FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

Absolutely disgusting. Imagine the smell. Death would be a mercy, especially for anyone unfortunate enough to be forced to deal with him.

Phil Ken Sebben said:
How is he going to deal with about 72 hours of deep down body pain, where your very bones ache, you can't sleep, your head feels like it's going to explode and the sluices are open at both ends?

He'd be back on the pills in a heart beat.
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72 hours physical withdrawal symptoms are just for heroin too, afaik. For other opiates it can last significantly longer than that.
 
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MetalParakeet said:
On the topic of how they'd cremate or bury him...

When I worked at a hospital with a morgue (my current hospital doesn't have one), I used to do morgue calls. My coworkers would always pass those off onto me because I had experience with autopsies and shit in university, so it didn't gross me out.

Anyway this one time, I get into work and get a morgue call. Immediately everyone is like "oh hell no, metalparakeet is doing it." Even though I typically did them anyway, I was suspicious by how everyone recoiled and absolutely refused instead of just asking me if I minded taking over like they usually did.

So whatever. I go down all cautious and low and behold, there's a dude a bit thinner than Asanti laying out in the open. And I could immediately tell by the smell that he had probably been outside the freezer for the majority of my 3 days off work.

He didn't fit in the regular freezers and the double wide had two bodies. Since it was a holiday weekend, none of the bodies were really being picked up fast enough so they had no choice but to just let the dude sit there outside the freezer.

So let's hope Steven's hospital is a bit better equipped
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I also took bodies to morgues for 2 different hospitals and I can verify this shit show happens. You get employees who don't wanna do the job and they leave a body rot outside the fucking morgue.

No thought for the loved ones of the rotting corpses and how they'll be hard to make look good after the rots been going for 3 days.

Offends me man. I'm not easy to offend. Gimme me Mati idc. When people die they're square with the house. They paid their dues with their life. No reason to let them rot like that. Smh.
 
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Tom B said:
I also took bodies to morgues for 2 different hospitals and I can verify this shit show happens. You get employees who don't wanna do the job and they leave a body rot outside the fucking morgue.

No thought for the loved ones of the rotting corpses and how they'll be hard to make look good after the rots been going for 3 days.

Offends me man. I'm not easy to offend. Gimme me Mati idc. When people die they're square with the house. They paid their dues with their life. No reason to let them rot like that. Smh.
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I mean, no one in our situation did it because we didn't care. And the morgue is all chilled, so while he wasn't frozen he wasn't necessarily rotting at an expedited rate. I definitely didn't uncover him to see what he looked like though.

Unfortunately it happens due to poor infrastructure. Despite this hospital being a major one, I think we had maybe like 15 freezers with one being extra large. And the autopsy room was connected, so when you picked up a body you had to go through the autopsy room and into the freezer room. The door was only separated by a small closet like space that held bottles of organs. (None about to be used but like....leftover curiosities? I dunno wtf was going on with that, some of them were old af).
 
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MetalParakeet said:
I mean, no one in our situation did it because we didn't care. And the morgue is all chilled, so while he wasn't frozen he wasn't necessarily rotting at an expedited rate. I definitely didn't uncover him to see what he looked like though.

Unfortunately it happens due to poor infrastructure. Despite this hospital being a major one, I think we had maybe like 15 freezers with one being extra large. And the autopsy room was connected, so when you picked up a body you had to go through the autopsy room and into the freezer room. The door was only separated by a small closet like space that held bottles of organs. (None about to be used but like....leftover curiosities? I dunno wtf was going on with that, some of them were old af).
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Where I worked we just had had lazy fucking human beings who didn't think past their own literal worlds they live in. Not gonna rant about it. I've done that already years ago.

I'm still bothered by it obviously. We had great infrastructure and funding. The issue was always a few bad apples in every department be it radiology, radiation oncology, etc.
 
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Tom B said:
Where I worked we just had had lazy fucking human beings who didn't think past their own literal worlds they live in. Not gonna rant about it. I've done that already years ago.

I'm still bothered by it obviously. We had great infrastructure and funding. The issue was always a few bad apples in every department be it radiology, radiation oncology, etc.
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Crazy that people got away with it. Typically when I did morgue calls, I was meeting with either a mortician, funeral home or pathologist so there was no dumping the body and running. You also had to sign the bodies in, write their codes on their ID tags and what freezer you put them in. When you removed them, you had to have two signatures (yours and the person taking the body) to sign them out
 
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MetalParakeet said:
Crazy that people got away with it. Typically when I did morgue calls, I was meeting with either a mortician, funeral home or pathologist so there was no dumping the body and running. You also had to sign the bodies in, write their codes on their ID tags and what freezer you put them in. When you removed them, you had to have two signatures (yours and the person taking the body) to sign them out
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Glad they had that down pat for you all.

When it came to bodies it was different than a live person and varies by hospital in my own experience. This was 7-8 years ago though. Time have changed so much in that short amount of time I wouldn't be surprised if the way we worked back in 2012/13 is now a thing of the past.
 
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Tom B said:
Glad they had that down pat for you all.

When it came to bodies it was different than a live person and varies by hospital in my own experience. This was 7-8 years ago though. Time have changed so much in that short amount of time I wouldn't be surprised if the way we worked back in 2012/13 is now a thing of the past.
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My experience was only about 5 years ago and I always thought the logging system of the bodies was ghetto. Writing down info on a notebook that was kept by the door seemed really unreliable to me but hey, wasn't my job to ask questions.

We are probably from different countries so it's interesting to know that hospitals had sort of a similar experience/protocol.

I think people think of these systems as advanced and professional because of the sensitive nature and importance they deal with but really, everyone is just fucking winging it at all times
 
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This asshole is probably the most obnoxious person I've ever seen here. I had never heard of him before, because I don't watch TLC: who wants to follow the psychopathic adventures of somebody like "Jazz" Jennings? I'd rather watch a rabid possum in its death throes . . . Anyway, I hope that Assanti waddles off this mortal coil soon. But before that happens, I have some rather perverse ideas about how we could put him to good use. For example, if someone could harvest some of his sperm without getting too sick, I'd love to see it used to impregnate Isabella Janke. Wouldn't those two produce an interesting offspring?
 
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My dad and I used to have this joke that after a certain point, taking absurd amounts of drugs has the ability to embalm and shield you from death no matter how fucked you look (à la Keith Richards). Stephen is making me believe it.

He's gone through weight loss surgery that he ate himself out of, his weight has yo-yoed over 100lbs during just his TV appearances, gone through total chemical detox then went back to using right after, used shit-tons of narcotics to the point that doctors had to up his dosage over twice the normal amount to put him under (and is literally on notice by the state of Texas for getting hundreds of pills per week), weighed over 700lbs but could still walk around and terrorize people, has probably been exposed to every illness you could possibly get from a cat (I hope the poor kitty is doing ok), literally refuses to shower yet has apparently never been seriously harmed by a skin infection unlike half the people on this show who try showering, pisses all over his house, etc. At this point I think he's also outlived almost every other patient on the show who had similar weights and attitudes, but not even James K descended that far down before death got him (then again his wife started killing him which sped things up probably).

Even as someone who takes the coof seriously (and understands pneumonia is usually a killer for obese people), I honestly do not expect this man to die from this. I fully expect future videos of him pissing off the hospital staff while they're keeping him alive. If he dies it will be by a nurse's hand. (also if anyone wants links to all the Assanti episodes let me know, it took me ages to find part 3, it's actually only available through piracy it seems)
 
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