🍗 Deathfat FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

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Heart failure is a growing health problem in the U.S. and worldwide. People who suffer from it feel short of breath and are unable to perform their usual daily activities. They tend to accumulate excessive fluid in their bodies, which leads to swelling around the ankles. Heart failure is a very serious condition that not only impairs your quality of life, but also threatens your life. About 50 percent of individuals diagnosed with heart failure will die within the next five years.
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I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit. I believe the heart failure part, no way that hasn't been going on for years, but that "news" article is the type of digital age garbage that makes the old paper tabloids full of "Elvis is alive and living in a colony on Mars" shit seem downright professional. I'll believe the fat fuck is dead when the ghouls at TMZ or the Enquirer not just confirm it but leak some footage of his 700 lb corpse on ice snapped by a spiteful low-level health care aide while the logistics of removal are being arranged. This is not a new or uncommon attention-seeking tactic used by the worst of Cluster B dumpster fires when they don't get their way about something. He even did the "I'm gonna die guise" dramatics right before, come on.
 
I see a lot of people celebrating in this thread. But I, for one, feel bad for the people who are affected the most by Steven's death.

Those being the people who had to move his body and clean up the spot where he died.
 
He may be gone, but the family that moved into the apartment where he started pulling out his hair and Dr. Now had to tell him to stop being weirdo will be finding strands of him for decades to come, reminders of man's folly.
 
NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
I think that goes for most drug addicts.
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Normally drug addicts are thin. And he's now 40, if Google can be trusted so he no longer has the benefit of youth. While I'm surprised he's still alive I don't see him living another 5 years.

Either he OD's on whatever opioids he's managed to score or his body finally gives out.
 
Trombonista said:
I can't believe I had to change the subtitle.
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I'm not surprised, this is exactly the kind of disgusting attention whore who would do something like this. I hope it's not long before you can take the "not" back out of the title.
 
AnOminous said:
I'm not surprised, this is exactly the kind of disgusting attention whore who would do something like this. I hope it's not long before you can take the "not" back out of the title.
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While I agree I think he's too much like a fucking cockroach. I mean he survived both pneumonia AND Covid at the same time.

Here's hoping, though. 🤞
 
Wouldn't surprise me if he didn't fake his own death online just to get attention and reverse himself by claiming he was hacked.
 
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