DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dread Pirate Retard]

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Begging in full caps lol
"if you want to"

If you REALLY want to keep playing it then do it on your own time. If you want to treat your stream like a place of business then you need to be satisfying your customers' needs before your own.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If you REALLY want to keep playing it then do it on your own time. If you want to treat your stream like a place of business then you need to be satisfying your customers' needs before your own.

But he does jerk them off on stream.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

"Tonight's Halo infinite has received LOW support for several streams, so if you want it to stay in the rotation, you gotta buy in, you gotta support, okay? I'm just being transparent and honest here"

This is the most shameless shit I've heard him say recently. Dude doesn't think for a second how stupid and sleezy that phrase sounds but he keeps using it. Fuckin kill the Halo streams and end the suffering for everyone.

 

[LieLieFyre]

I miss when he used to feign being sick. Come on Phil I'm sure this holiday season you can get a sore throat. A man of your age can probably get a day off cause of debilitating arthritis.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Phil would be a terrible Jesus.

He would be the reverse of the last supper. He would betray them all.

"Judas why you trying to kiss me? I'M MARRIED STOOPID"

"Twitch why have you forsaken me? I did everything correct I did nothing wrong!"

"Alright lets get rid of those idiots. You should hear this 'OH PHIL CHRIST OF NAZARETH IS COMMITING BLASPHEMY' Shut up. Get a life"

"I don't know what happened to John the Baptist. He stopped talking to me and the next thing I know his head is on Herod's wife's silver platter. *divine snort* he knows I can raise people from dead if he wants that he can let me know my contact hasn't changed"

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Is he going to play it with fans? He promised he will.

No way in Hell he said he would do that for B4B a couple months ago and completely just brushed them off

 

[Lolidaki]

So this insanity arc, not bad.

- meat on the bone is too hard to deal and if you disagree it's cause you have an easy life.
- literally says he didn't use 2 cups of wine, claims recipe is wrong he did everything right and the recipe is bad which also some how an inanimate object overcooked it.
- SF anniversary collection got rollback net code for one match and it rewound his move he didn't do and gave the other person a "sure-ry-you-ken"
- "I LITERALLY DIDN'T DIE...."

I wonder what Halo has in store for us...

Halo peaked when he got banned for five mins for rage quitting in the recent collection and brokedown saying "well the game should work, this just means they think their shit doesn't stink", but I'm always up for more low tip bitching.

 

[KD6-3.7]

No way in Hell he said he would do that for B4B a couple months ago and completely just brushed them off

Yeah. Not gonna happen. Played Black Ops Cold many times this year and never played with members once. Every time someone asks he says he’s still learning the maps, and he’ll play with members when he learns the game. Such a pathetic excuse. Why would anyone have to “learn the game” before playing with others in a multiplayer shooter unless they are SUPER competitive and serious about it? He’s already playing with other people in the game anyway. His excuses are always so absurd and lack any logic whatsoever. He could make a ton of money if he did multiplayer streams with his chat. He could easily tell his chat he’d play a few matches with whoever tips $5 or $10 a pop, and his retarded wheelchairs would cough it up.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Yeah. Not gonna happen. Played Black Ops Cold many times this year and never played with members once. Every time someone asks he says he’s still learning the maps, and he’ll play with members when he learns the game. Such a pathetic excuse. Why would anyone have to “learn the game” before playing with others in a multiplayer shooter unless they are SUPER competitive and serious about it? He’s already playing with other people in the game anyway. His excuses are always so absurd and lack any logic whatsoever. He could make a ton of money if he did multiplayer streams with his chat. He could easily tell his chat he’d play a few matches with whoever tips $5 or $10 a pop, and his retarded wheelchairs would cough it up.

His many insecurities, fears and tisms won't allow him to do it. He knows he has no normal fans, a fact that would be 1000% confirmed if he ever allowed them to voicechat in a multiplayer game - but that's not what bothers him the most I think, I think he's afraid he'll get outplayed to a substantial degree which is something his extreme narcissism cannot allow under any circumstance. You think Wings got heated when he got clapped and said he hoped his opponents family would die in an automobile wreck? DSP would be 10 times worse, easily.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Yeah. Not gonna happen. Played Black Ops Cold many times this year and never played with members once. Every time someone asks he says he’s still learning the maps, and he’ll play with members when he learns the game. Such a pathetic excuse. Why would anyone have to “learn the game” before playing with others in a multiplayer shooter unless they are SUPER competitive and serious about it? He’s already playing with other people in the game anyway. His excuses are always so absurd and lack any logic whatsoever. He could make a ton of money if he did multiplayer streams with his chat. He could easily tell his chat he’d play a few matches with whoever tips $5 or $10 a pop, and his retarded wheelchairs would cough it up.

You're right in that he could make more money if he gave himself the opportunity (whether or not those people who want to team up are sleeper agents or not) to interact with his fans more. However how many times over the years has he said he'd do something more to give back to his fans/supporters, then it turns out he doesn't and then when people say he's broken a promise it's then almost immediately memory-holed and calls them a fucking idiot in response? probably over a thousand times at this point.

Yet when this happens, the same sort of people just seem to let this type of behaviour slide and the same cycle continues. Phil has unintentionally conditioned this strange phenomenon that that he could say one thing and contradict himself almost exactly after saying something and the majority of his viewers won't really question it, if they do it's normally the odd ones out in his chat and Phil uses this opportunity to single them out and shame them for even suggesting the proposition that Phil didn't do something he'd say he'd do. This is something that they all seem to be afraid off, it's fucking mind boggling at this point considering how he really hasn't changed in this aspect for over a decade but they seem to treat Phil as this big scary alpha, I know some attached fans can act a similar sort of way to other content creators, but with Phil it's so fucking strange I just don't really get this sort of respect they hold for him.

 

[BepsiLight]

20+ bucks patrons get a spot to play with him in Halo BTB. That's 11 patrons right there, at 20 bucks each that's 220 easy bucks. He can rotate regularly between matches so everyone gets a chance to play in the extremely unlikely situation he has more than 11 paypigs on standby.
If detractors want to throw 20 bucks at him to watch him dance then it's ok. I'd totally take 20 bucks from a stranger to be called a fat pedophile cuck married to a horse. Who gives a shit anyways? they will be sent to the shadow realm after the first squeak.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

but I'm always up for more low tip bitching.

Always the best part. Shit, don't even have to watch them because he's mentioning it every prestream and tweet before he even gets to it. Makes it even better.

Low tips+Salty Phil is the recipe for an entertaining stream.

 

[SojiroSakura]

His many insecurities, fears and tisms won't allow him to do it. He knows he has no normal fans, a fact that would be 1000% confirmed if he ever allowed them to voicechat in a multiplayer game - but that's not what bothers him the most I think, I think he's afraid he'll get outplayed to a substantial degree which is something his extreme narcissism cannot allow under any circumstance. You think Wings got heated when he got clapped and said he hoped his opponents family would die in an automobile wreck? DSP would be 10 times worse, easily.

Also one of the recent times he's played, he tried joining one of his mods but then pussy ran away when they were higher level than him. He can't handle anyone beating him in a game, no matter what.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I can't get over this, the resemblance is just too much. Jose is a genius.

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I'm seeing fucking double here...four pigs!

 

[Brother Wind]

I remember when RE4 came out, think I still have the old Nintendo Power issue where they dedicated maybe two entire pages in the review section just for that game, all of it universal praise (been years since I looked at it but I'm pretty sure it was 10/10 across the board).

Of course, the game is only good if you understand how to play it. Phil, of course, could make a stacked deck for Solitaire and still lose, he's so bad at games.

While its real good. Funny story, in case some of you weren't around at the time. RE4 was a Gamecube exclusive. And a big one. Resident Evil was huge at the time. It sold a lot of Playstations. So its like Final Fantasy X being announced as a Gamecube exclusive. Especially, because Capcom, like Square was a Turncoat on Nintendo. So you better bet your ass Nintendo, and thus Power whored this game out.

Fucking Capcom is hilarious tho.

Edit: INB4 Phil retells this story incorrectly

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

While its real good. Funny story, in case some of you weren't around at the time. RE4 was a Gamecube exclusive. And a big one. Resident Evil was huge at the time. It sold a lot of Playstations. So its like Final Fantasy X being announced as a Gamecube exclusive. Especially, because Capcom, like Square was a Turncoat on Nintendo. So you better bet your ass Nintendo, and thus Power whored this game out.

Fucking Capcom is hilarious tho.

Gamecube exclusive, and it has been ported to, what 11 or 12 systems at this point. Good old Capcom 5

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He's late to his own stream because he didn't set it up earlier. Not his fault though.

 

[Sup3r]

20+ bucks patrons get a spot to play with him in Halo BTB. That's 11 patrons right there, at 20 bucks each that's 220 easy bucks. He can rotate regularly between matches so everyone gets a chance to play in the extremely unlikely situation he has more than 11 paypigs on standby.
If detractors want to throw 20 bucks at him to watch him dance then it's ok. I'd totally take 20 bucks from a stranger to be called a fat pedophile cuck married to a horse. Who gives a shit anyways? they will be sent to the shadow realm after the first squeak.

But you aren't an overly paranoid old man with gout. Phil's constant isolation has left his ego so fragile that a minor inconvenience will leave him unable to function normally. Plus he's not as subtle about his hatred of his paypigs as he thinks and he always needs to be in control of a situation, especially since every guest he has on immediately becomes more popular than he is on his own stream.

Phil's 3 main factors in his decisions are ego, greed and laziness and he always seems to pick the motivation in a given situation. His pride will prevent him from making the most money (his refusal to return to twitch), his greed will always make him look worse than before (how the vest has made him an even bigger joke in his pursuit of easy money) and his laziness will have him refuse to make decisions that really would benefit him (if he had moved to YT when he was first departnered and convince all his 50 bit bitches to superchats he wouldn't have lost many of of his viewers, plus wouldn't have had the whole telling people to break Paypal TOS just to tip him).

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's late to his own stream because he didn't set it up earlier. Not his fault though.

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That is beyond pathetic. Especially after he was begtweeted how he loved the game. Guess he didn't 'buy in'.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Well it looks like Phil is still going to point a gun to this game and keep it hostage for more contributions. How much do you want to bet he's not going to mention anything about multiplayer with his supporters? and then start crying that he wants to play this game more yet people aren't chucking him enough pity bucks?

Edit: About 14 minutes into the stream, Phil said hello to Jay but didn't read the remainder of his message.

lmao and he just said this to Gorilla pimp just now, "stop spamming the chat man, you're being an asshole". I'm pretty sure I've only see him say this maybe one or two times, yeah Phil is not gonna tolerate that bullshit, fuck your demands!

Jay said something different this time, well Phil seems to keep himself well distanced from most of his members because he knows he's potentially associating with some retards and not only would he want to blame them because they'll drag him down even more then usual, but he'll throw out some of the usual excuses as well, the map is shit, can't hit with melee attacks, my grenades aren't killing, nothing I could do because my camera was "panning down" etc.

You know what Phil just try it right? it could be fun and you could get more support right?