DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Wasabi Panda]

popped in to check how far piggy got, fuck he's slow. is he playing backward somehow.

a full stream and he's still not at the greybeards.
- complains about low monetary rewards from a Bethesda RPG, especially the beginning
- doesn't know you get companions
- doesn't know who Lydia is
- thinks whiterun is confusing
- doesn't know or remember who Heimskr is
- didn't know how the kajit traders are or remember he met them outside of whiterun
- one entire stream and he still didn't go to the greybeards
- claimed he didn't get to the greybeards for a week and wondered why he had such weak shouts, he some how unlocked the voice without unlocking the voice in his previous playthrough.
- is amazed that there's backpacks in skyrim, cause 10 years of mods say huh?
- is pondering EVERY thing like everything is a mystery in this game that isn't a very popular 10 year old game.
- is shocked there's bugs in a bethesda game

I shouldn't be amazed, this is PP who took 40 hours to get through the tutorial area of DoS2 but Skyrim is far easier than DoS2...so... It's like an alien just discovered open world RPGs.

but again, chicken legs are too hard to eat for this mongoloid, my god...

 

[Mature Adult]

Of course the guy who orders out over day hes off, finds a way to order out on Christmas. Also says he "follows the recipe", then says he didn't put in the amount of wine the recipe calls for. Bugged cooking mechanics dude, the oven glitched!

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Of course the guy who orders out over day hes off, finds a way to order out on Christmas. Also says he "follows the recipe", then says he didn't put in the amount of wine the recipe calls for. Bugged cooking mechanics dude, the oven glitched!

LOL. recipe calls for 2 cups of wine, puts in 1/2 a cup.
''Why is the roast dry?'', fucking mongoloid.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

"I wish I could do charity,I really do,I can't do charity because of the trolls, I've tried before and they would screw everything up for me" , Phil you have been making content for what? 13 years? and have done zero charity streams or anything else related to charity, and how would a troll ruin the charity stream? what can they do?

This lie is so dumb, the reason you never did anything related to charity is because you a greedy pig that wants money only for yourself, and what makes it even scummier is that charity streams are a meme in the sense the streamers actually do fuck all, it's not like the streamer is dropping thousands of dollars of his own pocket,the streamers only plays vidya while the viewers do all the work yet the streamer gets the credit for his viewers donating money while he does nothing different, it would only require one day of him not making money but it's still too much for him.

✂️ NO I CAN'T DO CHARITY STREAMS YOU FUCKING TROLL!!

47 seconds · Clipped by Tatu Carreta · Original video "Dec 26 Major Stream - Skyrim: Elder Scrolls V" by Raw DSP Archive

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[Iron Hamster]

lol.
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This clown's stupidity knows no bounds.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Very late but during the Indian Food FwtK Phil claimed that Kat put the bone-in (be still my heart) goat curry into the garbage disposal and turned it on. She then proceeded to just stare at the garbage disposal as it tried to grind up the bones just making it fucking roar and ultimately dulling or ruining the blades until Phil came over to investigate the noise and turn off the garbage disposal and remove the bones.
Literal 62IQ moment. Tried to garbage disposal bones and just stared in a stupor as it made ungodly noises.

Power level: I bought a midrange disposal recently and learned they make more Robust models that can handle bones but they cost nearly a grand iirc.
Perhaps this could be used as a future begging prompt? Just trying to help out.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Something weird I noticed while inputting the spreadsheet stuff from today is that Lyciversoul was one of the very first members on YouTube back in May (he was the 18th member when memberships were first enabled on May 16th), yet the account that became a member this morning was listed as a NEW member rather than a renewal (even if there was a gap between then and now he would at the very worst be labeled as (1 MONTH) and not (New member).

So either Lyciversoul made a new "Lyciversoul" account or it's somebody LARPing.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Something weird I noticed while inputting the spreadsheet stuff from today is that Lyciversoul was one of the very first members on YouTube back in May (he was the 18th member when memberships were first enabled on May 16th), yet the account that became a member this morning was listed as a NEW member rather than a renewal (even if there was a gap between then and now he would at the very worst be labeled as (1 MONTH) and not (New member).

So either Lyciversoul made a new "Lyciversoul" account or it's somebody LARPing.

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This could be ''you know who'', it would fit this fuckers MO.
looks like the pretend dog and girlfriend didn't fill out the empty hole in his life.

 

[Iron Father]

Another disastrous Christmas at the Snort Fort.

Late post! Didn't get many chances to jump online and keep up with the festive clusterfuck. Happy holidays everybody here, hopefully you were able to enjoy your holidays without summoning hundreds of dollars worth of DoorDash. Hopefully most of your food actually made it inside some bellies, rather than the trash. Hopefully all your meat was boneless and easy to eat, because I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.



Phil's new pfp reeks of a "hello fellow positive individuals" vibe. Every now and then he tries desperately to re(e)-brand himself as Mr. Positive Man with a Family™ and it's always transparent. Behind those blackest of eyes is a ghoul with an addiction stronger than titanium. He couldn't even keep from begging during his Christmas #NoTipsGoal stream.

Honestly this has been a fucking amazing time for DSP content, from the Christmas "I won't beg" begging stream, to the Feasting with the King atrocity, to the Christmas Day cooking failure, to slipping up and saying he and Kat were snuggling in their BEDS rather than bed. I can't wait to see what he does to celebrate New Year's Eve and to kick off 2022.

Edit: Oh lord and his rant about the Grinch and how he didn't get any gifts this year, and the true gift is just spending time with the ones you love... it took this manchild nearly 40 years to realize what the true meaning of Christmas is.

 

[Lazycunt]

Another disastrous Christmas at the Snort Fort.

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Late post! Didn't get many chances to jump online and keep up with the festive clusterfuck. Happy holidays everybody here, hopefully you were able to enjoy your holidays without summoning hundreds of dollars worth of DoorDash. Hopefully most of your food actually made it inside some bellies, rather than the trash. Hopefully all your meat was boneless and easy to eat, because I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

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Phil's new pfp reeks of a "hello fellow positive individuals" vibe. Every now and then he tries desperately to re(e)-brand himself as Mr. Positive Man with a Family™ and it's always transparent. Behind those blackest of eyes is a ghoul with an addiction stronger than titanium. He couldn't even keep from begging during his Christmas #NoTipsGoal stream.

Honestly this has been a fucking amazing time for DSP content, from the Christmas "I won't beg" begging stream, to the Feasting with the King atrocity, to the Christmas Day cooking failure, to slipping up and saying he and Kat were snuggling in their BEDS rather than bed. I can't wait to see what he does to celebrate New Year's Eve and to kick off 2022.

Where is this clip at please

 

[SojiroSakura]

dsp: "I followed the recipe perfectly!"
*puts the wrong amount of wine in*
dsp: "The recipe was wrong, dood!"

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

i cant believe he thinks being a variety streamer means playing a different stream every game

and he wonders why no one sticks around for his runs. he need to aim to finish rpg games within a month

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

i cant believe he thinks being a variety streamer means playing a different stream every game

and he wonders why no one sticks around for his runs. he need to aim to finish rpg games within a month

But he can't do that, his schedule says that he has to play all these games in a certain order you can't just change the schedule like that (AUTISM-AUTISM-AUTISM)

 

[Iron Father]

This is a great mask off moment:

I swear he's said several times in the past that he doesn't get in a better mood from tips. We all know money controls how positive he is.

 

[Lazycunt]

This is a great mask off moment:

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I swear he's said several times in the past that he doesn't get in a better mood from tips. We all know money controls how positive he is.

Literally contradicts himself a second later, he never ceases to amaze me how much he denies reality

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

God, why would he post this picture? He can't think this looks good, can he? Even if someone knew nothing about the person in the picture DSP just looks like a husk of a human, a senior citizen who has to work their 15 hour job because they have no savings. A wino who is attempting to get cleaned up to desperately try to get off of unemployment and land his first job in who knows how many years. Just dead eyed, someone who's one more bad day away from completely giving up on life. And I know, "that describes DSP!" for all of those but fuck, this is a man who makes six figures a year playing video games and all of those would be logical guesses to someone seeing this for the first time.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

God, why would he post this picture? He can't think this looks good, can he? Even if someone knew nothing about the person in the picture DSP just looks like a husk of a human, a senior citizen who has to work their 15 hour job because they have no savings. A wino who is attempting to get cleaned up to desperately try to get off of unemployment and land his first job in who knows how many years. Just dead eyed, someone who's one more bad day away from completely giving up on life. And I know, "that describes DSP!" for all of those but fuck, this is a man who makes six figures a year playing video games and all of those would be logical guesses to someone seeing this for the first time.

Not to mention the hint of smug that we only get full-force from his streams. "Humble" apparently isn't in DSP's dictionary or vocabulary.

 

[actually]

Something weird I noticed while inputting the spreadsheet stuff from today is that Lyciversoul was one of the very first members on YouTube back in May (he was the 18th member when memberships were first enabled on May 16th), yet the account that became a member this morning was listed as a NEW member rather than a renewal (even if there was a gap between then and now he would at the very worst be labeled as (1 MONTH) and not (New member).

So either Lyciversoul made a new "Lyciversoul" account or it's somebody LARPing.

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Perhaps someone can pull the channel IDs and see if they match or not.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

lol.
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I want to beat him in the head with a frying pan.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I was watching Pastor Eric Miller and Brittany Gates who both claim to come from a place of positivity and being detractors from a place where they aren't doing it to hate but to help ressurect him and see him become a better person and change his ways.

By this I mean ideas outside of his hygeine - I think we all agree he needs a 180 on that.

Here are a few of my ideas:

1) Feasting with the king - he could actually do some research beforehand on what the menu says is in it and what he thinks it should taste like based on articles on the food style. As he is eating the food he could then cite "i taste the garlic" or "the sweetness and spice create a nice balance" rather than going "mmmmmmm" into the mic or saying Robust a million times.

2) Stream sponsors - hear me out. Instead of a company sponsoring him- individuals can. i.e. This stream is sponsored by OIC. He paid 300 in advance to have his name on the stream all day as the sponsor. They could also donate a game/console/chair/whatever to be the stream sponsor of the day. He claims to be crowdfunded so why should this influence anything on his side other than guarantee his daily stipend.

3) Troll Tips - He has to read aloud any tip over 20.00 as long as it doesn't violate YouTube TOS. Even if it says (Phil is a sweaty scammer and has a WWE addiction - he would have to read it). There are so many troll tippers anyway. Make them pay more (becoming the thing they hate - an actual wheelchair themselves). He reads it - says thank you for the tip and moves on. Trolls get their dumb shit out there and Phil makes money. Wings did this for a while and was getting a lot of money from it.


EDIT: also he definitely needs thicker skin - i dont really know how he would develop that. Im sure someone knows i just am not well educated in counseling/psychology.
thoughts?

I like it, but as far as gaming content, he should just go 100% retro. There's a good size audience for it, and phil already looks and behaves like he's approaching 60, so it will fit with his appearance. Moreover, less begging since retro games are cheap and Day 1 views aren't a concern. Lastly, he will not have to worry about looking at attractive female characters since most of them are pixel sprites. He already has pixel art in his shitty setup.

And that's another thing, his setup no longer makes any sense since the couch is gone. I remember he refused to use a gaming chair/recliner during his regular streams because he wanted to relate to people who played games on the couch with friends. Most gamers have moved past that with online gaming and Rambo abandoned ship a long time ago. Now he has a gaming recliner, so he might as well consolidate his setup into a single battlestation to save room and build an actual stream set. But yeah, that's all work that would interfere with gacha/gin sessions.