🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Pretty sad that you can't not be terminally online for Christmas / eve lol.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pretty sad that you can't not be terminally online for Christmas / eve lol.

I’m sure he hasn’t closed his betting apps at any point either. He’s as addicted to us as he is to losing money.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Unlike the gunt I'm not terminally online posting on Kiwi Farms ripping on ecelebs on Christmas Eve/Christmas Day... It's not true!

 

[An automatic clown]

They must have seen @Insanely Retarded post in the May thread [I can;t post there] about being pregnant and fired out this gem of a tweet. His face looks redder than a fucking tomato in the first pic lol

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EDIT: I just noticed shes bending down to be shorter than him. Holy shit LOL

 

[PaladinBoo]

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Lol, Ralph is a family man now. Salty Sandra died of shame having lived to see her son pull the same shit that Ronnie Ralph did to her.

Okay, I am going to power level here so bear with me. Ralph, you never cherished your parents. You refused to get the vaccine to see your dying mother and she died alone and ashamed. You did, however, got the vaccine so you can indulge in vice in Vegas. You did forget your parents when they became an inconvenience to you and your vices. You're a worthless, good for nothing, disappointment of a son who your parents were ashamed of and now that they are gone your children will be ashamed of having you as a father as you will disappoint and abandon them like you did your parents. Cope fatty.

 

[Sam Losco]

They must have seen @Insanely Retarded post in the May thread [I can;t post there] about being pregnant and fired out this gem of a tweet. His face looks redder than a fucking tomato in the first pic lol

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Chive

EDIT: I just noticed shes bending down to be shorter than him. Holy shit LOL
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She's almost kneeling those knees are bent so much so she's not taller than him. And he's even wearing the black Timberlands!
Yes Ralph, in fact you do look 5'1".

 

[An automatic clown]

I was wondering who took the picture. Apparently they are back in NY at Meighs parent's

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[InwardsStink]

I was wondering who took the picture. Apparently they are back in NY at Meighs parent's

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Wow that looks like the nicest meal they will have eaten in months. It seems like Meigh comes from a decent home by this picture. BPD is a hell of a drug I guess.

 

[instythot]

I was wondering who took the picture. Apparently they are back in NY at Meighs parent's

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Weird. I'd expect a home cook who can kind of handle a prime rib and almost all appropriate sides to realize that a lasagna doesn't quite fit in, and that the only one of them who needs the double starching that is pasta and potatoes on the same plate is their manlet lardass donor of grandchild genetic material

 

[veri]

They must have seen @Insanely Retarded post in the May thread [I can;t post there] about being pregnant and fired out this gem of a tweet. His face looks redder than a fucking tomato in the first pic lol

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Chive

EDIT: I just noticed shes bending down to be shorter than him. Holy shit LOL
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we need an alog good with math and angles to measure the height of the walls and the size of the house listed on the zillow ad. then they can find how far they are standing from the wall and the height of both ralph and may

 

[instythot]

we need an alog good with math and angles to measure the height of the walls and the size of the house listed on the zillow ad. then they can find how far they are standing from the wall and the height of both ralph and may

Easier: look up the dimensions of the Christmas tree behind them

 

[An automatic clown]

Weird. I'd expect a home cook who can kind of handle a prime rib and almost all appropriate sides to realize that a lasagna doesn't quite fit in, and that the only one of them who needs the double starching that is pasta and potatoes on the same plate is their manlet lardass donor of grandchild genetic material

I wonder if the lasagna is some generic boxed version to try to sell that ITALIAN heritage

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

Holy shit I can’t believe Ralph WANTED to tweet these pics AND Meigh let him. I have a feeling that, true to form, he acted without the consent of the (supposed) female. Meigh looks like the lust child of Gilbert Gottfried and Anthony Kiedis.
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What a coincidence that she threw on a push-up padded bra and flashed her fake cleavage within 24 hours of us lamenting her bee sting titties.

Why the long face, Meigh? Is it because Alice looks like a legit model next to you?

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One of you fuckers photoshopped a man’s face onto her, because it’s not scientifically possible for a female to look like that. So come clean.

 

[Sam Losco]

Easier: look up the dimensions of the Christmas tree behind them

I think it would work better, given the height of the camera, to get the height of the TV and entertainment center. Ralph is right next to, same rough distance from the camera, as opposed to closer to the camera and in front of the tree.

 

[ddlloo]

Weird. I'd expect a home cook who can kind of handle a prime rib and almost all appropriate sides to realize that a lasagna doesn't quite fit in, and that the only one of them who needs the double starching that is pasta and potatoes on the same plate is their manlet lardass donor of grandchild genetic material

Not uncommon for Christmas dinner to almost be a buffet set up with a multitude of different food prepared.

 

[instythot]

Not uncommon for Christmas dinner to almost be a buffet set up with a multitude of different food prepared.

Very true, but this plate doesn't say buffet, it says fairly nice meal plus an inexplicable lasagna

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

They must have seen @Insanely Retarded post in the May thread [I can;t post there] about being pregnant and fired out this gem of a tweet. His face looks redder than a fucking tomato in the first pic lol

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Chive

EDIT: I just noticed shes bending down to be shorter than him. Holy shit LOL
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I really cannot believe that he own his own The Classic but even more shocking is that he will actually wear it.
Look at his little twig legs. Those look like cigarettes. I could smoke those legs!

 

[instythot]

I think it would work better, given the height of the camera, to get the height of the TV and entertainment center. Ralph is right next to, same rough distance from the camera, as opposed to closer to the camera and in front of the tree.

Imma go out on a limb and guess that the tree is about 5'6" and the entertainment center plus tv is about 4', putting Ethan at approximately 5'1"

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

They must have seen @Insanely Retarded post in the May thread [I can;t post there] about being pregnant and fired out this gem of a tweet. His face looks redder than a fucking tomato in the first pic lol

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Chive

EDIT: I just noticed shes bending down to be shorter than him. Holy shit LOL
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We need someone to figure out the height Harry Morris’s pathetic fake white Christmas tree for further proof of Ralph’s 5 1 height

 

[Mr. Manchester]

There is a small part in me that holds hope and the Christmas sprit. Seeing those pictures of Ralph and May, fully knowing that both of them are wicked, wretched people, and that some retarded blow up on the horizon, gives me the tiniest bit of hope for them. I know, I KNOW its foolish and fundamentally wrong but at this moment I can look up and ask the baby Jesus to maybe let Ralph instantly turn it around and act like a normal fucking human for once in his god damn life.

This will never happen. I know my friends, I know with the deluge of rainbows about to shower this post, I know he won't but for one fleeting moment I have the tiniest spark of hope. I hope Ralph can find some daytime job where he starts being a man. I hope he gives up this silly campaign of trying to seem better than Faith and just works toward reconciliation. I hope he gets Alice away from that kid holy shit Ralph what the fuck are you doing this is getting scary.

Ralph has been exceptionally boring lately and although I think it's probably due to warranted depression over his impending doom, I am still allowed to hope that maybe he's growing up just a little. I know you like to wish the worst on your enemies Ralph, I know that most people in this thread are on your, "AH HOPE YOU FUCKIN DIE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU" list, myself included. But for Christmas 2021, I genuinely hope you have a good one and get shit straight.

If you don't though I'm going to make fun of you more.