Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

So he did get a permanent mental hygiene act and appointed a guardian. He must have been so fucked in the head to get to that point. You would have thought his shady lawyers in the sue paramount case might have helped him out on this but they probably realized he was batshit too.

Question is who is the guardian? The amount of BS and abuse they would deal with is immense. One would assume it’s his wife or parents but in some cases they will appoint a third party so to avoid being the target of Bam’s constant fits, anger and blame.
 
Damn, I'm on my way to Florida RN, and was hoping on seeing Bam caught up in some antics.
A few days ago some known IP2 character "Bum Segura" was around the current RV and I read it as Bam Margera. I was honestly not surprised to see him with that crowd and nearly crossposted. Bam is just such a fucking basketcase.
 
the bit directly after with novak and the gay shit is hilarious lmao.
No bro! It’s jokes HAHAHAHA, get it? Bam was joking when he jizzed on my arm and I was joking when I got it tattooed permanently on my body. I only let dudes suck my dick for drugs, I was thinking of Bam when getting my dick sucked and that’s a joke so it’s not gay!
Question is who is the guardian?
If you remember from the incident in which Bam fought a hooker while high on cocaine, the 911 caller said he had a ‘minder’ which sounds like fancy talk for exactly this.
 
It looks like an L.A. judge is going to let Brandon “Bam” Margera proceed to discovery on his claims that he was unjustly ousted from Jackass Forever because of an allegedly coerced agreement that required him to submit to regular drug tests, take medications with a witness on FaceTime and use a breathalyzer three times a day.

Margera in August sued Paramount Pictures, MTV Networks, Johnny Knoxville, director Jeff Tremaine, producer Spike Jonze and other businesses associated with the film, claiming producers violated his civil rights when they forced him to sign a “Wellness Agreement” and then terminated him from the project after a mandated drug test detected Adderall, which he takes for attention deficit disorder. Margera, who has struggled with mental health and addiction issues, says Knoxville and Jonze approached him while he was in rehab and said signing the agreement was the only way he’d be able to continue his work for the franchise.

The defendants responded with a special motion to strike claims for unfair competition and copyright infringement under California’s anti-SLAPP statute, which can bring an early end to frivolous lawsuits arising from the exercise of free speech on a public issue. The filing of such a motion pauses discovery in the dispute.

In a tentative ruling issued Friday, L.A. Superior Court Judge Robert S. Draper found the matter arises from “the creation, development, release and distribution of Jackass Forever,” and it’s in the public interest as a “film to be distributed globally” that has “attracted further attention based on the parties’ legal dispute” — but he also found Margera’s claims have the minimal merit necessary to survive the motion and proceed to discovery.

Draper found that Margera has plausibly alleged his talent agreement, which grants Paramount ownership of anything he created for the film, might be void because he “signed the Wellness Agreement under duress while in rehab, approached with a take-it-or-leave-it proposition.”

“The purpose of the SLAPP statute’s accelerated hearing is to dispose of claims promptly that implicate free speech that clearly have no merit,” writes Draper in the tentative ruling. “Defendants might ultimately prevail as this case continues, but the claims have a minimal merit, and plaintiffs should have an opportunity to conduct discovery to identify certain examples of orally developed ideas that were actually used in the film.”

The court also found Margera has shown a probability of success in his unfair competition claim, which alleges wrongful termination, discrimination and violation of the Americans With Disabilities Act. Draper did strike the causes of action requesting injunctive relief, finding they’re “not recognized as causes of action in California.”

Draper ultimately took the matter under submission following a Friday hearing.
 
No bro! It’s jokes HAHAHAHA, get it? Bam was joking when he jizzed on my arm and I was joking when I got it tattooed permanently on my body. I only let dudes suck my dick for drugs, I was thinking of Bam when getting my dick sucked and that’s a joke so it’s not gay!

If you remember from the incident in which Bam fought a hooker while high on cocaine, the 911 caller said he had a ‘minder’ which sounds like fancy talk for exactly this.
The same news story quotes a representative of Bam saying that it was a 65-year-old woman who was his Aunt (any idea which?) in the hotel room. So its possible whoever this aunt is, they are his "minder". I would have thought though that if Bam was assigned a guardian, April and/or Phil would have immediately taken the job.

On the flip side, we have the possibility of Bam and his Aunt being in a hotel room with a prostitute. Well, at least it wasn't April I guess...
 
I’m Bamela Margarine and this is getting my aunt strung out on meth and fucking her in the ass
“This is my aunt pissing and shitting all over me! Add that to the “orally submitted ideas” for Jackass 4, so we can fuck Tramaine and Knoxville in the ass!…in court!”
 
Speaking of Christmas, Phil’s in a rascal scooter he’s not getting any younger. D542D736-3DA2-4E30-BD9A-2984EB47B12F.jpeg
 
Speaking of Christmas, Phil’s in a rascal scooter he’s not getting any younger. View attachment 2828829
Physical deterioration that comes with age and weight problems will do that to you. It is shame too because Phil did try in the past to get into better shape. At a certain point you can only do so much to reverse it.
 
Speaking of Christmas, Phil’s in a rascal scooter he’s not getting any younger. View attachment 2828829
Guess Phil and Ape have Phoenix (god what a name, hope they call him Finn) for Christmas?

I figure Bam is banned from Christmas celebrations for now because I can’t see him stfu about being under a guardianship and being in a tard rage about it anytime his family is around.

Where is Nicky living? If she out in LA the kid is fucked, if she moved to PA then he might be alright since I’m sure the grandparents would be watching him a lot. I get the idea that living with Daddy Bam was very traumatic for a small child. I hope they keep him far away from Bam unless he regains his sanity.
 
don't compare vito's lazy eyed ass to phil

though vito did get thin towards the end of his life if his final mugshot is any indication
Vito only lost weight due to what eventually killed him - liver failure, and probably lost it very rapidly I would guess. Almost definitely fatty liver, probably diabetic also, plus probably 45 or so years of alcoholism will do that. It's a fucking marvel of modern medicine that Vito almost hit 60 with the way he lived his life. There's footage from back in the day of the guy doming 52+ shots of peach schnapps in a very short amount of time, and he'd probably already been drinking all day.

In Phil's case, I'd guess that since he went through life so long as a portly fellow, it probably ground his joints to dust and by the time he wanted to actively lose weight, he found that he couldn't get much exercise or get around well anymore. If Bam weren't such a trainwreck he could bring back 'Don't Feed Phil' day and help him out.
 
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