TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

I hope she meant that none of her employees knew that she was making the ulitimate sad post, not that none of them knew they're going to be out of a job because this would be a pretty nasty way to find that out.
Nothing quite says privilege like stealthily and suddenly putting half a dozen of people out of a job just because you got dunked on once. Even your cartoon factory-owning fat cats give relevant reasons for laying off their workers.
 
I say this as an on and off fan of Lindsay's going back to the NC days - that post was seriously disturbing. She has completely fucking lost it. I thought she'd lost it last year but this is much, much, much worse than I thought.

The thing is - she did ignore one of her Twitter scandals --- one that should have been much worse for her by various Twitter idiot metrics. It was that idiotic Harriett Tubman tweet. And guess what? People forgot it within days and kept forgetting it until she brought it up again.

What's amazing is not long ago Todd was touting her as a reliable source of guidance on handling social media backlash/cancelling and he chided someone for not taking her advice --- to keep quiet and not respond.

So she had a grasp on this at one point. She's lost it. Along with her mind, I guess.

Edit because of a typo but fuck it also: the reference to Britney Spears was some class A bullshit. Spears literally had all of her civil rights stripped away throughout what should have been the prime of her life. And it was her own family did it. She's been the victim of actual stalking, public vilification, and abuse of both her physical and mental health going back to her childhood. She had full blown international headlines being blamed for stumbling when a flashbulb went off in her face. The press not only endangered her life, but her children's. These are Not. Equivalent. Situations.
 
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Oh man, not gonna lie, I don't know if my grin or my erection is bigger from reading that.

Even now the cunt has to play the victim, and christ, the audacity to compare herself to Isabel Fall.

Bitch, Fall wrote a great work of military scifi and the same crowd you desperately wanted to join tried to lynch her for it. And you didn't say a goddamned word in her defense.

You made a rascist comment on Twitter, and got pissy when people called you out on it after taking your shit for years.

You were one of the key people who CREATED this monster Lindsay. You were PROUD to be a part of it, and poured gasoline on every pyre they built for targets far less deserving of contempt than you.

And now that the beast has turned on you, you howl and weep. A little pressure and the paper tyrant crumbles. That is beneath contempt - you made the beast, have some goddamned dignity while it tears you to pieces.

If this really was the worst year of your career I can only hope it gets worse from here.

The Internet, YouTube, PBS, and trad publishing will all be better places for your absence.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
I hate to use the word iconic because it's so watered down now, but it's appropriate. This smug cunt was the very face of feminism for over half a decade, and just as with all those other unfuckables claiming that the N in LGBT stands for "not like other girls", she has been thrown in the trash once her usefulness was over. What this means is that feminism is "officially" cancelled in terms of social media in lieu of trannysim and kid diddling, and as such there will be for a long time a wandering pod of nomadic landwhales looking for a new home. A few terf hold outs will remain like guerillas in an occupied nation, but on the whole Lindsey's internet suicide marks the end of an era.
 
why would you wanna see this with real dicks?
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The best part?

Ten years from now, that will be the sum total of her artistic legacy in the popular consciousness.

A few dusty books in thrift stores, a dead YouTube channel, a Patreon that makes Spoony's look healthy, and a barren womb and a full wine cellar.

And a gif of her taking hot dogs to the face. Shared by the world... forever.
 
I wonder how long it'll be before Wine Aunt comes crawling back. She's too addicted to the attention and the sound of her own voice to stay out of the spotlight very long.

LOLOL. Then she has the nerve to cry "why did people weep for Britney but not meeeeeee?"

Maybe because Britney was kept a prisoner in her own home, mentally abused and financially exploited by the people around her, and was legally under her father's thumb for 13 years, unable to even have children on his say so? Meanwhile, Lindsay's "problems" were that people said mean things about her online and her vodka delivery service couldn't keep up with her. BOO HOO.

And then she wonders why people hate her and look forward to her fucking off from social media. BYE BITCH
I really hope she stays off for a while, She sounds like even more of a snowflake with this sob story, but what happened exactly to her recently to launch this TL:DR Internet resignation? Was it ‘bullying’ by the patriarchy on Twitter?
 
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