🍗 Deathfat FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

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Doctors have this saying that goes something like "He's got enough piss and vinegar in him to live."

He's kinda like Ralph in the sense that he only lives because God doesn't want to deal with him yet.
 
Always a top shelf experience when not even my crippling skepticism & misanthropy can protect my black hateful heart from crestfallen disappointment. I already knew it couldn't be true, & yet I'm still Irate on the Innurnets.

/Nurse threadbans herself here, leaves to go brood & pout about Fuck This Gay Earth stuff. Reee.
 
Steven Assanti is actually dying from heart failure.


Now it's time to celebrate.

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