FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

[Chaos Theorist]

Arin Hanson really let himself go

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I guess the thread title "slowly killing self via fat" needs an update.

Arin Hanson really let himself go

He ate Dan.

 

[spastic_bag]

Something smells fishy, and it ain't just Steven not having taken a shower. That particular post has been deleted, and no corroborating evidence is available. Still, with how he was living his alleged life, well, tick tock.

 

[D_Tractor]

Steven Assanti has apparently died.
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Edit: Something smells fishy, and it ain't just Steven not having taken a shower. That particular post has been deleted, and no corroborating evidence is available. Still, with how he was living his alleged life, well, tick tock.

I can't find the stevenjassanti ig account

 

[GenociderSyo]

I can't find the stevenjassanti ig account

It has been privatized.

 

[Android18]

Ngl I thought he was already dead

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Steven Assanti has apparently died.
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Edit: Something smells fishy, and it ain't just Steven not having taken a shower. That particular post has been deleted, and no corroborating evidence is available. Still, with how he was living his alleged life, well, tick tock.

Even if it's not true, I believe it.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

He is not dead, just didn't eat for 2 minutes.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

If this was a death hoax the real victim is his brother.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I hope the family sits down, prices out the various funeral options, carefully considers the pros and cons of each, and ends up dumping his enormous carcass out innawoods.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

I love that there is no sadness mentioned in the post, just " pls guiz respect the family"

FatBoyGetDown

Bingo. There's no mention of grief or sadness, the sympathy being expressed is (rightfully) to his immediate family. Paints quite a picture.

 

[the new ford bronco]

Gonna need a crane to put the casket in the ground rip

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I won't believe it until some ghoul TLC exec confirms it.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Something smells fishy, and it ain't just Steven not having taken a shower. That particular post has been deleted, and no corroborating evidence is available. Still, with how he was living his alleged life, well, tick tock.

I’m not believing it until it’s verified.
Steven loves attention and will literally do anything to get it.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Can't find anything definitive just yet, but according to this, he was reportedly on the way out.

“In the secondary caption, the TLC personality acknowledged he had a history of being a little less than honest. He, however, admits he would not do something so evil as lie to everyone about dying.”

No. He is so evil as to lie to everyone about dying. Absolutely he would lie for views. I won’t believe it til I see an obituary, or a post from Justin. Steven lies so much that he lies about lying. Only someone like George Santos lies more. Steven isn’t quite a con man but he’s close. He actually would be able to be a con man if he wasn’t so fat that people can’t take him seriously.

Remember the TV? Stealing Justin’s pain pills? Lying about hating thin people so he could get on Dr. Phil? Ordering fucking pizzas to his hospital room???

I’m skeptical.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Anything involving reality TV automatically is skeptical until proven beyond a shadow of a doubt.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Anything involving reality TV automatically is skeptical until proven beyond a shadow of a doubt.

He wishes he was still on TV.

 

[Troonos]

I really hope it's true and not just this fat faggot trying to drop off the radar.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Well, guess Steven Assanti is on his way to become ASHanti.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Well, guess Steven Assanti is on his way to become ASHanti.

In all likelihood they'd probably be using alkaline hydrolysis on a tub of lard like Steven, but that's still a great joke.