🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[John Andrews Stan]

Can't forget that sub arctic temperature bag of ice kid placed on the gunt ending with bitch boy Warski cleaning up the ice off the floor pleading with Ralph to calm down.

Lol wut. Is there video of this? I only saw the gun drama in Miami but not this but holy shit it sounds funny.

 

[Zeva_Adom]

Lol wut. Is there video of this? I only saw the gun drama in Miami but not this but holy shit it sounds funny.

Only Audio, Failure was too much of a pussy to film it.

Ethan Ralph & Andy Warski Hotel Room Fight (Enhanced Audio) [Say No To Geno Mirror]

Original Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sd2f6Kg_Xc

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[John Andrews Stan]

Only Audio, Failure was too much of a pussy to film it.

Ethan Ralph & Andy Warski Hotel Room Fight (Enhanced Audio) [Say No To Geno Mirror]

Original Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sd2f6Kg_Xc

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I wanted to see or hear Gunt’s reaction to the ice. I’m sure he squealed like a pig. Failure lives up to his name. You literally had one job, retard.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Only Audio, Failure was too much of a pussy to film it.

Ethan Ralph & Andy Warski Hotel Room Fight (Enhanced Audio) [Say No To Geno Mirror]

Original Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sd2f6Kg_Xc

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I hope the full stream is still around somewhere, the "icing" incident was great for a few reasons.

• The kid was terrified of waking Ralph up so he threw the entire bag of ice at him instead of emptying it on him
• Before the ice was thrown, Warski can be heard asking AGLuck (or whatever the fuck his name was) to cover Ralph with a towel. This was because his gunt was hanging out and they didn't want to show it on stream. I think they even mention "how sensitive" he is about it.
• Warski running out of the hotel being chased by a completely blackout drunk Ralph. Warski panicking and screaming about how fucked up Ralph is
• The post stream in a McDonalds where Warski talks a bunch of shit about Ralph and ends up taking a few shots at Gator as well
• The stream the day after where they have lunch together to "patch things up" but Ralph is completely unable to admit to ANY wrongdoing so they fight again
• Then suddenly, they are inexplicably hanging out together in the pool or a hot tub or something, Ralph wearing 2 shirts to make sure the gunt doesn't make an appearance

Those are the main things I remember from Miami, Ralph was absent for 90% of the streams, and the clip where he tells gator he doesn't "like himself very much" is from that week, as well as another clip where he is raging at 8 /cow/ begging for likes on his stream.
I've always wondered why he was so fucked up during that period since it was before Nora left him, but it might have been because of Ronnie dying? I don't remember.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I've always wondered why he was so fucked up during that period since it was before Nora left him, but it might have been because of Ronnie dying?

Anyone who was murdering dogs as a child has some demons that don’t follow a linear schedule. He’s Ethan Ralph and it’s understandable for him to be consumed by self-loathing at any point in his life.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Anyone who was murdering dogs as a child has some demons that don’t follow a linear schedule. He’s Ethan Ralph and it’s understandable for him to be consumed by self-loathing at any point in his life.

He's always in a self-loathing mood. His public act of being the "Ralphamale" is but a facade for The Gunt.

 

[MeltyTW]

• Before the ice was thrown, Warski can be heard asking AGLuck (or whatever the fuck his name was) to cover Ralph with a towel. This was because his gunt was hanging out and they didn't want to show it on stream. I think they even mention "how sensitive" he is about it.

gunt towels has an ass napkin ring to it.

Those are the main things I remember from Miami, Ralph was absent for 90% of the streams, and the clip where he tells gator he doesn't "like himself very much" is from that week, as well as another clip where he is raging at 8 /cow/ begging for likes on his stream.
I've always wondered why he was so fucked up during that period since it was before Nora left him, but it might have been because of Ronnie dying? I don't remember.

it was literally just because we called him fat. you gotta remember he had kinda successfully (ie people were entertained by jim and didnt actually give a shit if ralph is tall or fit or not) bullshitted that he was fit and thin and tall after jail and had his shit together. now he was known as the fatty oversensitive gunt we know and love. the corn joke and the fat joke drove his piggy little brain to depths of rage and despair most people will never cross.

 

[Fannyscum]

The happy couple are NOT MAD about the discussion of fine as fuck Meigh's mannish features here:

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[Sam Losco]

Ralph is NOT MAD about the discussion of fine as fuck Meigh's mannish features here:
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lol That's not someone else's face fat boy. Same face, just with the features massaged a little bit.

Why the fuck would he bring attention to this like that? Thanks for the great side by side comparison so everyone can see how close they are.

Ralph, you are a fucking idiot.

 

[Chris Mclean]

oh tbc the photo i think is a joke on his part, well kinda a joke, its back when he could actually somewhat veil the butthurt as an attempt to "make a joke" and try to make it seem like he was only trying to somewhat stiffle the mockery preempt it and "own the meme"

Oh hes trying to roll with the punches alright. I just wanted people to know how much shorter he is compared to a manlet like warski.

I hope the full stream is still around somewhere, the "icing" incident was great for a few reasons.

• The kid was terrified of waking Ralph up so he threw the entire bag of ice at him instead of emptying it on him
• Before the ice was thrown, Warski can be heard asking AGLuck (or whatever the fuck his name was) to cover Ralph with a towel. This was because his gunt was hanging out and they didn't want to show it on stream. I think they even mention "how sensitive" he is about it.
• Warski running out of the hotel being chased by a completely blackout drunk Ralph. Warski panicking and screaming about how fucked up Ralph is
• The post stream in a McDonalds where Warski talks a bunch of shit about Ralph and ends up taking a few shots at Gator as well
• The stream the day after where they have lunch together to "patch things up" but Ralph is completely unable to admit to ANY wrongdoing so they fight again
• Then suddenly, they are inexplicably hanging out together in the pool or a hot tub or something, Ralph wearing 2 shirts to make sure the gunt doesn't make an appearance

Those are the main things I remember from Miami, Ralph was absent for 90% of the streams, and the clip where he tells gator he doesn't "like himself very much" is from that week, as well as another clip where he is raging at 8 /cow/ begging for likes on his stream.
I've always wondered why he was so fucked up during that period since it was before Nora left him, but it might have been because of Ronnie dying? I don't remember.

What you have to remeber to is how much of a Billy badass Warski was pretending to be. He was talking all kinds of shit about how how much he was training and how he was gonna put on fights constantly with fedlaska being the next one in like two months.

But then Ralph got in his face in Maimi and yelled a little bit at him and Warski locked himself in the bathroom crying. Its not like Ralph is a 6"5 bodybuilder. Hes a 5"4 blowhard who's never been in a fight. Ill bet hes never worked security or had to even defend himself. He got his shit pushed in by a couple of weebs and as if that isn't enough one look was all it took from one of the IP2 manlets during one of the first vegas sagas was enough for him to run away. But Warskis even weaker then that he can't even look someone hostile in the eyes without going in to flight mode.

 

[Neko GF]

The happy couple are NOT MAD about the discussion of fine as fuck Meigh's mannish features here:
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The only people who are jealous of Ralph for being in a relationship with horse-face are zoophiles or tranny-chasers. No in-between.

 

[MeltyTW]

Hes a 5"4

The happy couple are NOT MAD about the discussion of fine as fuck Meigh's mannish features here:
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theyre very slightly edited, its nearly the same pic. its still her face dumb fuck you just called your girlfriend (you have to actually intend to marry to be a fiance) an ugly fuck dumbass.

also lol at that cope. well we dont care you keep our names in your mouth and make us tons of money gunt. how about that we can play the playground i know you are game all fuggin day

 

[earthbar]

The happy couple are NOT MAD about the discussion of fine as fuck Meigh's mannish features here:
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"Wife" ...this deluded cow is in for one rude awakening


edit: Silence, peasants! Ethan is a 5'11" Ralphamale with a beautiful fiance, an exclusive designer wardrobe, and a refined gourmet palate. Of course the hoi polloi are jealous of a jetsetting high roller such as himself.

 

[The Big Dream]

"Wife" ...this deluded cow is in for one rude awakening

Ralph would lose the gunt before ever marrying her. Right now she's a useful status symbol like the Gucci purse, but the reality of her being pregnant and needing genuine support, and then having a child who really needs him will bring up his deep-seated attachment issues, and off into the Vegas sunset he'll ride like every other wigger.

Marrying May kills the possibility of escape, and although Ralph's stupid, he has a sliver of survival instinct that knows doing so will lock him into doing the unacceptable: taking responsibility for his life, and then even more impossible, taking responsibility for others.

 

[earthbar]

Ralph would lose the gunt before ever marrying her. Right now she's a useful status symbol like the Gucci purse, but the reality of her being pregnant and needing genuine support, and then having a child who really needs him will bring up his deep-seated parental issues, and he sure as shit doesn't have the backbone to face them.

She'll be back in Rochester before the snow melts, living with one of her parents if they'll have her, to start her new life as a single mother. And if she really does have BPD, it will then simply be a matter of time before she leaves the baby with grandma in order to flit off with her next disasterous relationship.

 

[WutangLee]

Ralph would lose the gunt before ever marrying her. Right now she's a useful status symbol like the Gucci purse, but the reality of her being pregnant and needing genuine support, and then having a child who really needs him will bring up his deep-seated parental issues, and he sure as shit doesn't have the backbone to face them.

My "I told you so" tweet is basically broken at this point against the Gunt.
Rooming with Warski
Faith
The Yggers
Vegas
Driving like a dumb ass

May is fucking stupid enough to think Alice moving in is a good idea. They're gonna try and groom her and fuck her. But what those tards don't know is once Alice goes into Bipolar mode, she's gonna turn into a rabid animal. And unlike Onision and Kai who knew better than to sleep with their waifu pet. These two dumb fucks wil.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

"Wife" ...this deluded cow is in for one rude awakening


edit: Silence, peasants! Ethan is a 5'11" Ralphamale with a beautiful fiance, an exclusive designer wardrobe, and a refined gourmet palate. Of course the hoi polloi are jealous of a jetsetting high roller such as himself.

Oh shit I completely missed that Freudian slip. She's crazier than I thought. She actually expects him to marry her after he's working on getting Alice to move in. What a fucking dumbass.

Edit: Daddy Dax NOOOOO:

What is he trying to prove? Is this supposed to be a joke? Because with how often he defends Ralph from even the slightest criticism I doubt it is.

The happy couple are NOT MAD about the discussion of fine as fuck Meigh's mannish features here:
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This is incredible, at this point it seems they can be baited into doing anything, no matter how damaging it would be for them.
And like others have said, the best part is they don't get that the features are just a bit exaggerated but it is still 100% May in those pictures. I guess kiwis not being able to tell the difference between them really triggered them lol.

On a side note. Funny that @Kramer on the phone was whining about the same pictures today and was defending May asking what she has done wrong to deserve this in her thread and then immediately Ralph tweets about the pictures.

 

[MeltyTW]

My "I told you so" tweet is basically broken at this point against the Gunt.
Rooming with Warski
Faith
The Yggers
Vegas
Driving like a dumb ass

May is fucking stupid enough to think Alice moving in is a good idea. They're gonna try and groom her and fuck her. But what those tards don't know is once Alice goes into Bipolar mode, she's gonna turn into a rabid animal. And unlike Onision and Kai who knew better than to sleep with their waifu pet. These two dumb fucks wil.

not only that its an insane weirdo who is actively being cheered on by hundred of people lol i think even he knows that because the panic when a superchat said to stab ralph was real.

What is he trying to prove? Is this supposed to be a joke? Because with how often he defends Ralph from even the slightest criticism I doubt it is. Red and blue stripes Dax, I guess your brain is too fried for reading comprehension.

im fucking baffled that he feels the need to defend the shirt, im baffled that i can try my damndest to trigger the gunt and then any joke made in jest offhandidly sends him into a sharting rage, he doesnt care that hes a pedophile but be damned if that broke dick moon gets a laugh at his shirt somewhat resembling that of a guy whos mocked online! kiwis could say ralph has a poopnose as some lame insult and hed post close ups of his greasy nub to prove its made out of skin and cartilage

This is incredible, at this point it seems they can be baited into doing anything, no matter how damaging it would be for them.
And like others have said, the best part is they don't get that the features are just a bit exaggerated but it is still 100% May in those pictures. I guess kiwis not being able to tell the difference between them really triggered them lol.

i didnt even realize it confirms they both read here as a couple, so yeah that probably is her sock, sorry his. fuck imagine genuinely not knowing youre ugly and finding out because your porcine "fiance" blurted out that the second slightly tweaked pic of you was obviously too butt ugly to be your real face to any degree. and fuck imagine it coming from someone you used to rightfully right off as beneath you and too ugly and fat and lazy to fuck and who you thought would be head over heels for a dream come true out of his league mare.

 

[buttmunch]

The happy couple are NOT MAD about the discussion of fine as fuck Meigh's mannish features here:

whats she crying about? thats literally her face??? she cant help being ugly as sin, honestly what an idiot. thats the reason ralph wont marry her, very SAD if you think about it

 

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