FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

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Rocketleaguer said:
Don't believe his lies.
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Assanti is known drug addict. Once even took enough to knock out an elephant and we can see this addiction has gotten worse since his last episode on 600lb life (where he was dropped from the program for stealing Justin's painkillers).

He's a liar but I believe him on this one. It was only a matter of time.
 
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AnOminous said:
I know it's happening. I just think he's probably begging for attention right now. It might happen tomorrow, it might happen any day. Hope it's soon.
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I almost wish this thread would be locked until something significant happens.

It’s starting to remind me of the Jonathan Ross thread.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
I hope it's slow and painful. He deserves it.
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My sons great grandma was a smoker, pulled off life support, somehow managed to live, and has been dealing with diabetes and chf for decades. Sometimes it is slow. And honestly, it depends on the type of heart failure. Does Steven have congestive, left sided (with or without preserved EF), or right sided?

There’s also devices used called LVAD which does the work of the heart and so a diagnosis of HF doesn’t mean instant death. There’s very much ways to manage it.
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
My sons great grandma was a smoker, pulled off life support, somehow managed to live, and has been dealing with diabetes and chf for decades. Sometimes it is slow. And honestly, it depends on the type of heart failure. Does Steven have congestive, left sided (with or without preserved EF), or right sided?

There’s also devices used called LVAD which does the work of the heart and so a diagnosis of HF doesn’t mean instant death. There’s very much ways to manage it.
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It amazes me how much we're willing to pay to keep societal parasites like Steven alive.
 
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
It amazes me how much we're willing to pay to keep societal parasites like Steven alive.
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We aren't willing. Bleeding heart, SJW's, white race traitors, and others who need to be eliminated from society are doing it for us--under extreme duress.
Steven serves no purpose. Neither does Justin or their cuck father who is the cause of all of this. All three need to be slingshotted into the sun.
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
a diagnosis of HF doesn’t mean instant death. There’s very much ways to manage it.
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I've been living with CHF for the past 5 years (and I'm only in my 40s). My EF is normal and so is the size of my left ventricle, surprisingly. So far, medication has been managing it pretty well. It sucks because I feel like I'm 80 years old because of how severe the fatigue is. It's definitely possible to live with heart failure for years. That being said, I'm not 500 pounds and try to be as active as possible. My one vice I can't give up though is cigarettes (I know I know).
 
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Constellationzero said:
We aren't willing. Bleeding heart, SJW's, white race traitors, and others who need to be eliminated from society are doing it for us--under extreme duress.
Steven serves no purpose. Neither does Justin or their cuck father who is the cause of all of this. All three need to be slingshotted into the sun.
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lol calm down you fucking sperg.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Steven serves no purpose. Neither does Justin or their cuck father who is the cause of all of this. All three need to be slingshotted into the sun.
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slingshotted using a single vessel with all three of them in it that traveled slowly and had live recorded broadcasting until it finally ended so we can see one of the fatties get lost within themselves while trying to roll away in zero gravity
 
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Mesh Gear Fox said:
I've been living with CHF for the past 5 years (and I'm only in my 40s). My EF is normal and so is the size of my left ventricle, surprisingly. So far, medication has been managing it pretty well. It sucks because I feel like I'm 80 years old because of how severe the fatigue is. It's definitely possible to live with heart failure for years. That being said, I'm not 500 pounds and try to be as active as possible. My one vice I can't give up though is cigarettes (I know I know).
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This is exactly what I mean. As for the fatigue, exercise ironically helps. You don’t have to do anything crazy, even something like a mini stepper or mini peddler for like 5 or 10 mins a day could be a start. Slowly build up, you may find you can do more than before. Otherwise, being sedentary makes it way worse and you might find your muscle mass has decreased. This, along with calcium deficiency is why a lot of older people fall so much and become fragile. You lose muscle as you age and exercise is a good way to preserve it.

Hope you snark with us for many many many years.
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
My sons great grandma was a smoker, pulled off life support, somehow managed to live, and has been dealing with diabetes and chf for decades. Sometimes it is slow. And honestly, it depends on the type of heart failure. Does Steven have congestive, left sided (with or without preserved EF), or right sided?

There’s also devices used called LVAD which does the work of the heart and so a diagnosis of HF doesn’t mean instant death. There’s very much ways to manage it.
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For anyone who doesn't know, a ventricular assist device (VAD), popularly referred to as an "artificial heart" is a mechanical pump that is surgically implanted to help a failing heart pump more effectively. The pump is battery powered and semi-portable, allowing the patient to return to a semblance of normal life, often outside of the hospital. A VAD can actually be implanted in either the left or right ventricle or both, but the left ventricle is the most common since it is the main pumping chamber of the heart. Most heart failure patients have left ventricular failure.

Early ventricular assist devices were most often used temporarily as a "bridge to transplant", giving the patient a chance of surviving until an acceptable donor heart becomes available. Since the late 2010s, however, most LVADs are used as either a "bridge to transplant candidacy" or as "destination therapy", a permanent procedure, intended to prolong life in patients who are not transplant candidates.

I'd be moderately surprised if Steven were a candidate for a LVAD. Most LVAD facilities use a test called the Stanford Integrated Psychosocial Assessment for Transplant (SIPAT), and uh, I'm not confident that ol' Stevie-boy is going to knock that one out of the park. I'm not sure if they're more lenient when the LVAD isn't intended to bridge the patient to transplant, and there is ongoing discussion about evaluation for LVAD candidacy in general and the specific utility of the SIPAT for this purpose.

Even if his myriad psychosocial risk factors weren't given any weight in the decision, LVAD placement requires open heart surgery and the recovery can be lengthy. That said, the population of patients for whom VAD is even on the table is not exactly a hale and hearty (heh heh) bunch.

Edited to add a tangentially related but fascinating and inspirational video showing a pediatric patient with a biventricular assist device called the Berlin heart. Truly, we live in an amazing time. Look at the little guy! Incredible! ❤️
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
Dude has raging BPD and whose to say he’d be compliant with anything.
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Is he borderline or a narc? I had it in my head he was a narc. But no, he wouldn't be compliant in the least. People like himself are compulsively manipulative and abusive. They literally cannot stop themselves from fucking with people, even when they know it'll bite a huge chunk out of their arse. It's almost like a form of OCD.
 
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