FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

[Rozzy]

Heart failure is a growing health problem in the U.S. and worldwide. People who suffer from it feel short of breath and are unable to perform their usual daily activities. They tend to accumulate excessive fluid in their bodies, which leads to swelling around the ankles. Heart failure is a very serious condition that not only impairs your quality of life, but also threatens your life. About 50 percent of individuals diagnosed with heart failure will die within the next five years.

https://archive.ph/3IHcI

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit. I believe the heart failure part, no way that hasn't been going on for years, but that "news" article is the type of digital age garbage that makes the old paper tabloids full of "Elvis is alive and living in a colony on Mars" shit seem downright professional. I'll believe the fat fuck is dead when the ghouls at TMZ or the Enquirer not just confirm it but leak some footage of his 700 lb corpse on ice snapped by a spiteful low-level health care aide while the logistics of removal are being arranged. This is not a new or uncommon attention-seeking tactic used by the worst of Cluster B dumpster fires when they don't get their way about something. He even did the "I'm gonna die guise" dramatics right before, come on.

 

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"Elvis is alive and living in a colony on Mars"

Don't be ridiculous, John Lennon is the one on Mars. Elvis is on Jupiter.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I hope the family sits down, prices out the various funeral options, carefully considers the pros and cons of each, and ends up dumping his enormous carcass out innawoods.

I hope they roll his fat ass out of a golf cart when they do it

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I hope they roll his fat ass out of a golf cart when they do it

One of my favorite parts of that episode.
No matter how many times I see it I still laugh.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I see a lot of people celebrating in this thread. But I, for one, feel bad for the people who are affected the most by Steven's death.

Those being the people who had to move his body and clean up the spot where he died.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

He may be gone, but the family that moved into the apartment where he started pulling out his hair and Dr. Now had to tell him to stop being weirdo will be finding strands of him for decades to come, reminders of man's folly.

 

[Cable 7]

I see a lot of people celebrating in this thread. But I, for one, feel bad for the people who are affected the most by Steven's death.

Those being the people who had to move his body and clean up the spot where he died.

And the poor sods at the mortuary that have to deal with his corpse as well.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Deathfats explode in crematoriums.

 

[Retink Retunk]

If he's dead, good.

Those being the people who had to move his body and clean up the spot where he died.

Even in death, he harms the taxpayers.

 

[Terferella]

According to this shady reality tv website, they got in contact with him and he says he was 'hacked' and is still alive:

'My 600-Lb. Life:' Is Steven Assanti Dead At 40?

A shocking Instagram post announced Steven Assanti of 'My 600-Lb. Life' was dead at the age of 40 after his heart gave out.

tvshowsace.com

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Oh, thank God.

 

[spastic_bag]

According to this shady reality tv website, they got in contact with him and he says he was 'hacked' and is still alive:

'My 600-Lb. Life:' Is Steven Assanti Dead At 40?

A shocking Instagram post announced Steven Assanti of 'My 600-Lb. Life' was dead at the age of 40 after his heart gave out.

tvshowsace.com

oh god damn it whew, what a relief

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Well that sucks. Here I was hoping he really was dying because honestly he deserves it.

There is nothing good about him.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Well that sucks. Here I was hoping he really was dying because honestly he deserves it.

There is nothing good about him.

I think that goes for most drug addicts.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I think that goes for most drug addicts.

Normally drug addicts are thin. And he's now 40, if Google can be trusted so he no longer has the benefit of youth. While I'm surprised he's still alive I don't see him living another 5 years.

Either he OD's on whatever opioids he's managed to score or his body finally gives out.

 

[Trombonista]

I can't believe I had to change the subtitle.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't believe I had to change the subtitle.

I'm not surprised, this is exactly the kind of disgusting attention whore who would do something like this. I hope it's not long before you can take the "not" back out of the title.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'm not surprised, this is exactly the kind of disgusting attention whore who would do something like this. I hope it's not long before you can take the "not" back out of the title.

While I agree I think he's too much like a fucking cockroach. I mean he survived both pneumonia AND Covid at the same time.

Here's hoping, though.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Wouldn't surprise me if he didn't fake his own death online just to get attention and reverse himself by claiming he was hacked.