US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Gehenna]

Yes, they sort of are, and nobody is running the show. Biden, pudding brain that he is, was supposed to be just a figurehead for the actual decision makers. However, that plan has run face-first into a little thing called reality. It turns out the deal makers were only loosely aligned solely thanks to Trump, and now that he's out of office the thing that was supposed to keep them working together by ensuring all their debts were paid (Build Back Better), is DoA, meaning a full-blown civil war over who gets to puppet Dementia Joe. And in the meantime zero decisions get made because they're too busy fighting each other.

The actual point it broke down into civil war was right after Afghanistan. They already are at each others throats trying to get control of Dementia Joe. What BBB dying does is remove the last, tiny, vestige of a reason for them to keep the civil war quiet.

Notice we haven't heard much, at all, politically in the last week. Despite this normally being prime grandstanding time. They plot as we speak, choosing what tactics to use and against whom.

 

[CrippleThreat]

who is running the show over there?

Ron Klain, Jill Biden, any bureaucrat with "Secretary of...," and anyone with a modicum of official authority.

President Biden (aka, a conspiracy of handlers) only wins when said handlers and Fed decide on a certain day that it's a good day for authoritarianism.

 

[Snekposter]

They plot as we speak,

"The shape-shifters Democrats grow ever bolder, Sire. In fact... they're in this room!"

Spoiler: For those who don't get it.

No, I'm never sorry where Oglaf is concerned.

 

[deeplyhigh]

Because they are Democrats.

I guess I have to explain this a bit more.
There is a large % of Democrats who believe that COVID has a 50% mortality rate, and those same lunatics also think that the Omicron variant is a doomsday level threat because it spreads so fast. These people are insane. They have been driven insane. They are going to the emergency room for sniffles.

Relevant chart below:

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I thought the IDF were the guys that planned for a zombie apocalypse?

To be fair Israel's worldview is "we are surrounded by hostile states with the exception of Lebanon who vaguely tolerate us because they're also a religious minority in the Middle East, so we'll treat everything as if it's capable of driving us into the sea because we cannot afford to do otherwise" so it doesn't surprise me.

Lebanon hates Israel and is the primary foreign threat thanks to Hezbollah being ready to shoot around 50-100k guided rockets at Israel as soon as Iran tells them to. Egypt and Jordan vaguely tolerate, Syria hates but has no power to attack, Lebanon hates and has power.

USA has a plan for zombies, CONOP8888.

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Is a Romney in charge of the CRNC too?

Incredibly based

 

[MrJokerRager]

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Is a Romney in charge of the CRNC too?

Have you ever met a college Republican?

 

[Salubrious]

Relevant chart below:

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Same chart with police shootings.

The real number of actual innocent black men getting killed by cops one year was 27 (I think white men was like 60), but if you asked a Democrat, they legit thought the number was 10,000. Hell, even Republicans thought it was 1,000.

 

[Bolo]

The actual point it broke down into civil war was right after Afghanistan. They already are at each others throats trying to get control of Dementia Joe. What BBB dying does is remove the last, tiny, vestige of a reason for them to keep the civil war quiet.

Notice we haven't heard much, at all, politically in the last week. Despite this normally being prime grandstanding time. They plot as we speak, choosing what tactics to use and against whom.

Any bets to who will unsheathe the knives first?

 

[Gehenna]

Any bets to who will unsheathe the knives first?

They all have? Bit late on that. CNNs entire dumpster fire right now is all three major factions stabbing them, Kamala is being constantly beleagured by the Progs and Establishment. BigTech has largely told the other two to go fuck themselves and has fortified itself. All sides have been launching media volleys at eachother.

 

[Oxous]

Noah Malgeri, an Iraq War veteran and Bronze Star awardee turned candidate for Nevada's 3rd congressional district is making some waves after saying that Mark Milley should be executed live on C-SPAN. Is it just me or does the Nevada-Arizona region just have a penchant for producing... interesting Republican candidates?

 

[Bolo]

They all have? Bit late on that. CNNs entire dumpster fire right now is all three major factions stabbing them, Kamala is being constantly beleagured by the Progs and Establishment. BigTech has largely told the other two to go fuck themselves and has fortified itself. All sides have been launching media volleys at eachother.

Okay, this I don't get, so the Dems are the ones putting CNN on blast? but why, isn't CNN one of their biggest water carriers for whatever message they have? Seems contra productive to torch down one of their biggest assets.
Honestly, I thought the progessives would be the ones being fed to the beast at this point.

 

[XYZpdq]

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Noah Malgeri, an Iraq War veteran and Bronze Star awardee turned candidate for Nevada's 3rd congressional district is making some waves after saying that Mark Milley should be executed live on C-SPAN. Is it just me or does the Nevada-Arizona region just have a penchant for producing... interesting Republican candidates?

well, yeah, it should be a public domain thing like C-SPAN, not propietary shits like CNN

 

[The Last Stand]

It's amazing that in my lifetime, not only has "Separate But Equal" made a comeback, but it's comeback on the LOLBERAL side.

The exact same people that spouted for decades that separate could never be equal are now touting separate spaces for blacks to "feel safe."

Not even equal, they grant privilege, not equality. There's a key difference. Meanwhile, the Latino community seems to be the only minority group in large that is speaking out against the current cultural zeitgeist.

The Asian community seems to be apathetic about all that's happening. I haven't heard a peep from the Muslim community. The T is taking over the LGBTQ community by force. Don't even get me started of the Black community.

I'd say urban, but...

 

[Snekposter]

Okay, this I don't get, so the Dems are the ones putting CNN on blast? but why, isn't CNN one of their biggest water carriers for whatever message they have? Seems contra productive to torch down one of their biggest assets.
Honestly, I thought the progessives would be the ones being fed to the beast at this point.

It is, but its been astoundingly neutral... so neutral all three sides have been using it, and so the dismantling of it to prevent anyone from making use of it. And the progs have a lot of really, really stupid but really, really brainwashed cultists voters at their disposal, including people willing to hit the streets and knock on doors, so they wield a surprising amount of power BigTech and the Establishment can't quite ignore.

 

[Gehenna]

Okay, this I don't get, so the Dems are the ones putting CNN on blast? but why, isn't CNN one of their biggest water carriers for whatever message they have? Seems contra productive to torch down one of their biggest assets.
Honestly, I thought the progessives would be the ones being fed to the beast at this point.

CNN is beholden to all three factions and is de facto the political analysis firm for the Admin. This means it's unable to actively fight back while presenting a hell of a target.

First: It's the biggest thing in the room, but has to remain natural due to its split allegiance. This means if any of the three factions want their own personal media factions to gain ground, CNN has to go.
Second: Seizing control of the Presidency means either ousting or subverting the Admin. The Admin is a separate faction that technically holds all the De Jure power, but holds no De Facto power. Therefore, taking CNN down removes one of its abilities to leverage power in its own defense.


Addition: On the Progs, @Snekposter has it right. The progs have very, very little offensive power but a ton of groundswell support which defensively makes them near unassailable.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

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The last two years have taught me that if Aliens "were" to come to this planet the humans here would openly submit to them.

 

[Thomas Talus]

I get ideological blindness, but to even see some basic logic, are Biden aids that incompetent? who is running the show over there?

A bunch of well-heeled Dunning-Kruger cases who sincerely believe their own press releases and think that their adherence to political orthodoxy confers total competence in all fields of knowledge.

 

[XYZpdq]

The last two years have taught me that if Aliens "were" to come to this planet the humans here would openly submit to them.

well, if my choice was ayyyyyys or another damn pile of sped monkeys maybe "the devil you know" isn't so handsome for a change

 

[LurkTrawl]

Not even equal, they grant privilege, not equality.

Which in turn causes even more racial division.

Anything to keep the common folk from looking up to see who's shitting all over them.

 

[HumanHive]

The last two years have taught me that if Aliens "were" to come to this planet the humans here would openly submit to them.

I actually disagree with the whole "Project Blue Beam" script. If real aliens did make contact with humans, world governments would likely be instantly hostile to them (although hostile in a diplomatic sense, not 'immediately fire missiles'; although we could have an accidental hostile incident of course) for the simple reason that the elites do not like the idea of their power questioned, undermined, or second to anything. It is the libertarians on both sides of the political aisle that would be friendly to alien contact, both for philosophical wisdom ("ALIEN SAID THEY DON'T USE GAS POWERED SHIPS AND HAVE NO GENDERS, EVERYONE LISTEN TO THEM!") and for profit ("Dude, they use thorium reactors. We could build our own in, like, ten years"). But the authoritarian left and right? Absolutely not, they have everything to lose from real alien contact.
And as for fake alien contact, most of the population simply would not go along with it without serious proof. Lights in the sky would have dazzled earlier generations, but the current population is very cynical of anything to do with authority. It'd take aliens coming down to their town and ordering the local cuisine for them to believe in their good intentions. Think about it, you can't even get rural populations to like [insert ethnic minority here], what makes you think they'll like aliens telling them what to do?

The much better script is this pandemic "Build Back Better" script. Masking authoritarianism in the guise of health, environmentalism, and racial redistribution is easier to implement simply because you can demonize anyone who disagrees.