Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

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That is the driest looking piece of prime rib I've ever seen.
 
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Fannyscum said:
Poor Salty Sandra had to spend her last Christmas alive with Ralph and Pantsu pointing and taking photos of everything, probably wondering what happened to the nice teenage girl that had been keeping her company.
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Aww... Those boots are cute. Were they from the children's section as they look like the kind of boots my little 4 year old nephew would wear.
 
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Farglemark said:
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He should've just made a beef brisket. Prime rib should be super pink in the middle, briskets you just cook until they're at 190 degrees. This isn't even cut properly. It looks like a meat glued abomination.
 
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Farglemark said:
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the fuck are you doing? you know that one friend that keeps spamming shock sites and gore and scat? thats what ralph and mays horror food show has devolved into. i just want him to stop at this point. i cant even list all the gross shit that resembles, what the fucking hell did you do to that poor rib? is ralphs brilliant plan to gross us out with disgusting shock food pics?

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the fuck did you do to the eggs? this doesnt even look like understandable real food mistakes anymore it looks like fucking ai glitches trying to generate a meal stock photo. the turkey looks like someone came on it, i dont even think thats a cooking mistake you just cant take or select what should be taken in a photo for shit though. everything looks so off even if it doesnt look poorly cooked per se, its uncanny, this is some haunted kitchen scp tier shit, the person who wrote the gunt scp write up needs to include these bizarre creations

edit no seriously anyone who can cook what the hell did she do to violate those poor food stuffs.
 
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MeltyTW said:
the fuck are you doing? you know that one friend that keeps spamming shock sites and gore and scat? thats what ralph and mays horror food show has devolved into. i just want him to stop at this point. i cant even list all the gross shit that resembles, what the fucking hell did you do to that poor rib? is ralphs brilliant plan to gross us out with disgusting shock food pics?


the fuck did you do to the eggs? this doesnt even look like understandable real food mistakes anymore it looks like fucking ai glitches trying to generate a meal stock photo. the turkey looks like someone came on it, i dont even think thats a cooking mistake you just cant take or select what should be taken in a photo for shit though. everything looks so off even if it doesnt look poorly cooked per se, its uncanny, this is some haunted kitchen scp tier shit, the person who wrote the gunt scp write up needs to include these bizarre creations

edit no seriously anyone who can cook what the hell did she do to violate those poor food stuffs.
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Those are deviled eggs perfect to feed the demon baby
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Those are some of the worst looking Deviled Eggs I've ever seen.
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i thought it wa peanut butter. also it’s server in a microwave cover and you can see a paper plate in the corner. you could count the amount of ceramic dishes in the crackshack on one hand

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more like past it’s prime rib. looks like it’s been sitting open in the back of his fridge for a month and then microwaved.
 
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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
i thought it wa peanut butter. also it’s server in a microwave cover and you can see a paper plate in the corner. you could count the amount of ceramic dishes in the crackshack on one hand
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To be fair paper plates are good for large family gatherings at Christmas time. Helps with cleanup.

Just that Christmas dinner last year was only attended by May, Ralph and Sandra
 
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I feel like Ralph posting comparison photos like this is doing our work for us. Also careful there Vito, you're mistaking Ralph for someone who has a sense of humour about themselves:
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Edit2: No it's not true cocksucker motherfucker, and if I had to guess, holler over each other all night, AUGGGHHHHAAUUGGH, etc:
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