DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
NursezillaX said:
Iced Cuck busted as Oro turtle?

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I doubt it, that's his whole game.

Even before it was covered in the leaked messages thread it was obvious, all those messages are for Kiwifarms / detractors and to make people speculate about him being other donors.

It's the same thing all over again, [insert GTA meme].

These tactics should screech at this point.
 
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Full Race Replay said:
I was brushing up on old lore and wanted to read the room a bit and ask what what you think about Phil claiming he and leanna broke up before the hospital emergency stream? It has to be bullshit. Phil said he and Leanna knew they would get trolled or something if they revealed they broke up so they didn’t reveal it yet. Was Phil going to pretend to be engaged forever? And what reason would Phil suddenly go ahead and reveal leanna dumped his ass immediately after the hospital disaster stream?
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In the debunk stream, Phil claims that it wasn't long after they moved in together that the magic died and they were more roommates than romantic partners. Kind of makes sense when you look at him waking her up to make dinner when she was sick and his many complaints of Leanna's shit everywhere. Pure speculation but I think Phil didn't want to marry Leanna because once they were married she would then want to have kids and Phil hates kids.

I don't think it really bothered Phil that he and Leanna were basically roommates. Leanna cooked his food and cleaned the house while Phil got to sit around in his pajamas and play video games all day. I don't think Leanna liked it as much as Phil did. She had to do all the work around the house while Phil ignored her. She was even wearing a fake engagement ring when she left the house because she felt embarrassed.

Phil announced the break-up because Phil back then overshared everything. The hospital stuff seemed to be the last straw and Leanna moved out. Phil has no friends in real life and he needed to tell someone about it so he told the Internet.

It's my personal opinion that Phil was shocked that Leanna would leave him and he tried his best to manipulate her to coming back. Not because he loved her, but because he didn't know how to cook his own dinner and do his laundry. This is why even after they broke up, he continued to let her drive the BMW and he paid her cell phone bill.

In his Twitlonger about the break-up, Phil said it was mutual and they are still great friends and talk all the time. He said how much happier he was now that he was single. He had so much more freedom. He could get so much more work done now. We know that this is obviously not true. I don't know how he thought this was going to win Leanna back, but for a minute, this was his game plan. It wasn't until after he started talking to Kat that he switched to sad boy mode, posting his microwave dinners and saying how hard it is to be alone.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
I doubt it, that's his whole game.

Even before it was covered in the leaked messages thread it was obvious, all those messages are for Kiwifarms / detractors and to make people speculate about him being other donors.

It's the same thing all over again, [insert GTA meme].

These tactics should screech at this point.
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Yeah, I haven't ever really followed the other threads about who's larping as who, so was genuinely unsure, but the thought that he'd do something like that purposely to try and fuel speculation def crossed my mind haha
 
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General rule of thumb: If the donator has been around prior to 2020, they're not gonna be OIC. That goes for Silent Bob, Oro Turtle, Swagginz, etc.

Unless he's impersonating them because his fiancee is asleep and his dog is asleep and he's already finished lifting 4 hours of weights and trading all his crypto in his apartment, so it's the only reasonable thing to do at that point.
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
Yeah. Not gonna happen. Played Black Ops Cold many times this year and never played with members once. Every time someone asks he says he’s still learning the maps, and he’ll play with members when he learns the game. Such a pathetic excuse. Why would anyone have to “learn the game” before playing with others in a multiplayer shooter unless they are SUPER competitive and serious about it? He’s already playing with other people in the game anyway. His excuses are always so absurd and lack any logic whatsoever. He could make a ton of money if he did multiplayer streams with his chat. He could easily tell his chat he’d play a few matches with whoever tips $5 or $10 a pop, and his retarded wheelchairs would cough it up.
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It makes even less sense because, unless you're playing with another premade group, you typically do a lot better playing as a team because you're more coordinated, even if people aren't particularly great at the game. When Phil played Apex Legends (?) with his mod and that other dude, they were still doing okay even with Phil trying to play solo just because they were in a chat together.

I do think there's some validity to him being worried about trolls because Phil is worried about trolls in every aspect of his life. But like you/others have pointed out, it's such an easy way to make money. For someone as paranoid as Phil, I think the simplest solution is make it a Patreon perk and slap it behind an additional membership wall, so you'd have to be a patreon for 3 months or whatever at the $50 tier to play a game with Phil. Dentheads would absolutely line up for that. Really, the biggest problem would be OIC trying to figure out how to play as 3 different accounts.

But I also agree the other reason he doesn't is because he can't stand being upstaged, and I'd guess the majority of his paypigs are better at video games. There's also the risk of them providing better commentary, which seems likely given the extremely low bar Phil sets. Again, any basic coordination is automatically better commentary because all Phil manages is dead air and complaints.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
I'm loving the rabid use of beg-tweets as of late. Phil's Twitter is basically just a one-way begging platform. The only reason a fan would click on his Twitter is to either a) check the autism schedule or b) see if he needs help with tips. It's fucking hilarious. :story:
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"I'd argue", you'd have 0 reasons to look at his Twitter, even as a fan.

1) his schedule is repeated a mind-numbing number of times a day

2) he always needs support, begging is obsolete at this point, you just assume he needs money

His Twitter is a vortex of blatant begging, the occasional clout-chasing effort (calling Kojima "sir" and trying to kiss his ass, getting owned by the Adam Pacciti wrestling guy), and a miserable landslide of schedules, so counter-productive (audio schedule & the worst designed schedule image to exist) that it's kind of impressive being this bad at running a social media
 
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Anony said:
I love these "clearly talking about somebody but not addressing them directly like the biggest pussy in the universe" tweets.
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He can't really address them because they either don't exist, and are a fictional concept of everyone he hates, or because if he name-drops them we'd figure out he's wrong about what he's saying. Also yea, he's a massive coward for someone who wants to stir up beef all the time
 
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
Yeah I watched it, and as a huge fan of the game it breaks my heart a little bit to watch Phil play this.

The games controls are just fine, they are tank but works really well when you know what you are doing, and the game does a good job at preparing the player for most of the challenges.

The siege cabin can be a bitch the first time you play it, but Phil straight up just sucks. Back in the day he shot Louis so many times that Louis killed Phil.

King of retro my ass, gonna stop now before I go into top hat country.
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I replayed RE4 this Halloween and the controls are clunky at first but I got used to them pretty quickly I think. I played a normal and then hard difficulty campaign and I had 8 deaths in the first one, most of which in the first chapter when I was still fumbling with the controls, and I had no deaths on hard difficulty. The conclusion is thus: the controls are a bit outdated but when you get used to them they feel okay, it's not like the OG RE games which feel like you're still fighting with the control scheme at points even after you mastered the game. The encounters in RE4 also work quite well with the controls. You don't have that much agility because you can't walk and attack at the same time so most enemies are also sluggish, and even then you've got a lot of options of dealing with them in various situations, even in ones which would be a death sentence in other games like when you're getting swarmed and are backed up against a corner you can just shoot one in the head or leg to stun them, run up to them and then do a spinning kick which hits everyone in range, not just the stunned zombie, and knocks them down, letting you run past them.

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Oh look, "I'LL NEVER GIVE UP!" tweet #1651
 
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
So we all know that DSP likes to try and brand himself and his stream as a place with a fun, chill, mature and intelligent atmosphere. So let's have a little look at his chimpout during the last "podcast":


Oh boy bitbitwawseome you are fucking so stupid.

"But Phil is only gonna watch his own videos that's the kicker."

Yes in a retrospective event about my content I only watch my own videos, because it's my content you fucking moron.

Oh my god why are you so dumb sometimes, because you want me to be toxic, you want me to watch detractor of people who say nasty shit about me and my family to upset me. No we're not doing that because I'm not a jackass like you, you fucking idiot.

Because I know it's what you are talking about you're being a moron, shut the fuck up, Jesus man.
(In a mocking voice) "Phil won't watch toxic insulting content about himself during his own marathon" (end of mocking voice), no stupid.

Son Robin did a two dollar super chat that says ”let's cheer up Phil and donate”. That is not what this is about at all, uh in any way shape or form although support for the channel obviously would help me and put me in a good mood, I mean that's common sense.

Um, it's not about oh Phil had a bad dinner at Christmas and now so let's contribute that's ridiculous. You want to contribute, contribute because you like the content, you like that I'm back from break, and you're ready to have a chill and fun time with me today and you want to support that effort. Do it for the right reasons, okay.

So in 1 minute and 16 seconds he went from being really toxic to being in a better mood at the sight of money, but still feeling the need to clarify what "propper" support is.

The red words are what mom Susan bliped out in captions and the orange is just run of the mill derogatory words. That's 7 censored plus 5 derogatory. In a rant about not being toxic.

I don't give a shit about the words people use, but I'm not on the internet trying to make a living trying to brand myself as Mr. Positive family friendly gaymer guy.

He could just have said: " No I'm not going to be watching other peoples content as this is a retrospective about my content, maybe I can look into doing something like you suggest in the future".

But Phil just couldn't let an opportunity for being a toxic asshole slip by.
This is why he will never grow a following.
Any normal person walking into his little bubble will either get the fuck out within 10 minutes, or at some point ask something innocent because they don't know all the lore and the phonebook of forbidden words and subjects the get talked down to and banned.

To anyone reading this far: Thank you for humoring me and my tism and attending my TedTalk.
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You sir

Are doing the Tism'Lords work

This is why I joined this site 😂
 
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