Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Jackass turns 21
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I showed that video of Bam throwing sex toys at Nikki to my friend today and he was like "damn, she is one major orthodontic procedure away from a passable Ville lookalike." Not sure I agree overall but now I cannot unsee a striking similarity around the eyes:
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At the very least, she has a stronger resemblance to work from than the lead singer of 616, the shitty HIM impersonation act attempting to pass themselves off as a new 'love metal' band that Bam's been hanging out with for the last few years:

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Yes, that is Bam Margera ripping somebody else for whacking it to bedside HIM posters. Something I'm sure this dude knows nothing about whatsoever:
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That is one of the two jokes Bam repeatedly employs to mock him. The other is just posting pics of early 2000s Ville looking especially androgynous and seductive while insisting in the caption that he's doing it "to help Eden Boy get a hard on." I bet my 14 yo self's heartagram skate shoes that, if you asked Bam what "his friend" here wishes Ville would do to him, he'd write you several paragraphs of highly detailed, specific, and grammatically bankrupt Finnish gothboi smut for your trouble.
 
Via TMZ:
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The "Jackass" star tells TMZ ... he had spent 140 days in a facility in Arizona for his manic bipolar disorder before being transferred to an outpatient facility in Florida.

Bam says he was taking daily outpatient classes in Florida, where he was staying with a friend and relative, and his wife and son were coming to visit him ... but when their flight was delayed, he started killing time at a casino.

BM says fans posted pictures of him with what appeared to be a drink in his hand, and he believes a panicked loved one saw the images and alerted law enforcement. That person also claimed Bam threatened to jump off a bridge ... something Bam says was a misunderstanding.

Bam says he's back in rehab for about 2 months ... and all he wants is to work on himself so he can see his son and get back to filming.
 
Via TMZ:
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The "Jackass" star tells TMZ ... he had spent 140 days in a facility in Arizona for his manic bipolar disorder before being transferred to an outpatient facility in Florida.

Bam says he was taking daily outpatient classes in Florida, where he was staying with a friend and relative, and his wife and son were coming to visit him ... but when their flight was delayed, he started killing time at a casino.

BM says fans posted pictures of him with what appeared to be a drink in his hand, and he believes a panicked loved one saw the images and alerted law enforcement. That person also claimed Bam threatened to jump off a bridge ... something Bam says was a misunderstanding.

Bam says he's back in rehab for about 2 months ... and all he wants is to work on himself so he can see his son and get back to filming.

So, going by that, he spent about four and a half months in an inpatient facility, but a flight delay forced him to seek shelter in a casino, where he was pictured with a drink, which made a loved one panic and now he will be spending possibly another 2 months in a rehab.....over a misunderstanding. Well, that isn't fair at all. And by that I mean Bam taking a bed meant for someone who is willing to accept help and work to better themselves.
 
I think he’s lying, he said a loved one saw a photo of him posted online with a beer in his hand caused concern, where is this photo? Related to this I did a search of each big social media platform to see what I could come up with and found some interesting stuff mostly unrelated to my original query:

First search result for Bam Margera was this video, a cameo he had done really plugging some guy’s band:
spoiler: he looks high as fuck and I’m not talking about weed.
Tinfoil ‘tard thinks it’s all a conspiracy:
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Also found someone reposting this old post of his, confirming he’s a Trump supporter:
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Could be shitposting, it’s not reading like an outright endorsement.
 
I haven't read all of the thread, just the OP, but BAM didn't reach overnight fame with Jackass, he did CKY years and years before Jackass was a thing.

Spergy rant: It pissed me off in High School when people would call everything Jackass, when CKY did it before Jackass. It's like comparing Jackass with Dirty Sanchez. CKY is superior to Jackass
 
I haven't read all of the thread, just the OP, but BAM didn't reach overnight fame with Jackass, he did CKY years and years before Jackass was a thing.

Spergy rant: It pissed me off in High School when people would call everything Jackass, when CKY did it before Jackass. It's like comparing Jackass with Dirty Sanchez. CKY is superior to Jackass
Should have read the thread already has been discussed.

Also the big brother crew with Knoxville were doing the same kind of videos well before jackass or cky.
 
The only thing gayer than CKY is Bam.
Coincidence?
I think not.
 
I’m curious if Bam knows how gay it sounds when he calls Novak his life partner while ranting about him, Because it really makes it sound ten times gayer and he really sounds like a jilted lover.
 
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Until I see a recent picture of Bam after shaving off the beard, I am convinced he will never get better.

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I hate double posting, and it’s not fully Bam related, but I found this on Reddit yesterday
Very interesting details. I have never heard of “Ryan Dunn Ghost Car Parts” and “Steve-O Ghost Stories” had me diving into Steve-O podcasts to hear him say weird shit how “Trickster Drug Demons” kept giving him these experiences just to encourage him to keep drugging. Like, Steve-O claims to have hallucinated chairs catching on fire with him sitting on it, but he isn’t getting burnt. And then he claimed the “Angels” possessed all his shoes and all of them began impatiently tapping their toes, waiting for him to quit drugs.

I really don’t know how Bam can not take these kinds of stories and advice seriously. This is some real fucked up shit Steve-O experienced, and there is still so much even I don’t know… Ihope to read Steve-O’s book sometime to get the whole scoop.

And I really wish I can watch Gnarly on my TV and not a portable device with a small screen.
 

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Forgive me if late, but this follow up had some details I hadn't seen before. Including that Bam allegedly admitted that the Adderall he failed his drug test over was bought off the street, not prescribed like he claimed.


The much-delayed latest flick in the Jackass franchise is finally set to come out in early 2022, a date Paramount Pictures wants to stick to — despite the best legal efforts of Bam Margera.

“Margera’s lawsuit is baseless,” said attorneys for the ViacomCBS-owned studio, MTV, fellow Jackasser Johnny Knoxville, director Jeff Tremaine, EP Spike Jonze and others against the wide ranging legal action ex-skateboard thrillseeker Margera filed back in August after being pink slipped from Jackass Forever.

“His claims seeking to enjoin Jackass Forever improperly targetDefendants’ protected speech and are precluded as a matter of law,” a memorandum accompanying the Jenner & Block LLP penned special motion adds. “This Court should strike them.”

“Separate and apart from its legal insufficiency, Margera’s complaint is riddled with outright lies: Margera alleges that Knoxville, Tremaine, and Jonze accosted him in a rehab facility and browbeat him into signing a draconian sobriety contract (they did not, infra at II.A); that he was fraudulently induced and coerced into signing his talent agreement with Paramount (he was not, infra at II.C); that Paramount hired a doctor who forced him to take a “cocktail of pills” that Paramount supposedly prescribed for him against his will (that is absurd and never happened, infra at II.B); that he complied with the Wellness Program (he breached it, infra at II.D); and that he was terminated for taking Adderall, which he claims was prescribed for him (it was not—he admitted that he bought it off the street—infra at II.D),” the paperwork filed on October 4 in Los Angeles Superior Court declares in some detail (read it here).

The Paramount and Jackass parties want a hearing in front on Judge Robert Draper the day after Halloween to argue their case in person and kick a portion of the Browne George Ross O’Brien Annaguey & Ellis represented ex-franchise star Bam’s claims to the curb.

Fired from Jackass Forever in August 2020 because of a violation of the self-described Wellness Agreement that was mutually agreed upon to keep Margera on the straight and narrow, the Jackass OG hit back with a multi-million dollar and movie shuttering 14-claim complaint a couple of months ago.

If it wasn’t such a potential big money loss kick in the gut to Paramount, Margera’s efforts to stop the movie coming out would be almost laughable, all things considered.

Based off the cringe inducing and sometimes gut churning TV series that debuted in 2000, the MTV Entertainment Studios and Dickhouse Productions’ Jackass Forever was originally supposed to come out on March 5, 2021. The pic is the fourth full-length Jackass movie and the first one since 2010’s Jackass 3D. With the Covid-19 pandemic shutting down productions and cinemas, Paramount said in April 2020 that the picture would come out on July 2, 2021. A date that was pushed to September 3, 2021 in July 2020, and then to October 22, 2021 in the spring of this year.

Last month, with Margera’s lawsuit clearly in mind as well as the Delta variant, Paramount pushed again to early next year … a date that they obviously hope is clear of both Margera’s legal moves and personal crisises.
 
Forgive me if late, but this follow up had some details I hadn't seen before. Including that Bam allegedly admitted that the Adderall he failed his drug test over was bought off the street, not prescribed like he claimed.


The much-delayed latest flick in the Jackass franchise is finally set to come out in early 2022, a date Paramount Pictures wants to stick to — despite the best legal efforts of Bam Margera.

“Margera’s lawsuit is baseless,” said attorneys for the ViacomCBS-owned studio, MTV, fellow Jackasser Johnny Knoxville, director Jeff Tremaine, EP Spike Jonze and others against the wide ranging legal action ex-skateboard thrillseeker Margera filed back in August after being pink slipped from Jackass Forever.

“His claims seeking to enjoin Jackass Forever improperly targetDefendants’ protected speech and are precluded as a matter of law,” a memorandum accompanying the Jenner & Block LLP penned special motion adds. “This Court should strike them.”

“Separate and apart from its legal insufficiency, Margera’s complaint is riddled with outright lies: Margera alleges that Knoxville, Tremaine, and Jonze accosted him in a rehab facility and browbeat him into signing a draconian sobriety contract (they did not, infra at II.A); that he was fraudulently induced and coerced into signing his talent agreement with Paramount (he was not, infra at II.C); that Paramount hired a doctor who forced him to take a “cocktail of pills” that Paramount supposedly prescribed for him against his will (that is absurd and never happened, infra at II.B); that he complied with the Wellness Program (he breached it, infra at II.D); and that he was terminated for taking Adderall, which he claims was prescribed for him (it was not—he admitted that he bought it off the street—infra at II.D),” the paperwork filed on October 4 in Los Angeles Superior Court declares in some detail (read it here).

The Paramount and Jackass parties want a hearing in front on Judge Robert Draper the day after Halloween to argue their case in person and kick a portion of the Browne George Ross O’Brien Annaguey & Ellis represented ex-franchise star Bam’s claims to the curb.

Fired from Jackass Forever in August 2020 because of a violation of the self-described Wellness Agreement that was mutually agreed upon to keep Margera on the straight and narrow, the Jackass OG hit back with a multi-million dollar and movie shuttering 14-claim complaint a couple of months ago.

If it wasn’t such a potential big money loss kick in the gut to Paramount, Margera’s efforts to stop the movie coming out would be almost laughable, all things considered.

Based off the cringe inducing and sometimes gut churning TV series that debuted in 2000, the MTV Entertainment Studios and Dickhouse Productions’ Jackass Forever was originally supposed to come out on March 5, 2021. The pic is the fourth full-length Jackass movie and the first one since 2010’s Jackass 3D. With the Covid-19 pandemic shutting down productions and cinemas, Paramount said in April 2020 that the picture would come out on July 2, 2021. A date that was pushed to September 3, 2021 in July 2020, and then to October 22, 2021 in the spring of this year.

Last month, with Margera’s lawsuit clearly in mind as well as the Delta variant, Paramount pushed again to early next year … a date that they obviously hope is clear of both Margera’s legal moves and personal crisises.
Even the article is basically "haha, cow go 'moo', what a washed up has been loser wasting everyone's time and money."
 
Updates had been drying up on c_k_y_5 (instagram user who reuploaded bam's deleted instagram posts) - but last week, he managed to grab one post that Bam deleted, shilling his cameo:

He sounds a bit better, but still has that slur to his speech. On the official bam margera instagram account, comments are all disabled, and the most recent post there is from 2 weeks ago.
 
The truth comes out about why he went to rehab.

I’m sure the truth is somewhere in the Middle but this story is insane. Text below:

Bam Margera was forced into rehab last month after he allegedly attacked a woman in his hotel room while on cocaine, Page Six has exclusively learned.

A 911 call we obtained from the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office reveals shocking new details about the Sept. 26 incident that resulted in the “Jackass” star, 42, going into a treatment center – and it’s a far cry from the story Margera told TMZ about “holding a drink at a casino.”

“They’re doing cocaine in the room,” the caller, who claims he was there for a “pick-up order,” alleged to the dispatcher, without disclosing which individuals specifically were doing drugs.

Then referencing Margera’s alleged victim, the caller claimed, “He attacked her, grabbed her breast, and she said she thinks he tore her implant.”

The unidentified man claimed there were two women in the room with Margera at the time he placed the call around 8:36 a.m. local time – an alleged prostitute, and an unidentified woman he referred to as Margera’s alleged “minder,” which is a person whose job it is to look after someone.

The caller indicated to police that at the time of the 911 call, he had not seen Margera “yet today.” The alleged unidentified “minder” filled him on the allegations, he said.

The caller described the alleged victim – whose name will not be disclosed out of discretion – as a white woman in her 50s or early 60s. It’s unclear from the call, however, which woman the man was referring to.

The dispatcher at one point asked the caller whether the victim needed a paramedic, to which the caller replied, “I don’t know yet.”

Bam Margera on a red carpetMargera — seen here in 2013 — is reportedly in rehab after years of suffering from addiction issues.WireImage
When asked if Margera was under the influence, the caller said, “Absolutely, there’s no question about it,” noting again the alleged cocaine use and further claiming, “He’s really highly intoxicated.”
The concerned caller also alleged that there were some mental health issues that contributed to the incident, stating, “He’s in severe psychosis, I believe.”
“He’s been diagnosed as paranoid schizophrenic, he’s been diagnosed as Bipolar, he’s got a long history of mental illness,” the man added, alleging, “He’s escaped from three treatment centers in the last two months.”
“That’s why there’s all these people trying to reel him back in,” the caller stated.
Amid the new allegations, a rep for Margera released a statement to Page Six.
“The initial reports of Bam Margera’s arrest were reasonably correct. The 911 call is demonstrably and utterly false. Bam was with his aunt in the hotel room. She is a 65-year-old woman, who is clean and sober,” Margera’s rep claims in the statement. “The police escorted Bam back to rehab and made no charges whatsoever against him, which demonstrates that the caller who made this claim made a false statement to police.”
The statement continued, “The allegations are likely made by people who have an ax to grind against Bam in his lawsuit against Paramount. There are multi-million dollars at stake because of the abuse Bam faced at the hands of Paramount, and his supposed friends Johnny Knoxville, Spike Jones, Jeff Tremaine and others. We are investigating these false allegations and false statements made in the police report, and are considering taking action as we learn more against the perpetrator of this false and defamatory report.”
After police were dispatched to the Don CeSar hotel for the Sept. 26 incident following an “emotional disturbance” call, officers found Bam had an “an ex parte order, which is a judge’s order for court-ordered rehabilitation,” Page Six previously learned.
Bam Margera on a red carpet Margera has been open throughout the years about his struggle with addiction.FilmMagic
“When deputies arrived, they were informed that Mr. Margera had an ex parte order,” a department spokesperson told us on Sept. 28. “Those are taken out by a third party on behalf of the person.”
The transfer to the rehab center was not considered an arrest, and no criminal charges were filed.
About a week later, Bam told TMZ that police were called after a loved one allegedly saw a picture of him holding what appeared to be a drink at a casino in Florida. He also claimed he was serving a two-month stint in rehab because he wanted to work on himself so he can see his son and get back to filming.
Margera has previously been open about his mental health struggles in the past.
He revealed in a September 2019 Instagram post that he had been “officially diagnosed with manic bipolar” disorder.
His mother, April Margera, told Entertainment Tonight in August 2019 after his trespassing arrest, “We just want him to get better and to go back to rehab. He obviously is in some kind of psychosis, and he needs help and it’s obvious to everybody that he’s just not OK right now.”
“He hits a wall where he just goes into a bit of a psychotic meltdown and just kind of wigs out,” she added. “This is the pattern that we’re seeing and we just have to get past this and he needs to comply with everything they’re [medical professionals] saying.”
More recently, Bam has been in a public dispute with the “Jackass 4” producers (including Knoxville, Jones, and Tremaine), whom the stuntman alleged forced him to go to a drug rehab facility before shooting the film.
“I went there thinking I was going to do 30 days, but they insisted that I do 90 days,” Margera told TMZ in April, adding that it was “torture.”
 
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