FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

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Ralphy Jimby (Real) said:
His single, somehow-shiny tooth is holding on to dear life.
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Makes him look like a giant, personality-disordered baby.

I’m kind of pissed that he doesn’t seem high out of his mind. There were cameos from last year where he could barely keep his eyes open and it seemed like he might be on fent.
 
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Fellas:

The next time you want to blame women in general for your lack of a girlfriend, please consider that Steven is is fucking married. Yeah- bedbound, fungus ridden elephant-leg, one tooth Steven the pizza and codeine addict got married. And she’s a Stacy to boot. Therefore, if you have no gf, you are either not trying at all (volcel) or you are even less attractive than the guy famous for throwing urine at his nursing team and who uses men’s fragrance in place of showering.

And it’s not only Steven; Ralph has been married twice (!), Chris Chan has a gf.Nikocado would have a gf if he wasn’t gay. You’re getting mogged by fat lolcows.
 
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Stan said:
Fellas:

The next time you want to blame women in general for your lack of a girlfriend, please consider that Steven is is fucking married. Yeah- bedbound, fungus ridden elephant-leg, one tooth Steven the pizza and codeine addict got married. And she’s a Stacy to boot. Therefore, if you have no gf, you are either not trying at all (volcel) or you are even less attractive than the guy famous for throwing urine at his nursing team and who uses men’s fragrance in place of showering.

And it’s not only Steven; Ralph has been married twice (!), Chris Chan has a gf.Nikocado would have a gf if he wasn’t gay. You’re getting mogged by fat lolcows.
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I have a gf but she’s not dating me for my tugboat.
 
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Stan said:
Fellas:

The next time you want to blame women in general for your lack of a girlfriend, please consider that Steven is is fucking married. Yeah- bedbound, fungus ridden elephant-leg, one tooth Steven the pizza and codeine addict got married. And she’s a Stacy to boot. Therefore, if you have no gf, you are either not trying at all (volcel) or you are even less attractive than the guy famous for throwing urine at his nursing team and who uses men’s fragrance in place of showering.

And it’s not only Steven; Ralph has been married twice (!), Chris Chan has a gf.Nikocado would have a gf if he wasn’t gay. You’re getting mogged by fat lolcows.
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Hell has really frozen over.
 
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It's ancient news, but I saw this video on YouTube about a Dr Phil show called Dr Phil's House of Hate. Supposedly it was such a disaster, Phil has deep sixed it and scrubbed it from the internet. The concept is to put people who hate each other in a house together, a skinhead and a black person that hates whites, a skinny person who hates fat people and our boy who is both racist and hates skinny people, and a lesbian who hates breeders with a fundie who hates gays. How could it not end up as comedy gold? Well, it imploded and disappeared after three episodes. Does anyone know where copies of this show can be found?

 
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I actually saw it. He was called John in it. I am not sure he used Assanti either, so using his name won’t help. It was years ago so I couldn’t tell you where it is, but did you read this entire thread? There might be a link although if there is it’s probably dead. Dr Phil is pretty good at scrubbing stuff online, and I doubt it’s archived as it aired before this thread.

I don’t recall it being that entertaining tbh, you aren’t missing much but I guess you have to see for yourself
 
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Stan said:
Fellas:

The next time you want to blame women in general for your lack of a girlfriend, please consider that Steven is is fucking married. Yeah- bedbound, fungus ridden elephant-leg, one tooth Steven the pizza and codeine addict got married. And she’s a Stacy to boot. Therefore, if you have no gf, you are either not trying at all (volcel) or you are even less attractive than the guy famous for throwing urine at his nursing team and who uses men’s fragrance in place of showering.

And it’s not only Steven; Ralph has been married twice (!), Chris Chan has a gf.Nikocado would have a gf if he wasn’t gay. You’re getting mogged by fat lolcows.
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By the looks of online court records, Steven's wife divorced him earlier this year.
 
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Weight Loss YouTuber Sean of Steel, who reacts to M6HPL and other deathfat adjacent stuff, is covering Steven's episode in a premiere right now. The video started out with a cameo of Steven congratulating Sean on his weight loss and just rambling incoherently.

Premiere's ongoing here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhKSARhl08Q

I assume I'm fucking up this YouTube link lmao.
 
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Lisa Frank Abomination said:
Weight Loss YouTuber Sean of Steel, who reacts to M6HPL and other deathfat adjacent stuff, is covering Steven's episode in a premiere right now. The video started out with a cameo of Steven congratulating Sean on his weight loss and just rambling incoherently.

Premiere's ongoing here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhKSARhl08Q

I assume I'm fucking up this YouTube link lmao.
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I love Sean. Great guy, honestly. Steven 9n the otherhand? He's one Dr. Pepper away from a drug overdose or thromoembolic stroke.
 
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TestTubePuppy said:
It's ancient news, but I saw this video on YouTube about a Dr Phil show called Dr Phil's House of Hate. Supposedly it was such a disaster, Phil has deep sixed it and scrubbed it from the internet. The concept is to put people who hate each other in a house together, a skinhead and a black person that hates whites, a skinny person who hates fat people and our boy who is both racist and hates skinny people, and a lesbian who hates breeders with a fundie who hates gays. How could it not end up as comedy gold? Well, it imploded and disappeared after three episodes. Does anyone know where copies of this show can be found?

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Dr Phil has been scrubbing this from the internet for years, lol
I'm not really sure where to find any full episodes but here are some clips.
 
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The government of Sweden has an in-person public archive of all television. Previous lost Dr Phil episodes have been found there. Not sure how to access it though.
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This is how Dick Masterson was able to finally get the full episodes of his House of Judgement appearances.
 
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