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I wonder how Christmas in the clink is going to play out tomorrow.

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You damn fucking weens.
 
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Ophelia said:
If he actually learned it.
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I doubt that Chris-chan has learned anything at all. If he lives to be 95, he'll still be jabbering about how godlike and unique he is, and blaming everyone else for his problems - - - all because there's not a female (or a sane male) in the world who'll fuck him, without him putting forth some sort of effort to be responsible. (Possible exception: Null, who would probably welcome Chris' embrace.) Barbara was the perfect cum target for him, because she was too senile to resist. The sooner Chris assumes room temperature, the better. Even lolcows become worthless after awhile.
 
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Ophelia said:
According to Chris, they’ve kissed.
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Perhaps they have in Chris' wet dreams (if he has enough testosterone to generate wet dreams). Null's devotion to Chris was understandable and even admirable for about five minutes, but then it became obvious that Null was just enabling a mirror image of himself. Chris may be crazy (pardon me, a "high-functioning autistic"), but Null is simply a stooge and an enabler. He'd let Chris fist-fuck him if it got him White Knight points on the Interwebz.
 
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AnOminous said:
No, it's not a reverse mortgage. It's a plain old normal mortgage. It's still hocked out the ass and Chris is not getting it.
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I'm really curious what the monthly payment on it is. If they only leveraged it for $100,000 or so, then the monthly payment should be within Chris' tugboat. Couple this with flexible federal HCVs and Chris could conceivably live a poor-but-comfortable life there entirely on government funds. The programs to achieve this do exist as it's cheaper for the government to slowly pay off a tard's mortgage than it is for dealing with the costs to society of a homeless tard. They replaced Section 8 with HCVs specifically to allow people with mortgages to keep their homes since it's easier to keep someone's existing housing than to try to find them cheap rental housing. (Remember, mortgage payments are often cheaper than renting)

The problem is Chris is absolutely far too retarded to be able to figure out the paperwork to do it. It's a big enough pain in the ass for a normal person. If Chris were assigned a case worker to prepare the forms though, then there is a realistic way out for him to keep the temple.

Of course, Chris' family might convince Barb to just sell the place.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
I'm really curious what the monthly payment on it is. If they only leveraged it for $100,000 or so, then the monthly payment should be within Chris' tugboat. Couple this with flexible federal HCVs and Chris could conceivably live a poor-but-comfortable life there entirely on government funds. The programs to achieve this do exist as it's cheaper for the government to slowly pay off a tard's mortgage than it is for dealing with the costs to society of a homeless tard. They replaced Section 8 with HCVs specifically to allow people with mortgages to keep their homes since it's easier to keep someone's existing housing than to try to find them cheap rental housing. (Remember, mortgage payments are often cheaper than renting)

The problem is Chris is absolutely far too retarded to be able to figure out the paperwork to do it. It's a big enough pain in the ass for a normal person. If Chris were assigned a case worker to prepare the forms though, then there is a realistic way out for him to keep the temple.

Of course, Chris' family might convince Barb to just sell the place.
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I think that it might depend on how Barb is mentally, if she has got signs of dementia then maybe they'll be trying to convince her to sell up and put her in a care home which can properly look after her before Chris potentially comes back and starts sexually abusing her again.
 
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Another Christmas and still no sweetheart *sigh*Wonder how Chris is spending his time in the slammer on Christmas Day?? Do jails Ever set up special Christmas celebrations or allow special food or celebration on the day? Is it allowed?
 
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thegooddoctor said:
Another Christmas and still no sweetheart *sigh*Wonder how Chris is spending his time in the slammer on Christmas Day?? Do jails Ever set up special Christmas celebrations or allow special food or celebration on the day? Is it allowed?
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Imagine having live feed video/audio from Chris chan prison cell, I mean, I am just wondering too he probably just spent the night crying and trying to cope with imaginary friends or he actually is crazy enough that he had a wonderful christmas with Sonichu, I mean, he's really crazy these days so it's a possibility he went manic.
 
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Another Christmas and still no sweetheart *sigh*Wonder how Chris is spending his time in the slammer on Christmas Day?? Do jails Ever set up special Christmas celebrations or allow special food or celebration on the day? Is it allowed?
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I believe they get a basic Christmas meal, honestly it sounds on par with if not better than the Hungry-Man frozen dinners he’s used to.
 
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He’s had massive scale meltdowns over trolls in the past. But he hasn’t said anything to suggest Christmas in jail will phase him all that much. Jokes on us when he actually is an interdimensional brony goddess having the time of his life right now. That animatronic bear really bestowed something upon him.

An esoteric view on Christory.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I don't think she can, since she took out the mortgage, and now 14 BLC belongs to the bank. If anything, Barb may say: "Alright, I can't make payments anymore. Just take the house."
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Having a mortgage doesn't mean the house belongs to the bank. Usually you either have a normal mortgage, where you own the property but the bank has the right to repossess, or you have a deed of trust where a third party holds the property and then hands it over to whoever closes the contract.

Assuming it's a normal mortgage (as has been described before), Barb owns the house unless she becomes late enough on payments that the bank can complete foreclosure litigation.

Under those circumstances, Barb is free to sell the house as long as the sale price is greater than the amount owed.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
Having a mortgage doesn't mean the house belongs to the bank. Usually you either have a normal mortgage, where you own the property but the bank has the right to repossess, or you have a deed of trust where a third party holds the property and then hands it over to whoever closes the contract.

Assuming it's a normal mortgage (as has been described before), Barb owns the house unless she becomes late enough on payments that the bank can complete foreclosure litigation.

Under those circumstances, Barb is free to sell the house as long as the sale price is greater than the amount owed.
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I doubt Barb can sell the house that's greater than the amount owed; the housing market is known to fluctuate. Unless the unthinkable happens and weens do end up buying 14 BLC, Chris would become a freakshow attraction until the day he dies.

Best case scenario: Barb does sell for higher than owed, and Chris will harass the family living there, trying to get access to the 'temple', or have them pay a licensing fee because "Chris Chan Lived here."
 
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I doubt Barb can sell the house that's greater than the amount owed; the housing market is known to fluctuate. Unless the unthinkable happens and weens do end up buying 14 BLC, Chris would become a freakshow attraction until the day he dies.

Best case scenario: Barb does sell for higher than owed, and Chris will harass the family living there, trying to get access to the 'temple', or have them pay a licensing fee because "Chris Chan Lived here."
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Assuming Chris would be able to get back without a car or even want to after he's using most of his tugboat for rent.
 
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