Shameless. That's why I disagree with people that think Phil is just a fat stupid asshole. This guy knows what he's doing when he say shit like this, or put a random Jasper pic in his Twitter, or when he raises the tips goal, etc.
He does, but he's also so bad at REALLY pulling it all off, because if he was good, he wouldn't be a lolcow. He wouldn't have so many detractor channels, he wouldn't have TIHYDP, he wouldn't have his section here on the Farms. He would be more like Ellen DeGeneres, who operated as a cunt for years under the radar and made so much more money and gained so much more fame. Phil is a piece of shit because of what he TRIES to do, and idiot because of what he fails to do, which is also the sinister things he attempts, taking a lot of the sharpness out of his bite, if you will.
Like I've said, he sucks even at sucking. His harping on tips every stream actually LOWERS the amount of whaling he gets to do on Champions. His dress up game gives us ammo to dunk on him with. His denial of some many realities does that a hundred fold. The list just goes on.
Hate Phil for grifting tards, but never forget that he could be doing so much better for himself and so much worse for others if he weren't a tard himself. Trust me, one day when he's homeless, you'll see what I mean. There's a reason I can assert that with confidence, but can't with Ellen. That bitch gonna die rich. lol
Dave keeps yapping on about growth and its fucking infuriating because he's just wasting oxygen, Phill you dumbass there isn't going to be some mega comeback you are going to have to rely on 4 to 6 people till you die
On the bright side, it shows that he knows his situation is shit, and is going to keep failing to do the rigt thing about it. Which is good, because the more he fucks up the more we get to laugh at him getting what has been coming to him for a long time.
Phil thinks he dodged the worst by securing his Chapter 7, but he's wrong.
The reason I am so skeptical of what Phil says here is because all of it is just to cover his ass and not make him look like a bitch who got dumped because he revealed private information.
Phil is never more obviously lying than when we know certain facts and he flips them around. For example, he lied and said Leanna was the one not putting out and so he HAD to jack off, which led to The Incident. Complete opposite of what we KNOW is true, because his own footage of Leanna with her ass in the air and him going "Huh?", like he does every time he plays a video game, proves that she was honest when she said he didn't fuck her enough.
So for him to claim that he felt unsatisfied with the living arrangement because they felt like roommates is automatically horse shit. That's exactly what he is with Kat. It's what he wants, it's what Leanna didn't, and so when she walked out on his stupid ass he tried to save face by flipping things around in his favor. The magic died because of her, he wasn't getting any because of her, nothing was his fault at all, like usual.
And he does it by telling bold-faced lies easily debunked with his own readily-available history. This is why I can only get so infuriated by Phil, his ineptitude ensures that no matter how low he stoops, it just lowers his rep and gets him one step closer to losing everything. He'll never be like Ellen, who is safe from his kind of fate, even after getting exposed. He really believes he's unstoppable and immortal, but really, he's the nakedest and most vulnerable he has ever been, and he has himself to thank for that.
