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Everytime kevin posts a big stack of junk to spoil himself with I'm reminded of this part of the first harry potter book:
Dudley, meanwhile, was counting his presents. His face fell.

“Thirty-six,” he said, looking up at his mother and father. “That’s two less than last year.”

“Darling, you haven’t counted Auntie Marge’s present, see, it’s here under this big one from Mummy and Daddy.”

“All right, thirty-seven then,” said Dudley, going red in the face. Harry, who could see a huge Dudley tantrum coming on, began wolfing down his bacon as fast as possible in case Dudley turned the table over. Aunt Petunia obviously scented danger, too, because she said quickly, “And we’ll buy you another two presents while we’re out today. How’s that, popkin? Two more presents. Is that all right”

Dudley thought for a moment. It looked like hard work. Finally he said slowly, “So I’ll have thirty… thirty…”
“Thirty-nine, sweetums,” said Aunt Petunia.

“Oh.” Dudley sat down heavily and grabbed the nearest parcel. “All right then.”


but hey give Dudley Dursley credit, he eventually learned what a selfish little punk he was and tried to change for the better....and channeled all his anger (and weight) into becoming something worthwhile (boxing champion by book 5)
 
Kevin shared his pregnancy fetish with his mom
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To answer Kevin’s question; “will she think I’m appropriating her pain?” Yes

I think it’s important to mention that Kevin said a while back he never told his mom that he’s no-longer got a wiener and now has a broken amHole. Please Kevin, record that conversation, I will pay you in transformers if you do.
 
Penny deserves to die in the hoard with Kevin.
Philip will be consoomed by the monster he enabled and the hoard said monster created.
… Holy shit, I don’t even know what to say. Kevin received more toys on Christmas morning than an upper-middle class kid. [A]
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A visual representation of Kevin's mental age. A spoiled 10-year-old who's opinion on big-boy political issues should be dismissed.

Merry Gibesmas! I bring you goodies on this sacred day of consoomption and more to come later, if I finish. If not, New Year’s.
Kevin’s mom do be kinda based: [A]
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>"My brother who also never talks about me..."

Imagine the second hand embarrassment of being related to this man.
 
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I know Kevin reads this thread as much as he denies it So I will say this

Kevin, PLEASE discuss your miscarriage dream with your mother and record it for posterity, talking about Miscarriage dreams is SO Heckin Validating as It's what all the girls do.
Some small part of Kevin's subconscious is expressing itself through his abortion fetish. The last vestiges of an actual human, wishing for the flesh to perish and put it out of its misery.
 
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The honest response would be mild bewilderment, followed by an attempt to understand just what the hell is wrong with her son. I feel for her. I wouldn't know how to respond to my transsexual son telling me about having a miscarriage in his dreams. I'd probably wash my hands of the matter and let him alone. But it's almost nice, seeing Kevin's mother keep in touch. It shows that she does still love him, even if she's lamenting the state he's in.
 
I think it’s important to mention that Kevin said a while back he never told his mom that he’s no-longer got a wiener and now has a broken amHole. Please Kevin, record that conversation, I will pay you in transformers if you do.
Oh my goodness. Rate me late but I did not know this tidbit of Kevin lore. This newfound information both tickles me and fills me with a sense of maternal dread for his mom. On the one hand, theres the sadness knowing that one of your sons will never continue his genetic line. On the other, theres the joy knowing that it is KEVIN that will never continue his genetic line....
 
To answer Kevin’s question; “will she think I’m appropriating her pain?” Yes

I think it’s important to mention that Kevin said a while back he never told his mom that he’s no-longer got a wiener and now has a broken amHole. Please Kevin, record that conversation, I will pay you in transformers if you do.
Oh my goodness. Rate me late but I did not know this tidbit of Kevin lore. This newfound information both tickles me and fills me with a sense of maternal dread for his mom. On the one hand, theres the sadness knowing that one of your sons will never continue his genetic line. On the other, theres the joy knowing that it is KEVIN that will never continue his genetic line....
"Mom, I am hole"
"Honey I know that you're whole now, It's okay to be comfortable being who you are"
"No, Mom, I AM hole"
"What? Honey I don't understand"
"AM HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE"
 
"mom says I have male DNA, I told her it doesn't work that way" no Kevin, that's EXACTLY how it works. You have XY DNA. Male. No amount of cope, surgeries or pills will make it not male DNA. How do these people lie to themselves like this?
Bruh, Kevin un-ironically calls HRT “magic” and insists that it’s so magic that his inverted penis is now gone and been naturally replaced by vaginal tissue because the HRT signals to the body that it should be female ergo it “fixes itself”.

[THIS IS WHAT KEVIN GIBES ACTUALLY BELIEVES]
 
It's funny that J. K R*w*i*n* in describing a rude, fat, ignorant, abusive and selfish bully also perfectly describes trannies
IIRC, she says at one point that Dudley looked like "A pig in a wig."

And for the mom, it must be like something out of Shelley (or failing that, Anne Rice) knowing that the monster you created and loved as your own child must be destroyed not only for the good of humanity but for its own good.

Only substantially less cool, 'cause we're talking about Kevin.

It's still Christmas here, and I am in the mood for a story.

How did Kevin come to the tranch?
 
IIRC, she says at one point that Dudley looked like "A pig in a wig."

And for the mom, it must be like something out of Shelley (or failing that, Anne Rice) knowing that the monster you created and loved as your own child must be destroyed not only for the good of humanity but for its own good.

Only substantially less cool, 'cause we're talking about Kevin.

It's still Christmas here, and I am in the mood for a story.

How did Kevin come to the tranch?
IIRC there's no solid timeline, but we have a general chain of events.
  1. Kevie kicked his brother out at the behest of his fiancée (if they really were engaged)/girlfriend
  2. Kevie broke up with his fiancée/girlfriend but stayed in the same apartment even after the new boyfriend moved in
  3. Kevie met some tranny
  4. Kevie met Phil via said tranny
  5. Phil took Kevie as his second gimp
  6. Kevie moved in with Phil who was living at his parents' place at the time
Someone please correct me if I messed it up.
"mom says I have male DNA, I told her it doesn't work that way" no Kevin, that's EXACTLY how it works. You have XY DNA. Male. No amount of cope, surgeries or pills will make it not male DNA. How do these people lie to themselves like this?

Bruh, Kevin un-ironically calls HRT “magic” and insists that it’s so magic that his inverted penis is now gone and been naturally replaced by vaginal tissue because the HRT signals to the body that it should be female ergo it “fixes itself”.

[THIS IS WHAT KEVIN GIBES ACTUALLY BELIEVES]
Yeah a bunch of loony troons parrot this kind of insane pseudoscience, like James Gregory "Dr. Emmy Zje" "Memmy" Radich with his "leg ovaries". Something like "HRT changes his body on a cellular level" therefore he's a biological woman.
 
The honest response would be mild bewilderment, followed by an attempt to understand just what the hell is wrong with her son. I feel for her. I wouldn't know how to respond to my transsexual son telling me about having a miscarriage in his dreams. I'd probably wash my hands of the matter and let him alone. But it's almost nice, seeing Kevin's mother keep in touch. It shows that she does still love him, even if she's lamenting the state he's in.

"But Kevin, you can't get pregnant, you don't have a womb. You don't even have a vagina."
"Yeah, mom, about that..."


Let me upgrade that to 2022.

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I think it’s important to mention that Kevin said a while back he never told his mom that he’s no-longer got a wiener and now has a broken amHole. Please Kevin, record that conversation, I will pay you in transformers if you do.
This made me wonder something: Dude has a lot of surgeries on his plate. Has Kevin bothered to write an advance directive or designate a medical power of attorney?

On the one hand, Penny is his heckin' fiancée and the cis just don't understand, so of course he'd want Penny to have a legal basis for it.
On the other hand, printing out some paperwork and signing it in front of two unrelated witnesses is a lot of effort for our Kevvie.

If it's the path of zero effort, his mother is still his legal next of kin, and the one who would be called on to make decisions if something went bad wrong during Vagina II or the bazonga installation.

It will probably never come up, but now I'm curious.
 
Can someone please explain to me why troons are the biggest consumer on the planet? Even commie troons are the biggest consumers of corporate crap. Why is consumerism such a big part of troondom?

I think the commie gibberish isn't really reflective of their true nature, ironically, I think the reason they are such massive consooomers is because they are rampantly narcicistic individualists. Nothing about their behavior speaks to any sense of collectivism. They are far more individualistic than is healthy in ANY kind of society. Human identity is inherently part community-based, there are individual aspects of an identity, unique from person to person of course, but to form a healthy sense of self and stable identity also requires the collective input of a healthy community, a combination of nature and nurture. Troons reject the idea that their identity is anything but whatever bespoke queer word salad gibberish they have constructed, so they have basically thrown out a whole half of what makes a normal person confident in themselves, their life, and their own identity. They have no family ties and are incapable of starting a family of their own, they claim to have a "found family" with solidarity among their fellow queers, but anyone who is paying attention can see that they are all just jockeying for attention and validation, and will stab each other in the back at a moment's notice.

In an actual communist country they would have been executed for being bougie degenerates. Why do they gravitate towards communism then? Probably for edgy shock value and also as far as they care, communism = gibs, and they want gibs without having to work for it, they think they are entitled to stuff because of the aforementioned narcissism. And what do hollow, rootless people with no stable sense of identity tend to do? they find something to fill the void. Becuase the demgraphics most prone to trooning out are already heavily immersed in vapid pop culture, the number one choice for filling the void is performative consumerism. Kevin is the epitome of this phenomenon. This could also be another reason why they have such extreme political beliefs, they are using them as another form of cope and consumerism of a sort. Do you think any of them really have the conviction or fortitude to rise up with the workers of the world in a revolution against capitalist opressors? LMAO of course not. Political radicalism has itself been commodified, been that way for a long time actually. Think of the loosers running around in Che Guevara T shirts, but otherwise living comfortable lives in first world countries.
 
Can someone please explain to me why troons are the biggest consumer on the planet? Even commie troons are the biggest consumers of corporate crap. Why is consumerism such a big part of troondom?
  • Nerding in the 21st century is a lot of consooming. It is promoted amongst peers. Almost all internet troons are nerds. Offline troons & trans people don't always do as much.
  • Literal autism & aspergers or other mental condition that gives you comfort in collecting things.
  • Impulse purchases give instant gratification to those who are distressed, ie retail therapy.

Communism doesn't go farther than "equal rights is good die corporations die police". Most of them just enjoy an enemy they can screech at and blame their problems on plus the idea of gibs. "How are things manufactured and shipped, and hoe are the resources needed obtained," are the last things on their minds. It is also a "I want everything changed EXCEPT MY THING I LOVE SO MUCH PLEASE". Humans don't realize things until it directly impacts them.
 
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