DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Jose Cuervo]

LOL. recipe calls for 2 cups of wine, puts in 1/2 a cup.
''Why is the roast dry?'', fucking mongoloid.

He dreams of owning a restaurant but has no idea of what’s a wine reduction

 

[George Beorge]

Phil's obsession with reminding everyone he's an adult with a family and wife is fascinating to me
It's like he's trying to convince himself more than anyone else
There's some serious insecurities rumbling about in that head of his

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil's new pfp reeks of a "hello fellow positive individuals" vibe.

More like "don't type so loud"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He dreams of owning a restaurant but has no idea of what’s a wine reduction

Let's be honest: he wanted to drink the wine rather that "waste" it on a roast.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Something weird I noticed while inputting the spreadsheet stuff from today is that Lyciversoul was one of the very first members on YouTube back in May (he was the 18th member when memberships were first enabled on May 16th), yet the account that became a member this morning was listed as a NEW member rather than a renewal (even if there was a gap between then and now he would at the very worst be labeled as (1 MONTH) and not (New member).

So either Lyciversoul made a new "Lyciversoul" account or it's somebody LARPing.

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Perhaps someone can pull the channel IDs and see if they match or not.

It is most likely a new account, regardless if it's an impersonator or not.

I didn't get the id for the new Lyciversoul, but @Third_World_Detractor post back in May shows that nickname with this id (first txt, first line):
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKniO19CYvzQf_EP8NmbhLQ
https://archive.ph/kuUyg

Spoiler: PFP

The name of this account is currently "jonathan moreno", so I doubt that it's the recent one you're talking about.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Phil's obsession with reminding everyone he's an adult with a family and wife is fascinating to me
It's like he's trying to convince himself more than anyone else
There's some serious insecurities rumbling about in that head of his

He brings it up daily because he thinks his detractors are all incels and his successful marriage style adult life makes us seethe.
Hey Phil, I'm married and own my own house and have a real human child. I also don't make my living by skimming denthead tugboats nor have I ever declared bankruptcy. Your selfish child-free consoomer life doesn't impress anyone who's an actual real adult that cooks their own meals and fixes their own shower handles. Fuck you!

 

[Iron Father]

slipping up and saying he and Kat were snuggling in their BEDS rather than bed.

Where is this clip at please

"beds"

Spoiler: Big ups CallofDoody.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

We need a compilation of Phil "slipping up" calling Katherine Mom and they sleep in separate beds.

 

[Preferred Penne]

He's just quoting "T'was the Night Before Christmas".

The next line is "As visions of sugarplums danced in their heads".

It's obvious they sleep in separate beds, but you guys really tend to overthink things.

 

[Mr. Brown]

"beds"

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Spoiler: Big ups CallofDoody.

I've said it multiple times, these fuckers have bunk beds.

 

[George Beorge]

"beds"

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Spoiler: Big ups CallofDoody.

Clearly Phil is just an old school conservative kinda fella who likes to keep things traditional

 

[Wasabi Panda]

"beds"

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Spoiler: Big ups CallofDoody.

eeeh I don't doubt they sleep in separate beds but here he's trying to be "clever" and quote T'was the night before Christmas cause he's so jolly and full of holiday bullshit cheer and he's an idiot who has the recall with references, idioms, sayings, irony and quotes of an autistic Biff Tannon.

He meant to say "nestled all sung" instead of snuggled. He's referring to "The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar plums danc'd in their heads" which is where he was going, kind of a dead giveaway when he says "as visions..." before it cuts off in the callofdooty video.

No doubt it's a marriage of convenience but this is him just trying to be clever and, well, DSPing it.

EDIT - speaking of being autistic, the way he was carrying about the weather, I had to check, and...he's snowed in. Really? So much snow... he's stuck. It's going to snow maybe an inch tonight a whole 9% chance. They got a little snow this morning, then not again till Thursday maybe 3 inches.

Phil, why do you lie about things so easy to check?

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

i cant believe he thinks being a variety streamer means playing a different stream every game

and he wonders why no one sticks around for his runs. he need to aim to finish rpg games within a month

No no, you got it all wrong. Every day, Phil complains about VARIETY of retarded shit, that makes him a VARIETY streamer you nudnik

 

[Iron Father]

Most of DSP's slip ups are rooted in a reference or a joke. Philz-a-nigger for example.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

No no, you got it all wrong. Every day, Phil complains about VARIETY of retarded shit, that makes him a VARIETY streamer you nudnik

I thought it was either the variety of ways to give him money or the variety of bills that are due every day.

 

[Dona Morte]

I for one cannot WAIT to run into Phil in Riften.
I found a PERFECT spot for him.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Pizza boy for Detractor of the Week. Even the kid busting his ass working minimum wage on Christmas Day knew it was ludicrous for a grown man to be trying to wait 2 hours for delivery pizza because he fucked up his Christmas meal. Imagine owning a house (condo, whatever, full size kitchen), and you literally can't find something to throw together.

I also can't believe how he openly admits these types of things to his audience, then outright says he doesn't have money when it comes to other stuff.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He dreams of owning a restaurant but has no idea of what’s a wine reduction

Reduction? He's more of a Total Wine guy.

 

[Crooked 16th]

The funniest thing about the roast is that he hyped it up all week "I can't wait for Kat to try out this recipe she found" then he comes on the stream and just shits all over her. I bet the recipe called for a sweet wine and this idiot bought a dry wine, which is why it most likely called for 2 cups, And i couldn't get over the fact that he said if they put 2 cups in it was going to taste like pure grain alcohol.

 

[detractorzer0]

Pizza boy for Detractor of the Week. Even the kid busting his ass working minimum wage on Christmas Day knew it was ludicrous for a grown man to be trying to wait 2 hours for delivery pizza because he fucked up his Christmas meal. Imagine owning a house (condo, whatever, full size kitchen), and you literally can't find something to throw together.

I also can't believe how he openly admits these types of things to his audience, then outright says he doesn't have money when it comes to other stuff.

Part of it is rooted in Phil feeling like he needs to do certain things to keep his status as a mature adult. There's nothing wrong with eating leftovers on holidays or even ordering take out, but he needs to cook something for Christmas so that he can talk about the people who DO order take out or eat leftovers.