US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Exigent Circumcisions said:
We might make for a mildly amusing reality TV show for them, but they'd be able to tap into our satellites and tune into our broadcasts without even getting close.
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This plays into my theory that they're not here for first contact or any of that gay shit, nor do they want to destroy us.

They're stealing our fucking wifi!
 
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"People over Profit"
>selling decorative propaganda

Okay then.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Yes and no.

Messing around with crystals or fortune telling isn't demonic per se, but doing anything occult or New Agey attracts demons, which is why "Chris is possessed" is something plenty of people believe.
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It's pretty much a "better safe than sorry" scenario. Whether or not you believe in it, a wiser man wouldn't dare to find out if there is even an inkling of a possibility. There's a huge difference between arrogance and bravery.

And, heh, the supernatural thrives on both human arrogance and stupidity.
 
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Michael Wade said:
Arrogance, Demonic possession, believing Satan's lies. It's sad, but the truth is there are a lot of people out there who believe more in the occult and magic then god, not realizing that literally any power besides god's is that of the devil.

I mean in all honesty, if magic actually works why isnt everybody doing it? Because it brings uncontrollable ruin. It's like playing Russian roulette with a loaded gun.
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Well, no. loaded guns have stuff come out of them. Magic doesn't do anything except turn people into lolcows.
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Well, no. loaded guns have stuff come out of them. Magic doesn't do anything except turn people into lolcows.
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At the very least, focusing intention has great effects on your own psychological state. Let's say you perform a magic ritual to help you in a job interview after which you end up getting the job. Did the magic work? Or did the ritual focus your intentions and help to construct a psychological state whereby you were very confident in your interview, which led to you getting the job?
 
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Bolo said:
Okay, this I don't get, so the Dems are the ones putting CNN on blast? but why, isn't CNN one of their biggest water carriers for whatever message they have? Seems contra productive to torch down one of their biggest assets.
Honestly, I thought the progessives would be the ones being fed to the beast at this point.
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The left wing media is part of the civil war.

CNN belongs entirely to the Clintons and Obama and the progressives hate them because they were largely silent during the Bush II years and didn't suck Obama's dick as much as MSNBC did, combined with the Progressives holding the grudge that CNN only stopped being spineless centrists of the highest degree until Trump took over and the Clintons gave the order for them to go pit bull attack dog on the GOP.

Obama/Biden would much rather have MSNBC be their chief vehicle for agitprop than CNN, because CNN are quislings in their eyes.
 
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HumanHive said:
I actually disagree with the whole "Project Blue Beam" script. If real aliens did make contact with humans, world governments would likely be instantly hostile to them (although hostile in a diplomatic sense, not 'immediately fire missiles'; although we could have an accidental hostile incident of course) for the simple reason that the elites do not like the idea of their power questioned, undermined, or second to anything. It is the libertarians on both sides of the political aisle that would be friendly to alien contact, both for philosophical wisdom ("ALIEN SAID THEY DON'T USE GAS POWERED SHIPS AND HAVE NO GENDERS, EVERYONE LISTEN TO THEM!") and for profit ("Dude, they use thorium reactors. We could build our own in, like, ten years"). But the authoritarian left and right? Absolutely not, they have everything to lose from real alien contact.
And as for fake alien contact, most of the population simply would not go along with it without serious proof. Lights in the sky would have dazzled earlier generations, but the current population is very cynical of anything to do with authority. It'd take aliens coming down to their town and ordering the local cuisine for them to believe in their good intentions. Think about it, you can't even get rural populations to like [insert ethnic minority here], what makes you think they'll like aliens telling them what to do?

The much better script is this pandemic "Build Back Better" script. Masking authoritarianism in the guise of health, environmentalism, and racial redistribution is easier to implement simply because you can demonize anyone who disagrees.
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Ironically any alien contact with Earth would go along the ways that They Live played out:

Aliens arrive in secret, cutting deals with select members of the elites to treat Earth like the first world treat the third world: a place to steal natural resources the aliens need. The elites approached get access to alien tech and medicine and get to rule Earth as proxies for the aliens plus means to neutralize rival elites not part of the alien/human alliance. Alien tech is also filtered down to the poor and middle class in drips along with alien psy-ops stuff used to keep the population under control and passive. And once Earth's puppet regime is firmly in place, the aliens will start actively mingling in the public in disguise and treat America like a resort town assuming they take the stance that they are going to slowly strip mine our natural resources instead of grabbing everything in one go.
 
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