US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Nobody believes the entire right is anti-vax for general vaccines right now.

Yes they do.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Yes they do.

Correction: Nobody sane believes that.

 

[The Nothingness]

The year in US politics courtesy of Mister Metokur.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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>Grown adult
They keep using those words. Is this the new deflecting statement?

These people clearly have no self-awareness. They spend their entire fucking lives on Twitter criticizing other people, and now that "right wingers" found a catch-phrase to make fun of the President (who rightfully deserves to be mocked), they all of a sudden take the moral ground and act like the CENSORED version of "Fuck Joe Biden" is literally the worst thing any human being can say.

Here's a hot take: Actual "adults" don't spend their lives online word policing everyone else because it might hurt other's fee-fees. Maybe try that for once.

 

[The Ugly One]

It's asking too much of them to suddenly say, "ok, everyone's getting Covid now but it's okay because it's not bad!" after years of fear porn and death statistics and expect them to go along with it. There are still retards out there who think a Omicron death surge is imminent. They'll all still vote blue of course but I could see "Biden killed us so the capitalists can make a quick buck!" depressing voter turnout in midterms, exactly when the Dems need record turnout.

People won't be getting the fear porn any more, because the media will carry water for whatever the administration wants. Without constant histrionics about DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AWAITS YOU THIS CHRISTMAS, people's attention will wander. They'll have some new thing to whip their base into a hysterical frenzy.

 

[Billy Beer]

Why do the aliens have to be coming to Earth for war, peace, mining, elements or to study us?

What if we're just a beautiful looking planet with rare occurences like Northern Lights, Eclipses, tides etc. Maybe they're just coming here to chill?

"Yo glrop, what u doin for spring brek, son?"
"I is gunna go chill on erf, init. Maybe take in some volcanoes, get high and watch the dolphins"
"Sound, lad"

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

>Grown adult
They keep using those words. Is this the new deflecting statement?

These people clearly have no self-awareness. They spend their entire fucking lives on Twitter criticizing other people, and now that "right wingers" found a catch-phrase to make fun of the President (who rightfully deserves to be mocked), they all of a sudden take the moral ground and act like the CENSORED version of "Fuck Joe Biden" is literally the worst thing any human being can say.

Here's a hot take: Actual "adults" don't spend their lives online word policing everyone else because it might hurt other's fee-fees. Maybe try that for once.

The real reason that this particular incident pisses them off is that it very publically (and hilariously) exposed the "most votes evah" president for the dimwitted dementia patient that he is. If Biden had responded with basically anything but "Let's go Brandon. I agree!", the seething would have been over pretty quickly.

 

[Meat Target]

The real reason that this particular incident pisses them off is that it exposed the "most votes evah" president for the dimwitted dementia patient that he is. If Biden had responded with basically anything but "Let's go Brandon. I agree!", the seething would have been over pretty quickly.

In addition, "Let's Go Brandon" is a direct quote from their own media mouthpieces hopelessly trying to salvage an embarrassing moment with an even more embarrassing "don't believe your lying ears".

A benign shitpost has now been officially declared "a cancer to Our Democracy" by a congressman (Archive).

"How DARE you damn dirty peasants obliquely insult your betters!"

You cannot have this many sticks up your ass and have long-term prospects. Take a fucking joke, you Puritans.

This is why I don't think liberalism is sustainable. The side that enjoys themselves usually wins. The thin-skinned, professionally offended pearl clutchers seldom inherit the earth.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Which I never understood the DNC clearly bribes certain celebrities into surpporting them. Why the right or the RNC never tried that before is beyond.

Because that wouldn't be proper and respectable! I wouldn't wanna sit round the bbq with someone who was bribing people. We may be getting slaughtered 24/7/365 but at least I got Muh Conservative Principles!

 

[mold]

Nobody believes the entire right is anti-vax for general vaccines right now. Stop it.

I have had a semi-professional interest in the history of the anti-vaccination movement since the late 90s. You might be interested to know that it is impossible to get reliable data on how large it is. It's undercollected by medicine and extremely discouraged in anthropology and sociology departments. When you see data in the popular press about how many antivaxers there are, that data not only includes everyone who refuses *any vaccination* for their child but also anyone who simply delays *any vaccination.*

I don't know how to explain this without positing deliberate construction of propaganda. If so, I think one of the reasons it's such a catastrophe is that it wasn't originally intended as a slam on "the right." If this is all true, I think the goals of the people who originally constructed it were about eroding medical autonomy, and they wanted to start this by separating children's medical rights from parental authority. In the 90s it would not have been clear that the people who would be puting up the most resistance to this in 30 years would be "the right."

But also this is a super crazy idea and can't be real.

 

[Terrifik]

keekeW

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1471525562602733572

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live in the bubble

 

[tehpope]

My guess is that the best way to start clamping down on them is to simply stop reporting on COVID case numbers, and ban the epidemiologist grifters from Twitter. With this, the COVID fear cycle is broken, and things can start being wound down. Fauci gets trotted out with a NDA and a fat pension, and we get a new no-namer as his replacement.

Can Fauci get kicked upstairs? That's what I would expect. But I don't think he has anywhere to go but down, from the position he's currently in. He's been in his position since the 80s. I'm not sure he won't go down without a fight. I can see the media getting a ban on any interviews with Fauci.

>Grown adult
They keep using those words. Is this the new deflecting statement?

These people clearly have no self-awareness. They spend their entire fucking lives on Twitter criticizing other people, and now that "right wingers" found a catch-phrase to make fun of the President (who rightfully deserves to be mocked), they all of a sudden take the moral ground and act like the CENSORED version of "Fuck Joe Biden" is literally the worst thing any human being can say.

Here's a hot take: Actual "adults" don't spend their lives online word policing everyone else because it might hurt other's fee-fees. Maybe try that for once.

Stephen Colbert literally called Trump "Putin's cockholster" on nation television. People on twitter constantly theorized Trump was into some sick shit. But they flip their lid over "Let's Go Brandon". Its because they're losing control.

 

[potato fan]

To be fair the only kid I can think of who does that is probbly being told what to do by her parents.

lol some of those are funny

 

[Salubrious]

Can Fauci get kicked upstairs? That's what I would expect. But I don't think he has anywhere to go but down, from the position he's currently in. He's been in his position since the 80s. I'm not sure he won't go down without a fight. I can see the media getting a ban on any interviews with Fauci.

Those FOIA documents came out, basically implicating Fauci directly funding the research that created COVID, and nobody even blinked. In less than a week, anyone that brought it up was a right-wing conspiracy theorist.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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True, but you can't convince me that stuff like this isn't weird.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Of course, there's always the issue of blue states high on their own supply continuing to push mandates and restrictions, but that's something that even Biden has realized is likely out of the Federal government's hands. For all intents and purposes, the pandemic is already over throughout the vast majority of the world. There might also be an issue if the rumors of the pandemic being used to hide the Great Reset/financial bubble are true, but that's their problem for using a coronavirus to push along the mass realignment of society and economy.

That's why COVID will still remain a political issue. Also, COVID is necessary to keep mail-in ballots so states like California can continue to easily fortify their elections and for the governors to retain emergency powers. As long as businesses continue to enforce mask mandates, COVID can't be ignored and become a loser issue in everywhere but state politics. Likewise, the economy and supply chain crisis will still be around because California doesn't respond to economic pressures.

 

[Gehenna]

That's why COVID will still remain a political issue. Also, COVID is necessary to keep mail-in ballots so states like California can continue to easily fortify their elections and for the governors to retain emergency powers. As long as businesses continue to enforce mask mandates, COVID can't be ignored and become a loser issue in everywhere but state politics. Likewise, the economy and supply chain crisis will still be around because California doesn't respond to economic pressures.

California doesn't need Covid for mail-in ballots, the only places that 'need' covid for that are... Purple and Red states. And yah, not working well there.

Correction: Accidentally said the wrong color.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Those FOIA documents came out, basically implicating Fauci directly funding the research that created COVID, and nobody even blinked. In less than a week, anyone that brought it up was a right-wing conspiracy theorist.

And again, RFK Jr. wrote a book exposing Fauci so hard that, in a serious country, would have seen that wop executed. But, alas...

Fauci, nor anyone with a modicum of authority excoriated in that book have yet to come after the man legally (media already calls him a conspiracy theorist; and refuse to debate him) for what, when seen in a normie boilerplate view, is an exposé (that should be required reading for normies to wannabe coof historians).

 

[jje100010001]

That's why COVID will still remain a political issue. Also, COVID is necessary to keep mail-in ballots so states like California can continue to easily fortify their elections and for the governors to retain emergency powers. As long as businesses continue to enforce mask mandates, COVID can't be ignored and become a loser issue in everywhere but state politics. Likewise, the economy and supply chain crisis will still be around because California doesn't respond to economic pressures.

Yeah, having California occupy 1/2 of the Pacific coast and most of its prime land was a bad idea in the long run, though I don't think that Californians even as late as the 80s would have thought that things would have gone this way.

I wonder now what the private sector has in mind for the pandemic in the long-term- will it end up creating a useless corporate admin branch like the recent 'diversity' departments, or will this ultimately be a thing in passing?

The private sector is evolving, and the road ahead is still fairly fuzzy. Dynamics point to remote working as the path forward, the execs still seem to want people to come into the office.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Yeah, having California occupy 1/2 of the Pacific coast and most of its prime land was a bad idea in the long run, though I don't think that Californians even as late as the 80s would have thought that things would have gone this way.

I wonder now what the private sector has in mind for the pandemic in the long-term- will it end up creating a useless corporate admin branch like the recent 'diversity' departments, or will this ultimately be a thing in passing?

The private sector is evolving, and the road ahead is still fairly fuzzy. Dynamics point to remote working as the path forward, the execs still seem to want people to come into the office.

Well, no one could have expected California to be this retarded even 10 years ago. I'm no fan of Brown, but he was pragmatic enough to let some regulations slide if the crisis was severe enough, like when there was a summer gas shortage and he had to authorize the winter blend. Newsom doesn't care, and apparently neither do Californians.

The execs are going to lose against remote work due to increasing gas prices and (understandable) reluctance to raise wages. Remote work IS the compromise even though its efficacy is suspect. Sure, employers can try to replace everyone with Indians, but then they're the ones that have to talk to those Indians to get the job done. Good luck finishing that project that's more complicated than tech support.