FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

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I remember around 10 years ago some study came our that suggested overweight people live longer than those of average/healthy weight and the body positivity crowd was using that as some kind of proof that "fat phobia" is real.

Turns out this study didn't account for the fact that obese people are more routinely screen and monitored for disease/conditions because they're at a higher risk for them than most other people.

Therefore these conditions were caught earlier when they could have been treated.

Research studies are great, but can easily have their facts be twisted and misused.

Kinda reminds me of The DaVinci Code where some particle was discovered that could either prove or disprove the existence of God depending on how it was presented.

Yep and other contributing factors like they tend to literally just sit inside all day.

If you're being monitored by doctors essentially sitting inside all day in a bubble. You probably going to get a smidgen of longevity but at what cost? Lolz
 
I remember around 10 years ago some study came our that suggested overweight people live longer than those of average/healthy weight and the body positivity crowd was using that as some kind of proof that "fat phobia" is real.

Turns out this study didn't account for the fact that obese people are more routinely screen and monitored for disease/conditions because they're at a higher risk for them than most other people.

Therefore these conditions were caught earlier when they could have been treated.

Research studies are great, but can easily have their facts be twisted and misused.

Kinda reminds me of The DaVinci Code where some particle was discovered that could either prove or disprove the existence of God depending on how it was presented.

A similar example of correlation =/= causation is the studies apparently showing that recent quitters have worse health than active smokers. It turns out that many people only quit smoking once their health tanks, skewing the data.
 
All I am wondering is how is he eating to maintain his weight when his teeth must be brutally killing him? 6kcalories to maintain, or 10? I dont know, but it must be a fuckton, all while in pain. The vice you love is ruined by your rotted chompers, how ironic.

Don't forget this fat fuck is also constantly high as balls on taxpayer-subsidized narcotics and has been for years. By this point I wouldn't be surprised if he's upped his opiate tolerance enough that some pain clinic doctor has him on fentanyl patches and/or methadone tablets or something, plus morphine/oxy/hydromorph for breakthrough pain, plus whatever he's doctor shopped for. I'm just guessing here but I think walking around barefoot on that disgusting, weeping, mutant barnacle leg all the time would be more painful (or at least on par) with fucked up teeth. Also, given how putrid his hygiene is, I doubt he's ever brushed his teeth in his life. It has likely been quite a while since he got past the point of having much sensation once the unchecked decay killed the nerves entirely.

Tbh I consider it a legitimate concern that he's going to end up cultivating an especially nasty novel strain of bacteria or fungus resistant to even our strongest drugs. He's incredibly fat and filthy, has constant extremely severe skin infections requiring strong antibiotics, and spends a disproportionate amount of time stinking up hospitals while every available resource is funneled into keeping his worthless ass from dying. Superbugs almost always originate from people exactly like this. And you just know it would start fucking up all kinds of people while causing him no real harm whatsoever.
 
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