Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Everyone's hyped about the amhole 2.0 arc, but the skullet arc is going to be just as hilarious IMO.
And it’ll be more visible, too!

I hope.

What a transphobe. Trannies don't have to explain the how, why, and what makes them mad—you just have to know that they are mad and just stop whatever you're doing.

Bryan is probably still seething about Wedge breaking up with him for not pulling his weight. Didn't they get into a spat over Wedge buying a meal or something and Bryan asking if he had to pay Wedge back? And Wedge was like, you better fucking pay me back. lol
I was referring to past talk about this and the talk starting here. But, fair enough, it isn't explicitly spelled out and is speculation. They were talking about moving in together but then Neck started crying homeless.

I just looked on their twitter timelines and they have been talking. And it's gross. So, they are definitely still degen posting at each other, but def not as much as they used to. 🤢🤮
Damn, I love this shit! It’s like a soap opera for retards!
 
Merry Christmas kiwis, I hope you're having fun with your families and got amazing gifts. For now I'd like to be thankful for the greatest gift of all; not being a fat broke brained AGP whose real family is ashamed of him and his 'chosen family' fuck him and each other off at the first sniff of pussy that isn't a sealing up maw of horrors.

Here's to a new year of Kevin coping, seething, but never dilating and never getting fucked in his new vag, all for our entertainment.


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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
 
Kevin posted another transition progress pic. I know it's been repeated ad nauseum ITT at this point, but it's staggering to me just how much worse his skin has gotten over the course of a few years. HRT really is magic. [L/A]
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I don’t think this observations is worth very much but new Kevin is wearing blue contacts over his blue eyes to make them appear more lifelike but the soulless gaze underneath is still there.
 
Merry Gibesmas! I bring you goodies on this sacred day of consoomption and more to come later, if I finish. If not, New Year’s.
Kevin’s mom do be kinda based: [A]
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… Holy shit, I don’t even know what to say. Kevin received more toys on Christmas morning than an upper-middle class kid. [A]
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And he opened one he had stashed away last night too! [A]
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He began thinking about his New Year’s resolution, which is to get off his lazy ass and put the tree up. I could understand this if he had a family and kids with a busy home life, but he just sits there all day. The least he could do is put the tree up while the field troons are putting a tarp over a hole and calling it a barn. [A]
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… Holy shit, I don’t even know what to say. Kevin received more toys on Christmas morning than an upper-middle class kid. [A]
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This is absolutely insane. Two quick questions: who bought all of these toys for Kevin, and did Kevin dip into the troon fund that he’s got stashed away to buy Christmas gifts for anyone else?

He began thinking about his New Year’s resolution, which is to get off his lazy ass and put the tree up. I could understand this if he had a family and kids with a busy home life, but he just sits there all day. The least he could do is put the tree up while the field troons are putting a tarp over a hole and calling it a barn. [A]
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I’m usually not a guy who pushes others to make resolutions, but Kevin has so, so many things he could work on beyond “I’m going to put up a tree next year!” Off the top of my head, Kevin could…
  • Quit porn
  • Quit consooming
  • Start dilating
  • Make some real world friends
  • Work on his personal hygiene
  • Make a schedule, and stick to it
  • Get a fucking job
Any single one of these resolutions would improve Kevin’s life immeasurably. Of course, he wouldn’t be Kevin Gibes of the Kiwi Farms if he had even a modicum of self-control, so I expect that the only other resolution he’s going to make is to get fucked in his new repurposed colon vag in 2022.
 
It's a shame those toys can't go to actual kids or real collectors that would appreciate them. Toss them onto the Manbaby hoard to gather dust.

+1 for based mom. If any reason is valid to transition including fetish how does one sort out those with cross-sex DNA lol? Maybe it DOES work Mom's way. Imagine when she finds out he chopped his dick off and didn't even take proper care of the faux vagina and wants additional mutilation to fix it.
 
… Holy shit, I don’t even know what to say. Kevin received more toys on Christmas morning than an upper-middle class family. [A]
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FTFY.

Holy fucking shit that's a lot of overpriced plastic crap, especially for someone his age. Merry fucking Christmas Kev, no ethical consumption indeed.
 
Holy shit, I don’t even know what to say. Kevin received more toys on Christmas morning than an upper-middle class kid.
PL but I, a grown ass man received this Christmas from people I care about two popcorn makers, a waffle maker (all of which I will actually use) and two bags of novelty cereal flavored popcorn. Kevin, a grown ass man many years my senior received useless plastic crap that will just gather dust on a shelf from a gaggle of Neo-Eunuchs who won't fuck him and probably secretly despise him. Yet according to Kevin my life is sad and pathetic because I am a Kiwichud
The Disparity.
And he opened one he had stashed away last night too!
Kevin's occasional habit of putting off consooming a particular product demonstrates that he has at the very least a primitive grasp on delayed gratification, luckily for us he uses it to consoom and not improve his miserable life.
 
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