🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Chris Mclean]

A christmas message from Sir Ethanol Ralph!


You know guys sometimes i think we understimate the Ralpha male he can go an entire 24 hours without being embroiled in drama. The spirit of christmas will car..



Nvm...

Ralph, Jim was on stream with PPP after his last (and final) Killstream appearance and actually called you a retard on it. I know you know this and it hurts you deep inside you cuck.

One of the most impressive things Ralph managed was to disgrace Jim in the eyes of the internet autists.
Mr metokur: "Whut whut ebidence peypeypey? There is no ebidence of Ralf flagging and i will call him a fag if there is!"
There where and is Litteral mountains of it but daddy Jim was scared of losing his e-cred!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Knowing that Ralph projects. I assume this means things with the horse aren’t going well and he’s spending Christmas alone?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

A christmas message from Sir Ethanol Ralph!
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You know guys sometimes i think we understimate the Ralpha male he can go an entire 24 hours without being embroiled in drama. The spirit of christmas will car..
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One of the most impressive things Ralph managed was to disgrace Jim in the eyes of the internet autists.
Mr metokur: "Whut whut ebidence peypeypey? There is no ebidence of Ralf flagging and i will call him a fag if there is!"
There where and is Litteral mountains of it but daddy Jim was scared of losing his e-cred!

Lol Rands gifts to himself are such bottom of the barrel booze. Most people gift themselves a nice bourbon or a scotch (like Oban 14 year). Rand gifts himself an 18 pack of pisswater and a degenerate anime figurine

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Pot calling the Kettle black.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

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At least Mrs Ryan Johnson has a job.

 

[Farglemark]

Imagine waking up on Christmas and spending hours on two social media platforms sperging out about a former friend/cohost and generally about other stupid shit. After spending Christmas Eve sperging out about same said person and getting felted by another ex friend and cohost.

Well Ralph doesn't need to imagine.






Well he finally opened some gifts and got some teeny tiny boots, like honestly! Look at them and his hands! They look like kids shoes!


Are timberlands luxury boots now? I mean I've had a couple pairs as work boots and thats all I've seen them as. Those sure as shit aren't going to see a worksite.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Are timberlands luxury boots now? I mean I've had a couple pairs as work boots and thats all I've seen them as. Those sure as shit aren't going to see a worksite.

Niggers love them, so Ralph loves them

 

[NPC304348]

Niggers love them, so Ralph loves them

These really are the most niggerish shoes on the planet. Hope he got some black n milds to go with them

 

[alan thicke]

Are timberlands luxury boots now? I mean I've had a couple pairs as work boots and thats all I've seen them as. Those sure as shit aren't going to see a worksite.

can't leave the house without a nice pair of timbos with six inches of lifts shoved inside when you're a 4'9" gunt-haver.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Not something like 1000 mile boots that go nicely with jeans. But timberlands. What a wigger.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

So Ralph doesn’t look to have said anything about flamenco and Metokur doing their fighting game challenge in a couple weeks.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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The Gunt is so in denial, that he has to call others fat.

 

[Eggg]

Well he finally opened some gifts and got some teeny tiny boots, like honestly! Look at them and his hands! They look like kids shoes!

5'1 and wearing womens size "timbos". How long till he starts hollerin about how he has size 14 shoes to own the ayylogs?

 

[Fannyscum]

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Lol, Ralph is a family man now. Salty Sandra died of shame having lived to see her son pull the same shit that Ronnie Ralph did to her.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Don't you have to have a family to be a family man?

 

[MeltyTW]

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Lol, Ralph is a family man now. Salty Sandra died of shame having lived to see her son pull the same shit that Ronnie Ralph did to her.

lmfao i just pictured some cheesy heaven afterlife reunion in that shithole, could be somewhat genuine for all i know the fucking visuals though man

lmfao ralph it doesnt matter you lose just for being so poor at containing yourself you need a dumping ground. youre basically admitting here the alogs are doing so good you need a place to cry and vent your piggy little feelings and frustrations constantly.

the fuck is he even saying is rands motivation then? why the fuck does it even matter from ralphs pov that rand genuinely hate nick or not? the fuck is even happening? id get it if he wanted to smear rand with an even worse motivation like if rand was lying to cover up for how much he loves raping kids or something but theres no motive given here or hinted at by the gunt besides hating ralph for no reason given by ralph.

so thats it, ralphs world view is so simple and childish anyone against him has to be some cardboard cutout gi joe villain that just turned evil to antagonize the ralpha hero because thats just how things work and its just like the 80s psa where all bullies and alogs are just jealous or weak and bullied themselves.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

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Lol, Ralph is a family man now. Salty Sandra died of shame having lived to see her son pull the same shit that Ronnie Ralph did to her.

Sandra won the weight loss competition, she only weighs a couple ounces now

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Those are 100% counterfeit Timberlands, not even the real thing. The telltale sign is the cheap pleather ankles. You can get them for $15 online and in ghetto stores that deal in fake labels. Holy shit I’ve got such intense secondhand embarrassment for this midget.

I guess Meigh needed a safe place to stash her cash, loli, and drugs and knew that a pair of work boots is the one place Ralph will never get close to.

 

[DonDaLemon]

Is that just one pair of boots? Those two pictures look different. I'm surprised Ralph's feet don't need to be bigger to keep him upright.

 

[Salubrious]

Niggers love them, so Ralph loves them

These really are the most niggerish shoes on the planet. Hope he got some black n milds to go with them

Those are 100% counterfeit Timberlands, not even the real thing. The telltale sign is the cheap pleather ankles. You can get them for $15 online and in ghetto stores that deal in fake labels. Holy shit I’ve got such intense secondhand embarrassment for this midget.

I guess Meigh needed a safe place to stash her cash, loli, and drugs and knew that a pair of work boots is the one place Ralph will never get close to.

My afro is literally insulted by these Fake Tims.

The weird thing is that black Tim winter boots should only be like $90-$100 ($150-$200 for really good ones), so they must have NO money. As you said, Tims are bought even by the wigger-rich, and Ralph/May couldn't afford real ones.

The other option is that May just got hustled and thinks she bought real ones. I wouldn't rule that out quite frankly.