DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Another fun part of that video is the foreshadowing at the end. Phil can't figure out how to operate the blinds.

In a follow up video he decides the smartest thing to do is take a knife and cut the cords breaking the blinds for real. He does this in every room because it makes more sense that all the blinds in the house are broken rather than Phil is too dumb to know how to operate them.

 

[Wormy]

The roast wasn't flavorful enough and dinner was ruined. What to do? Slice the well done, bland beef into thin slices. Get two pieces of bread, slap on a slice of cheese and some mustard. You've got a perfectly good sandwich. Bam, dinner saved.

When my wife, who's a pretty boss home cook, heard about him not using the 2 cups of drinking wine because he was afraid it'd taste all alcohol'y, I swear she got a look like she wanted to throw the nearest object at my monitor.

There are hungry poor people who have nothing this Christmas and Phil threw away $70 worth of Filipino food and then an entire roast. What a wasteful bastard.

70 BUCKS?! Geezus fucking Christ, me and the missus could make a 6 person spread with that budget and it'd be equal to any 15 dollar a plate restaurant...

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I hate that he will likely outlive us all, the roach. It will be a pathetic life but he doesn't even deserve that much.

 

[Lazycunt]

"I'll be HONEST guys, I love Halo infinite, but the contribution is very inconsistent and quite HONESTLY, it's been pretty slow in support, right? If you want to keep it in the rotation, you gotta support, I need you guys to buy in on the game, right? I'm just being very HONEST here, that's it"

He sounds like he is spruiking a pyramid scheme. What the fuck are people buying into you dumb cunt there's nothing to buy, said so yourself.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Is this youtube being stupid or did Phil unlock a new level of hermitness?

 

[Kosher Dill]

he had his neighbor lady blow up an air mattress for him

Who's going to be the one to tell him that's not what a "blow job" is and he's never actually gotten one?

 

[PetiteDragon43]

"I wish I could do charity,I really do,I can't do charity because of the trolls, I've tried before and they would screw everything up for me" , Phil you have been making content for what? 13 years? and have done zero charity streams or anything else related to charity, and how would a troll ruin the charity stream? what can they do?

This lie is so dumb, the reason you never did anything related to charity is because you a greedy pig that wants money only for yourself, and what makes it even scummier is that charity streams are a meme in the sense the streamers actually do fuck all, it's not like the streamer is dropping thousands of dollars of his own pocket,the streamers only plays vidya while the viewers do all the work yet the streamer gets the credit for his viewers donating money while he does nothing different, it would only require one day of him not making money but it's still too much for him.

✂️ NO I CAN'T DO CHARITY STREAMS YOU FUCKING TROLL!!

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What really pisses me off is that you KNOW this fat fuck and his horse nibbled on the roast and instead of... I don't know giving it to a homeless person or someone who didn't have xmas dinner, Mr Holly Jolly Christmas pig threw the rest of it in the garbage.

EDIT: phoneposting autocorrect

 

[Iron Father]

What really posses me off is that you KNOW this fat fuck and his horse nibbled on the roast and instead of... it don't know giving it to a homeless person or someone who didn't have xmas dinner, Mr Holly Jolly Christmas pig threw the rest of it on the garbage.

Maybe he did but just didn't want to tell us, because getting recognition for charity is bad or some shit? Stop being tahxic and assuming the worst. *snort*

 

[tzgnilki]

Is this youtube being stupid or did Phil unlock a new level of hermitness?

dave has always privated livestreams to circumvent losing superchat revenue since it doesn't get paid out if the video gets flagged as age restricted for whatever reason, language, drug/alcohol use etc

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

dave has always privated livestreams to circumvent losing superchat revenue since it doesn't get paid out if the video gets flagged as age restricted for whatever reason, language, drug/alcohol use etc

B......b...b..but Phils stream are a beacon of positivity, filled with intelligent and mature discussions, and he never reads out any of the bad words trolls super chat or tip because he's not stupid you fucking moron, gheez what an idiot. He can get fucking banned, fuck him and fuck his mother.

So why would he fear something like that?

 

[Dashi112]

huh, king of hate forums 404 now

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

huh, king of hate forums 404 now

That was quick.
If we set up a pool, I put $5 on Kghaleon minecrafting after the 15th of January.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

huh, king of hate forums 404 now

All 3 people will be sad

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I can't wait to see what he does to celebrate New Year's Eve and to kick off 2022.

He'll probably do something like list off all the New Year's resolutions he has only to conclude that they'll all be ruined by DA TROOOOOLZ. Also two of his New Year's resolutions to improve da schtreemz will be a new PC and being able to afford 2 days off HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT.

speaking of being autistic, the way he was carrying about the weather, I had to check, and...he's snowed in. Really? So much snow... he's stuck. It's going to snow maybe an inch tonight a whole 9% chance. They got a little snow this morning, then not again till Thursday maybe 3 inches.

Remember last year when there was 8 inches of snow and Phil claimed they were "snowed in" and Khet refused to show up to work? Khet also suddenly got her current unstable schedule right afterwards which led alludda peepol to conclude that the mare most likely got fired from her old job because of that.

When my wife, who's a pretty boss home cook, heard about him not using the 2 cups of drinking wine because he was afraid it'd taste all alcohol'y, I swear she got a look like she wanted to throw the nearest object at my monitor.

You don't need to be a cook to know that alcohol evaporates if you cook an alcoholic beverage. I'm frankly amazed at the amount of basic shit this 62 IQ "mature" adult doesn't know how to do and he's almost 40 for fuck's sake. Reminds me of when he talked about having to learn how to do laundry after Leanna dumped his ass, he was in his mid 30s and said that his body was full of adrenaline from doing laundry, which is probably the laziest chore since the machine does 99% of the work. Just goes to show how much of a weak bitch and how sheltered he is.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He'll probably do something like list off all the New Year's resolutions he has only to conclude that they'll all be ruined by DA TROOOOOLZ. Also two of his New Year's resolutions to improve da schtreemz will be a new PC and being able to afford 2 days off HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT.


Remember last year when there was 5 inches of snow and Phil claimed they were "snowed in" and Khet refused to show up to work? Khet also suddenly got her current unstable schedule right afterwards which led alludda peepol to conclude that the mare most likely got fired from her old job because of that.


You don't need to be a cook to know that alcohol evaporates if you cook an alcoholic beverage. I'm frankly amazed at the amount of basic shit this 62 IQ "mature" adult doesn't know how to do and he's almost 40 for fuck's sake. Reminds me of when he talked about having to learn how to do laundry after Leanna dumped his ass, he was in his mid 30s and said that his body was full of adrenaline from doing laundry, which is probably the laziest chore since the machine does 99% of the work. Just goes to show how much of a weak bitch and how sheltered he is.

He might have gotten a bit more careful about the oversharing, but when he thinks he can flex to his chat about his "mature adult life™" that is when we get these little gold nuggets.

And we get them because (as you said 62IQ) he's a sheltered mongoloid retard, with some of the most lacking life skills I've ever seen in a grown ass man, combined with the self awareness of Richard Richard and the ego of Basil Fawlty.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

More like "a bacon of positivity"

B......b...b..but Phils stream are a beacon of positivity,

 

[snort inquisition]

My favorite part of this video is that he had his neighbor lady blow up an air mattress for him because he is either too lazy or too incompetent to do it himself.

she might have just had a pump for it and offered to do it the easy way for him, like an electric pump, if she saw him bringing it in

there's so much to be critical of phil, something like this is a little weird lmao

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

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[Derich 2nd of coomland]

she might have just had a pump for it and offered to do it the easy way for him, like an electric pump, if she saw him bringing it in

there's so much to be critical of phil, something like this is a little weird lmao

 

[ReentryPhantom]

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