FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

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Coach Blue Pill said:
Gross what the fuck where did his teeth go?
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They're retractable.
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Burd Turglar said:
This is some real Mandela effect shit, I could have sworn he died years ago.
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That was Chance Carmichael, a much less hateable fatty. I'd kill either of those Stevens (this toothless piece of shit or Boogie) or both of them to bring that guy back.
Syntaxion said:
That was a hoax
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Oh, I forgot that. Yeah it was a bummer to find out he was actually alive. What an utterly vile person.
 
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dental plI had a bout between dentists where the costs and stress were too much to bear and while I was nowhere near Assanti/JFS levels of neglect, it started to pain me pretty good on one side to chew food. So I chewed on the other side, gently. I could only eat soft foods. I was basically living off of avocado sandwiches (soft) and protein shakes. I went from a normal BMI to well underweight BMI in a matter of months. (Thankfully I got my dentals done and am healthy again)

All I am wondering is how is he eating to maintain his weight when his teeth must be brutally killing him? 6kcalories to maintain, or 10? I dont know, but it must be a fuckton, all while in pain. The vice you love is ruined by your rotted chompers, how ironic.
 
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Jerome Saunders said:
All I am wondering is how is he eating to maintain his weight when his teeth must be brutally killing him? 6kcalories to maintain, or 10? I dont know, but it must be a fuckton, all while in pain. The vice you love is ruined by your rotted chompers, how ironic.
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He has to be in constant pain to gum down whatever foul swill he has to eat to maintain his vile obesity. I hope he suffers a lot.
 
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Namekian George Floyd said:
So like are people this fat just genetically gifted or has medicine advanced further than I thought because you'd think most people would die of medical complications long before hitting 700lbs
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No. The human body is an interesting thing in that it's far tougher than you might ever imagine when it's younger. Modern Western healthcare, food (even the highly processed stuff), and living accommodations enable the body to endure abuse you'd think would kill it quickly. I've seen a lot of patients that are able to live with serious maladies (all thanks to shitty life choices) for years because we have these things. I mean hearts that barely work, ejection fractions of like 18%, wildly uncontrolled diabetes, kidneys that actually no longer function, circulatory issues that basically rot them from the outside in, etc. You get what I mean.

There is for sure a point of no return with a lot of these chronic health conditions people like Steven bring on themselves. On occasion one may see it happen to people who didn't deserve it, like very young children, developmentally disabled kids, or elderly people that can no longer care for themselves and so are victims of caretaker negligence/apathy. The vast majority of the time I see people who definitely had it coming and even then they're still awfully entitled, trashy human beings.
 
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Jerome Saunders said:
dental plI had a bout between dentists where the costs and stress were too much to bear and while I was nowhere near Assanti/JFS levels of neglect, it started to pain me pretty good on one side to chew food. So I chewed on the other side, gently. I could only eat soft foods. I was basically living off of avocado sandwiches (soft) and protein shakes. I went from a normal BMI to well underweight BMI in a matter of months. (Thankfully I got my dentals done and am healthy again)

All I am wondering is how is he eating to maintain his weight when his teeth must be brutally killing him? 6kcalories to maintain, or 10? I dont know, but it must be a fuckton, all while in pain. The vice you love is ruined by your rotted chompers, how ironic.
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There's a lot of unhealthy shit someone with no teeth can have. Mac n cheese, or any pasta thats well done enough, fries, various potato dishes, hell even some mcdonalds burgers are soft enough to chew. And if you're determined, you could just blend the food, I've seen hilariously fat people do it with pizza.
Lots of snack cakes are soft too, most hostess things are easy enough to eat, and of course sodas, juices, and those knock off instant kfc bowls.
 
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That this vile worthless animal continues to steal oxygen and FGAA only recently died after over a decade of being 700lbs and smoking cigarettes like a freight train is proof of two things - life isn’t fair and the human body can really do truly amazing things to survive.

Really shocked this sack of dung didn’t die of liver failure or a tooth infection or a fentanyl overdose. Just another great example of the various shapes the cockroach can take on in this world.
 
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Jerome Saunders said:
dental plI had a bout between dentists where the costs and stress were too much to bear and while I was nowhere near Assanti/JFS levels of neglect, it started to pain me pretty good on one side to chew food. So I chewed on the other side, gently. I could only eat soft foods. I was basically living off of avocado sandwiches (soft) and protein shakes. I went from a normal BMI to well underweight BMI in a matter of months. (Thankfully I got my dentals done and am healthy again)

All I am wondering is how is he eating to maintain his weight when his teeth must be brutally killing him? 6kcalories to maintain, or 10? I dont know, but it must be a fuckton, all while in pain. The vice you love is ruined by your rotted chompers, how ironic.
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He's definitely a yuck-mouth:

Should've paid attention to the PSA, fatso.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
No. The human body is an interesting thing in that it's far tougher than you might ever imagine when it's younger. Modern Western healthcare, food (even the highly processed stuff), and living accommodations enable the body to endure abuse you'd think would kill it quickly. I've seen a lot of patients that are able to live with serious maladies (all thanks to shitty life choices) for years because we have these things. I mean hearts that barely work, ejection fractions of like 18%, wildly uncontrolled diabetes, kidneys that actually no longer function, circulatory issues that basically rot them from the outside in, etc. You get what I mean.

There is for sure a point of no return with a lot of these chronic health conditions people like Steven bring on themselves. On occasion one may see it happen to people who didn't deserve it, like very young children, developmentally disabled kids, or elderly people that can no longer care for themselves and so are victims of caretaker negligence/apathy. The vast majority of the time I see people who definitely had it coming and even then they're still awfully entitled, trashy human beings.
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I remember around 10 years ago some study came our that suggested overweight people live longer than those of average/healthy weight and the body positivity crowd was using that as some kind of proof that "fat phobia" is real.

Turns out this study didn't account for the fact that obese people are more routinely screen and monitored for disease/conditions because they're at a higher risk for them than most other people.

Therefore these conditions were caught earlier when they could have been treated.

Research studies are great, but can easily have their facts be twisted and misused.

Kinda reminds me of The DaVinci Code where some particle was discovered that could either prove or disprove the existence of God depending on how it was presented.
 
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Namekian George Floyd said:
So like are people this fat just genetically gifted or has medicine advanced further than I thought because you'd think most people would die of medical complications long before hitting 700lbs
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Unfortunately we're a lot better keeping freakshows like this alive. We could have probably gotten to Mars already with the resources spent so these fat fucks can linger on for decades before finally dying gracelessly, as the copypasta goes.
 
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AnOminous said:
Unfortunately we're a lot better keeping freakshows like this alive. We could have probably gotten to Mars already with the resources spent so these fat fucks can linger on for decades before finally dying gracelessly, as the copypasta goes.
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Like the opening to Idiocracy.

More interested in letting Cleetus continue to father retarded children after having a dick injury via long and expensive surgery.
 
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