course he's disappointed. I've yet to have any filipino dish that wasn't delicious. Some of it can be a little fishy, but their pork is usually god tier. They even make gross shit tasty, like sprats or whole shrimp (and I mean whole as in legs, shell and innards).
If you've never had it before here's the definitive list of shit to try:
Pancit palabok
Bbq pork
Lumpia
Churron
Spanish bread
Calamansi juice
I'm not surprised he retconned his reaction, Phil doesn't seem like someone who'd enjoy marinated fish but he's also too bizarre to just admit it.
If you've never had it before here's the definitive list of shit to try:
Pancit palabok
Bbq pork
Lumpia
Churron
Spanish bread
Calamansi juice
I'm not surprised he retconned his reaction, Phil doesn't seem like someone who'd enjoy marinated fish but he's also too bizarre to just admit it.
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why is he always getting eastern/indian/asian shit? does he think it makes him look cultured?