Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[PurpleEater]

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apology for WHAT jude. and also this is such bullshit because she would be the FIRST person to say something like "no one deserves your forgiveness even if they say sorry!" so stfu

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nobody missed that message jfc. guess what? turns out movies can have more than one theme. i dont wanna sperg about the movie but it has a lot of different themes and give me all the hats but i thought it was a lovely movie with a good message so this whole "white ppl cant understand it" thing is dumb

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fuck you judy. THATS NOT THE ONLY THING THE MOVIE WAS ABOUT. and what a weird stance for this supposed alphabet mafia warrior to take, that people cant think of a character as queer? thats like, half of all she ever talks about.

being queer and being hispanic are your only two personality traits (besides your fake disabilities). i know what this is, its bc if people think of the other themes in the film then, god forbid, a non-hispanic person might dare to relate to the characters.

and speaking of white people
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seethe more jude. go back to begging for money from the white people you claim to hate

God she's such an idiot. "This movie is about the nuance" isn't even an intelligent way of starting the sentence. Movies don't ever contain one singular nuance.

Wow, she really really thinks that after two years of COVID sperging, vaccinated, young and healthy New Yorkers aren't going to socialize or go to work...or that if they do, it's somehow the root of all evil. I guess Jude can't handle seeing people do things she desperately wants to do: being happy, socializing, enjoying life, being mobile, etc. For someone who claims to be an advocate for "mental health" and understanding, it's baffling to me (and hilarious) that she can't comprehend why people socialize and why they risk getting a watered down flu version of COVID to do so.

I think a lot of this anger toward people going out is really just re-directed self-hatred and shame about being a complete failure and eternal friendless shut-in. When everyone was more or less in lockdown mode, Jude probably felt a whole lot more normal, and could even feel noble (saving lives!!11) about doing nothing all day. Now that the world is re-opening and people are resuming their lives, it's a constant reminder that she's the weird one, the odd one out, so she has to cling to this social justice narrative of shaming everyone in order to feel a little better. Classic narc shit, and I see a lot of other narcs pulling the same thing when it comes to COVID instead of just saying "Hey, we all have our own comfort levels" and leaving it at that. I'm also not sure why she thinks white people can just all freely, magically leave NYC but no one else can.

ew.

Jesus Christ, the fact that she considers this an accomplishment worthy of bragging about...

wonder what "reminded" her of this. probably looking in the mirror.

 

[Tumbo]

People had a taste of her Neetism and it literally drove some to suicide of course 99% of people are going to socialize at the first available opportunity Cope and Seeth.

 

[Gramlol]

God she's such an idiot. "This movie is about the nuance" isn't even an intelligent way of starting the sentence. Movies don't ever contain one singular nuance.

Wow, she really really thinks that after two years of COVID sperging, vaccinated, young and healthy New Yorkers aren't going to socialize or go to work...or that if they do, it's somehow the root of all evil. I guess Jude can't handle seeing people do things she desperately wants to do: being happy, socializing, enjoying life, being mobile, etc. For someone who claims to be an advocate for "mental health" and understanding, it's baffling to me (and hilarious) that she can't comprehend why people socialize and why they risk getting a watered down flu version of COVID to do so.

I think a lot of this anger toward people going out is really just re-directed self-hatred and shame about being a complete failure and eternal friendless shut-in. When everyone was more or less in lockdown mode, Jude probably felt a whole lot more normal, and could even feel noble (saving lives!!11) about doing nothing all day. Now that the world is re-opening and people are resuming their lives, it's a constant reminder that she's the weird one, the odd one out, so she has to cling to this social justice narrative of shaming everyone in order to feel a little better. Classic narc shit, and I see a lot of other narcs pulling the same thing when it comes to COVID instead of just saying "Hey, we all have our own comfort levels" and leaving it at that. I'm also not sure why she thinks white people can just all freely, magically leave NYC but no one else can.
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Jesus Christ, the fact that she considers this an accomplishment worthy of bragging about...
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wonder what "reminded" her of this. probably looking in the mirror.

She does this 'deserve to eat' stuff every once in a while and I initially thought it was a little reminder about how she's in RECOVERY from a RESTRICTIVE ED, you guys totes!! (Hahahaha). But I think her 'making sure I eat three meals a day!' posts are more about that.
So I wonder what these are about. Trying to brainwash herself out of the idea she's a glutton, and push down those thoughts that pop up every once in a while. But I wonder what triggers them coming to the surface.


Also covid stuff- I'm pro triple Vax, safeguards, but given people are in NYC, it's crazy to not realise she's just trashing WORKING CLASS NEW YORKERS who have to work outside the home!!
It's extremely classist. I was very lucky to be able to work from home during our Aus lockdown and always felt like an asshole if I ordered takeout, making a delivery person bring takeout to my home for not much money. I felt like a spoiled little prince just because it.. felt wrong.
But jude relies on DoorDash etc workers paid shit all just to bring her stuff.

She has no idea about class dynamics, so I don't bother paying attention to her enlightening ideas about white people being dumb and mean spirited and oppressive.

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm willing to bet my rarest NFTs that her "you deserve to eat" mantra is a way of pushing out the thoughts of guilt after she inhales a Taco Bell family meal and feels greasy and bloated.

 

[Umaibae]

I dunno what this movie is Jude is sperging about, but inter-generational trauma is definitely a thing with immigrant families. I can only speak to Latinos, but it’s generally found when your parents came from a place with a dictatorship, genocide, people being disappeared — places where your parents experienced and/or were subjected to violence and traumatic experiences. Parents never learned how to deal with these experiences, and the pain of these traumas manifested in more violence (domestic abuse, physical abuse, fallout from a parent’s substance abuse) being inflected on the first-gen kids.

I don’t think Jude’s parents came from this sort of environment. Her “generational trauma” is being told by Mami que no puede comer todo en la casa.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

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apology for WHAT jude. and also this is such bullshit because she would be the FIRST person to say something like "no one deserves your forgiveness even if they say sorry!" so stfu

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nobody missed that message jfc. guess what? turns out movies can have more than one theme. i dont wanna sperg about the movie but it has a lot of different themes and give me all the hats but i thought it was a lovely movie with a good message so this whole "white ppl cant understand it" thing is dumb

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fuck you judy. THATS NOT THE ONLY THING THE MOVIE WAS ABOUT. and what a weird stance for this supposed alphabet mafia warrior to take, that people cant think of a character as queer? thats like, half of all she ever talks about.

being queer and being hispanic are your only two personality traits (besides your fake disabilities). i know what this is, its bc if people think of the other themes in the film then, god forbid, a non-hispanic person might dare to relate to the characters.

and speaking of white people
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seethe more jude. go back to begging for money from the white people you claim to hate

You know those crazy crackers. They all have houses in the Hamptons where they could be staying and not in the city threatening the lives of gorgeous POCs (even though POCs have a disproportionately low vaccine rate.)

And, for the nine hundredth time, she never needs to remove her fat ass from the dent it has worked into her overpriced chair. NYC could be on fire and invaded by the Russians and as long as the Starbie’s got to the door Jude’s life would be affected exactly none.

 

[inquizadoor]

I dunno what this movie is Jude is sperging about, but inter-generational trauma is definitely a thing with immigrant families. I can only speak to Latinos, but it’s generally found when your parents came from a place with a dictatorship, genocide, people being disappeared — places where your parents experienced and/or were subjected to violence and traumatic experiences. Parents never learned how to deal with these experiences, and the pain of these traumas manifested in more violence (domestic abuse, physical abuse, fallout from a parent’s substance abuse) being inflected on the first-gen kids.

I don’t think Jude’s parents came from this sort of environment. Her “generational trauma” is being told by Mami que no puede comer todo en la casa.

oh for sure its one of the themes of the movie, the family did have to flee their homes from bandits, lost their patriarch, deal with guilt and expectation from the matriarch, etc. but theres a lot more to it than that (being valued as a person beyond what you can do in service of others, accepting yourself, other disney-typical things.) and imo, some of the characters are VERY queer-coded, so its weird she thinks people that think so should "choke"


shes cancelled more streams than shes done the past few weeks, but by all means beg all week for people to support your vacay

see? this is what i mean. just getting out of bed requires herculean effort and must be applauded



HAHAHAHA she really thinks that little show will be THAT FAMOUS. STILL. after it NOT taking off all this time.

 

[HamFan]

Trying to brainwash herself out of the idea she's a glutton, and push down those thoughts that pop up every once in a while. But I wonder what triggers them coming to the surface.

Judy has dieted, and knows what's up. She knows what she's putting in her body and why she is getting bigger and bigger. She hates how fucking fat she is- and she's still going!

Here's where the brainwashing comes in; when she feel uncomfortable, realizes her health has gotten worse, wishes she could dress cuter- she starts repeating FAM and HAES dogma about how food doesn't affect weight and none of this is her fault. Being a raging narc helps her to actually believe it. When part of her considers restricting in anyway at all, she can tell herself that it's diet culture and muh ED.

Also, Jude has mentioned that someone always has something to say about her weight at family gatherings. Maybe she did celebrate Christmas.

oh for sure its one of the themes of the movie, the family did have to flee their homes from bandits, lost their patriarch, deal with guilt and expectation from the matriarch, etc. but theres a lot more to it than that (being valued as a person beyond what you can do in service of others, accepting yourself, other disney-typical things.) and imo, some of the characters are VERY queer-coded, so its weird she thinks people that think so should "choke"

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shes cancelled more streams than shes done the past few weeks, but by all means beg all week for people to support your vacay
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see? this is what i mean. just getting out of bed requires herculean effort and must be applauded

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HAHAHAHA she really thinks that little show will be THAT FAMOUS. STILL. after it NOT taking off all this time.

I knew Jude would beg for money for taking time off, but honestly expected more subtlety than, "So I won't be stressed on my vacation." A simple "feel free to still support me" would've sufficed. At least it's a more surreptitious way to yet again ask for money to cover end of the month bills.

D2D would be great for little girls that still play Barbies (or fresh out of that stage) if Jude and the others didn't feel the need to be "naughty" "kweers." They're just larping a shitty YA novel. How would that ever have a wide appeal?

 

[thejackal]

Fun fact: Jude has never streamed more than 90 hours in a month. Her average is around 60. That's a 15 hour work week. I understand some stuff happens "behind the scenes" but let's be entirely generous and say she does 10 hours of prep a week -- that gives her a still pathetic 25 hour work week since she started streaming in late 2019.

But take a vacation. Easy to do when you aren't the one paying rent. Jude's going to go through some things when her dad passes, one way or another.

 

[PurpleEater]

heh, I love that Jude says she "won't rest until" D2D is huge right after she announces going on yet another fucking vacation.

All she does is rest and whine. And whatever this is:


lol those disgusting foundation-covered headphones. points for trying a new lipstick color?




She's self-satire at this point. A bot could write her tweets with 100% accuracy.

 

[M.T. Graves]

She does so little in a day it doesn’t even fill out an entire tweet. But it all requires the most amount of effort and deserves free money. She still found the energy to order dinner thank god. We were all very worried.

 

[JuniperFalls]

It's astounding how Jude thinks the most trivial action she takes deserves the same tone that books like Little House on the Prairie use to describe the hardships of pioneer life.

Little House on the Prairie: Ma Ingalls trudged her way through blizzard winds and waist-deep snowdrifts on the prairie, to reach the stable which housed the family's precious cow and other livestock.

Big Subsidized Flat in Brooklyn: Tia Gorda Jude trudged her way through quarter-inch-deep drifts of cat hair on the carpeting, to reach the table where she kept her precious phone.

LHOTP: Tending to all of the stable work took Ma more than three-quarters of an hour: milking the cow, feeding and watering the cow, giving food and water to the horses and chickens, mucking out all the floors of the animals' stalls and then refilling them with fresh clean hay.

BSFIB: Ordering dinner took Jude almost three-quarters of a minute. She had to pick up her phone, tap the screen with enough force to open an app, scroll through all the menu options, and individually choose each and every item she intended to eat.

LHOTP: Then, after doing all this hard labor, Ma had to leave the stable and make her way back across the cold snowy prairie to her house, where the children waited for their mother to return with food for them.

BSFIB: Then, after doing all this hard labor, Jude had to leave the table and make her way back across the dirty floor to her apartment's front door, after waiting for the deliveryman to arrive with Taco Bell for Jude.

LHOTP: To make butter out of the cow's m*ilk, Ma had to spend three or four hours doing the arduous labor of working a manual butter churn.

BSFIB: To pay for the Taco Bell plus delivery fees, Jude had to do the arduous labor of making three or four retweets milking her followers and reminding them about her Ko-Fi and other begging accounts.

LHOTP: Bath time! Ma dragged the big heavy washtub across the cabin and put it next to the wood-burning stove. Then she trudged back and forth countless times with metal buckets, gathering fresh snow from outside and putting it atop the stove, so the snow could melt. When she finally had enough warm water to fill the tub ankle-deep, she quickly poured all the hot-water buckets into the washtub, then hurriedly undressed and washed her body as fast as she could, because even right next to the hot stove, her rustic pioneer cabin was far too cold for a bath in December to be pleasant or comfortable. After bathing, Ma had to carry all that dirty water outside so she could throw it away some safe distance from the house. Once all this was done Ma was absolutely exhausted, because in addition to all that walking, she'd also had to haul a total of over 300 pounds of water.

BSFIB: Shower time! Jude trudged her big heavy self all the way across her apartment in order to reach the bathroom. She undressed (with some difficulty, because her clothes were too tight), stepped into the shower, and after turning on the faucet she had to wait several seconds before the water got hot, which was a great and terrible hardship. Showering was also slow and difficult because the fatphobic tub/shower combo didn't have enough room for Jude to feel comfortable. Also, washing hair is fatphobic because in order to do it, you have to lift your arms high enough to reach your head. After this long and difficult experience, Jude had to make the additional effort to step out of the shower, towel off, and put on clean clothes except for a bra. Once all this was done Jude was absolutely exhausted, because in addition to all that walking, she also had to haul over 300 pounds of human fat.

LHOTP: After this typically long, hard day of work, Ma went to bed and immediately fell into a deep, exhausted sleep, before waking up next morning to do everything all over again....

BSFIB: After this unusually long, hard day of work, Jude slept poorly as usual, then announced she was taking a vacation because all this effort left her completely drained, and she didn't have the spoons to take on any responsibilities right now. She also didn't have the money to pay for a vacation, so she tweeted several reminders to please buy her a Ko-Fi. Also she intends to work nonstop to become a world-famous strimmer, just as soon as her vacation is done and she gets her spoons back. Here's a link to her Ko-Fi so you can donate to buy her some spoons. Oooo! Here's an uwu cute plastic spoon with a handle shaped like an uwu cute cartoon character, for only $34.99! Here's a link to Jude's Amazon wish list so you can buy her that spoon or ....

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Concerta users, please confirm or deny whether or not you get bees with your medication. My psychiatrist might have missed the memo on that one.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Fun fact, Concerta is an extended-release form of Ritalin. Didn’t even know they gave out Concerta or Ritalin to adults honestly.

 

[Beach Whistle]

Fun fact, Concerta is an extended-release form of Ritalin. Didn’t even know they gave out Concerta or Ritalin to adults honestly.

I was prescribed Concerta after age 18, but I'd been taking Ritalin since approximately age 4. I didn't notice any "bees" with Concerta (WTF is she going on about?) -- the main thing I noticed is that Concerta didn't suppress my appetite like Ritalin did. Having actual normal hunger cues was wild and unpleasant at first, after years of eating on a schedule.

 

[TurdFondler]

Jude's time off will be spent the exact same way as when she's working. She's gonna be at the computer ordering fast food.

 

[thejackal]

Fun fact, Concerta is an extended-release form of Ritalin. Didn’t even know they gave out Concerta or Ritalin to adults honestly.

Imagine thinking what plagues Jude's productivity can be fixed with a pill. I'd almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a useless narc doctor shopping.

 

[Fialovy]

Fun fact, Concerta is an extended-release form of Ritalin. Didn’t even know they gave out Concerta or Ritalin to adults honestly.

Yeah they do for adult ADHD, though I am a little concerned about "seeing bees" since a lot of those ADHD meds can cause psychosis which is why you need to be careful when prescribing to someone who is prone to such things.

I still predict Jude will start claiming she has bipolar if she sees enough "bees" (probably not schizoaffective or schizophrenia since that isn't as sexy). Maybe she will buy into the whole "Hearing Voices Movement" part of Neurodiversity that basically makes claims that hallucinations are perfectly normal and healthy and you shouldn't fix them.

 

[Honey Blossom]

Yeah they do for adult ADHD, though I am a little concerned about "seeing bees" since a lot of those ADHD meds can cause psychosis which is why you need to be careful when prescribing to someone who is prone to such things.

I still predict Jude will start claiming she has bipolar if she sees enough "bees" (probably not schizoaffective or schizophrenia since that isn't as sexy). Maybe she will buy into the whole "Hearing Voices Movement" part of Neurodiversity that basically makes claims that hallucinations are perfectly normal and healthy and you shouldn't fix them.

I don’t think she’s literally seeing bees. She’s just using a weird analogy to try to describe ADHD thought pattern and say her medicine is working okay but still having issues.

I still heavily doubt she has ADHD at all though.

 

[Fialovy]

I don’t think she’s literally seeing bees. She’s just using a weird analogy to try to describe ADHD thought pattern and say her medicine is working okay but still having issues.

I still heavily doubt she has ADHD at all though.

I honestly never heard of a person with ADHD describe though patterns as "seeing bees" it is probably because I came back from checking on Pixy who does hallucinate and have bipolar and seems like something she would say.

Oh no, she doesn't have ADHD, she is just lazy and doesn't want to work, even as LARPing as a streamer. Her munchie habits aren't going to fool the SSA if she tries to mooch off government assistance. I'm both surprised and not surprised she has gotten this far with doctor shopping.