DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Freshtodeath]

He looks like shit for somebody with no boss who has worked from home for 10 years.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

DSP please, take that pedo smile back, stop thinking about money, and go fuck your horse

 

[SupSilver]

The reason phil is using the old twitter PFP is simple and it has nothing to do with wanting to look younger or debunking that he used a larger version for WWE champions.

He is simply too lazy to take another decent photograph of himself. That is time that could be spent sleeping, eating food (without bones), playing WWE champions or punishing his fatty diseased liver.

 

[PieceofShet]

The reason phil is using the old twitter PFP is simple and it has nothing to do with wanting to look younger or debunking that he used a larger version for WWE champions.

He is simply too lazy to take another decent photograph of himself. That is time that could be spent sleeping, eating food (without bones), playing WWE champions or punishing his fatty diseased liver.

He needs to...
Find his phone. Pick it up. Unlock it. Activate photo app. Look into the camera. Press button to take pic. Exit app. Go to twitter. Push a few buttons. Confirm new profile picture.

You are right, a lot of hassle, too much effort.


How long will he play Skyrim? It depends on if he has a dedicated whale for it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He needs to...
Find his phone. Pick it up. Unlock it. Activate photo app. Look into the camera. Press button to take pic. Exit app. Go to twitter. Push a few buttons. Confirm new profile picture.

You are right, a lot of hassle, too much effort.


How long will he play Skyrim? It depends on if he has a dedicated whale for it.

Quarter to a third of the year.

 

[Freshtodeath]

His stream ideas lately have been absolutely awful and I think Katherine is the one coming up with the ideas. Hence he's decided to play skyrim.

 

[Pargon]

His stream ideas lately have been absolutely awful and I think Katherine is the one coming up with the ideas. Hence he's decided to play skyrim.

That or he’s just taking cues from the stuff she plays because he’s creatively bankrupt. He just won’t play Overwatch because everyone in the world took a shit on him for his gameplay.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wonder how long he will drag Skyrim out.

Until the money starts waning.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I get this feeling the smug profile picture and "unstoppable" tag is trying to bait some trolls/drama cause that's all he is now, that how he stays afloat and doesn't disappear into the online aether. He tried to goat Keem in his Christmas stream, he's been mentioning Pewds and Rich a lot since pewds indirectly referenced him and rich has been up his ass.

It's as pathetic as him holding on to his FYE tekken tag mall trophy as a 40 year old matchure adult.

It is funny though, him using tags like the immortal and the unstoppable.

He's infamous damaged goods in the eyes of services that look for advertiser-friendly personalities. His career could be ended with a hand full of detractors concerned karens parents and youtube viewers who just happened to stumble upon a multitude of clips including the "phil's a ni...naw I shouldn't...Phils-a-nigger" (thanks to steve of the dead for pointing what he said under his breath out) and the follow up damage control/denial.

It's would be more gay ops than Piggy is worth as he'll hang himself eventually and the way things are going sooner rather than later.

Also, maybe I have more self-awareness than phil, which, I mean a rock has galaxies more than phil or head more planted in reality but I wouldn't be so quick to gloat about being unstoppable and nothing happening from his last fuck up as it was the holidays and companies usually have less staff due to vacations or some companies give breaks and what not. On top of that, people are home watching YT reporting videos, he could very well be stuck in a backlog.

Doubt it but would be a great mid-season finale for the insanity saga.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

His stream ideas lately have been absolutely awful and I think Katherine is the one coming up with the ideas. Hence he's decided to play skyrim.

That's the problem with blocking literally everyone on the planet but three wealthy perverts and your demon-haunted wife.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

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''I AM HAPPY ''

Now do the Disaster Girl meme but instead of the girl, it’s this picture of Phil. The smug thumbs up Phil meme would also work.

 

[Pargon]

Until the money starts waning.

I’d like it a lot if his PREMIERE STREAM of a 10+ year old game that everyone in the goddamn world has played, unmodded and without any QoL improvements in a series famous for its community providing piles of exactly that, amounted to a single digit stream and he threw a tantrum and quit it immediately.

It won’t happen because he probably has a whale ready to carry at least a dozen streams, but it would be really funny if one of the last streams of the year was a memorable failure, deserving a place on Best of 2021 videos after everyone’s already made theirs.

 

[Comma]

Ah yes, the typical smug dopamine phase where DSP thinks everything is looking up (read: sad and lonely individuals throwing money at him), only for it to be negated by him doing something stupid soon.

Just give it some time.

 

[KD6-3.7]

DSP, as imagined by the WOMBO Dream App. Terrifying and accurate. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Edit: Had to add another one…

 

[LolCowCentral]

I was watching Pastor Eric Miller and Brittany Gates who both claim to come from a place of positivity and being detractors from a place where they aren't doing it to hate but to help ressurect him and see him become a better person and change his ways.

By this I mean ideas outside of his hygeine - I think we all agree he needs a 180 on that.

Here are a few of my ideas:

1) Feasting with the king - he could actually do some research beforehand on what the menu says is in it and what he thinks it should taste like based on articles on the food style. As he is eating the food he could then cite "i taste the garlic" or "the sweetness and spice create a nice balance" rather than going "mmmmmmm" into the mic or saying Robust a million times.

2) Stream sponsors - hear me out. Instead of a company sponsoring him- individuals can. i.e. This stream is sponsored by OIC. He paid 300 in advance to have his name on the stream all day as the sponsor. They could also donate a game/console/chair/whatever to be the stream sponsor of the day. He claims to be crowdfunded so why should this influence anything on his side other than guarantee his daily stipend.

3) Troll Tips - He has to read aloud any tip over 20.00 as long as it doesn't violate YouTube TOS. Even if it says (Phil is a sweaty scammer and has a WWE addiction - he would have to read it). There are so many troll tippers anyway. Make them pay more (becoming the thing they hate - an actual wheelchair themselves). He reads it - says thank you for the tip and moves on. Trolls get their dumb shit out there and Phil makes money. Wings did this for a while and was getting a lot of money from it.


EDIT: also he definitely needs thicker skin - i dont really know how he would develop that. Im sure someone knows i just am not well educated in counseling/psychology.
thoughts?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I was watching Pastor Eric Miller and Brittany Gates who both claim to come from a place of positivity and being detractors from a place where they aren't doing it to hate but to help ressurect him and see him become a better person and change his ways.

By this I mean ideas outside of his hygeine - I think we all agree he needs a 180 on that.

Here are a few of my ideas:

1) Feasting with the king - he could actually do some research beforehand on what the menu says is in it and what he thinks it should taste like based on articles on the food style. As he is eating the food he could then cite "i taste the garlic" or "the sweetness and spice create a nice balance" rather than going "mmmmmmm" into the mic or saying Robust a million times.

2) Stream sponsors - hear me out. Instead of a company sponsoring him- individuals can. i.e. This stream is sponsored by OIC. He paid 300 in advance to have his name on the stream all day as the sponsor. They could also donate a game/console/chair/whatever to be the stream sponsor of the day. He claims to be crowdfunded so why should this influence anything on his side other than guarantee his daily stipend.

3) Troll Tips - He has to read aloud any tip over 20.00 as long as it doesn't violate YouTube TOS. Even if it says (Phil is a sweaty scammer and has a WWE addiction - he would have to read it). There are so many troll tippers anyway. Make them pay more (becoming the thing they hate - an actual wheelchair themselves). He reads it - says thank you for the tip and moves on. Trolls get their dumb shit out there and Phil makes money. Wings did this for a while and was getting a lot of money from it.


EDIT: also he definitely needs thicker skin - i dont really know how he would develop that. Im sure someone knows i just am not well educated in counseling/psychology.
thoughts?

I don't have money to do it
I don't have money to do it
I don't have money to do it.

Even if, in fact, the thing to do is just basic reading a minor DIY work.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

DSP, as imagined by the WOMBO Dream App. Terrifying and accurate. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Edit: Had to add another one…
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How does it know....

1) Feasting with the king - he could actually do some research beforehand on what the menu says is in it and what he thinks it should taste like based on articles on the food style. As he is eating the food he could then cite "i taste the garlic" or "the sweetness and spice create a nice balance" rather than going "mmmmmmm" into the mic or saying Robust a million times.

2) Stream sponsors - hear me out. Instead of a company sponsoring him- individuals can. i.e. This stream is sponsored by OIC. He paid 300 in advance to have his name on the stream all day as the sponsor. They could also donate a game/console/chair/whatever to be the stream sponsor of the day. He claims to be crowdfunded so why should this influence anything on his side other than guarantee his daily stipend.

3) Troll Tips - He has to read aloud any tip over 20.00 as long as it doesn't violate YouTube TOS. Even if it says (Phil is a sweaty scammer and has a WWE addiction - he would have to read it). There are so many troll tippers anyway. Make them pay more (becoming the thing they hate - an actual wheelchair themselves). He reads it - says thank you for the tip and moves on. Trolls get their dumb shit out there and Phil makes money. Wings did this for a while and was getting a lot of money from it.


EDIT: also he definitely needs thicker skin - i dont really know how he would develop that. Im sure someone knows i just am not well educated in counseling/psychology.
thoughts?

sounds good to me honestly.
his streams are really boring now, he's gotta do something with how predictable they are. his outbursts are so few and far between now it seems.
he'll never face facts that he has a cadre of ironic fans that are possibly worse off than his unironic ones.

 

[LieLieFyre]

1) Feasting with the king - he could actually do some research beforehand on what the menu says is in it and what he thinks it should taste like based on articles on the food style. As he is eating the food he could then cite "i taste the garlic" or "the sweetness and spice create a nice balance" rather than going "mmmmmmm" into the mic or saying Robust a million times.

2) Stream sponsors - hear me out. Instead of a company sponsoring him- individuals can. i.e. This stream is sponsored by OIC. He paid 300 in advance to have his name on the stream all day as the sponsor. They could also donate a game/console/chair/whatever to be the stream sponsor of the day. He claims to be crowdfunded so why should this influence anything on his side other than guarantee his daily stipend.

3) Troll Tips - He has to read aloud any tip over 20.00 as long as it doesn't violate YouTube TOS. Even if it says (Phil is a sweaty scammer and has a WWE addiction - he would have to read it). There are so many troll tippers anyway. Make them pay more (becoming the thing they hate - an actual wheelchair themselves). He reads it - says thank you for the tip and moves on. Trolls get their dumb shit out there and Phil makes money. Wings did this for a while and was getting a lot of money from it.

1- too much work
2- ego wont let him
3- ego wont let him

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Seeing as a 100% run takes the average player 150-200h, he could be playing this way into spring, maybe even summer.

Of 2027

 

[snort inquisition]

you know what he meant you fucking piece of shit, why does he have to be obnoxious about every possible fucking thing he can?