DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[REGENDarySumanai]

I think DSP has brainwashed himself over the years to think he's a positive force and, due to his complete lack of self-awareness, is blind to the fact that he's one of the most toxic people on the internet. It all ties in with his e-hermit lifestyle, where he's literally talking to himself 8 hours a day, 6 days a week (let that sink in for a moment...), blocking any and all criticism, constantly retconning stuff from the past and coming up with up new "facts" that make him look good as a person. At some point the lies have become something he genuinely believes to be true, simply because he has repeated them so often.

I mean, it literally only takes a single "slow" stream for the real DSP to rear its head, and fling his toxic bullshit towards his one and only friend; the camera. In his own mind, this is him taking care of his "business" by begging and trying to defend it against anyone who has the audacity to have even the slightest form of criticism, but 90% of the people who are watching are seeing an angry near-40-year-old man who is living inside a self-made fantasy world, constantly running away from the harsh reality.

It's a sad story when you think about it, really.

He's like Boogie in that regard. People think that Francis is a persona of his, but Francis is the real Boogie while the Mr. Rogers of the Internet moniker is a charade.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Wait a second. Maybe. Just maybe. He just got the news that his family wrote him out of their wills and told him to fuck off until he gets his shit together. I know it's but i REALLY hope it's that.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Wait a second. Maybe. Just maybe. He just got the news that his family wrote him out of their wills and told him to fuck off until he gets his shit together. I know it's but i REALLY hope it's that.

When was the "5-year plan" promise and does it expire this week?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

ehh I dunno if it's Lindsey Ellis quitting, I thought she just disappeared into obscurity already, I don't care enough to look into her, hey phil, you should practice that sometime you know not pretending you know everything about something you couldn't give two shits about.

this was a 1 am gin tweet, when did she announce he departure from youtube cause everyone cares? He did get some email yesterday that distracted him, which yes I know he gets distracted by weather and traffic. Could it be Youtube backlog of reports is catching up and he got a warning or something telling him they're looking into "phil's a...naw I shouldn't...Phils-a-nigger"? Do they even do that?

Did he drink so much that he got a moment of self awarness realizing that he is a racist toxic peice of shit who takes advantage of mentally and physically disabled people so in that short moment before he killed those feelings with more booze so we got those 2 tweets cause he literally has no one to talk to.

Ah but it's probably another desperate attempt to get some kind of online validation or attention since the holiday poking the PDP, Keem and RTU bees nest didn't work now the "look at me I'm not depressed".

Ya know I always felt that not even he would get so desperate for attention he would go down the "mai depression, I might an hero, but I won't, will I, I dunno cryptic tweet" road but ehhh.....in a year or 2...

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

One of Phil's most blatant cult-like mentality is this "pahsitive" bullshit.

Everything is positive! The streams are positive, the chat is positive, YOU are positive! Be positive now and watch this positive kahntent, because we need to be positive because trolls are not positive.

Shameless. That's why I disagree with people that think Phil is just a fat stupid asshole. This guy knows what he's doing when he say shit like this, or put a random Jasper pic in his Twitter, or when he raises the tips goal, etc.

Phil definitely knows what he's doing with his cult. It may be foolish clownery in many ways, but he's found a way to make money online and that's what he cares about most.

Phil also tolerates the detractors because he knows they make him more money. Today, it's a click on the copyright page and he could quickly have every restreamer, and the highlight channels like Snort Burnell nuked.

 

[SupSilver]

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I am waiting on the "I need help building a retirement fund!" stream in 40+ years, the one where he asks his viewers, his nurse (funded by stream donations and stream shoutouts) and Jasper 5, to donate $1+ million so that he can retire.

Another day, another triumphant tweet arguing his relevance by assertion alone, with replies blocked, where he will ignore all dissenting opinions even if they directly come to him and give him money so it can't be denied he saw them.

He may as well be team rocket in pokemon because he just does the same dumb shit over and over

 

[Michael Richards]

i love how he brags about how his situation will never change, he is incapable of getting help or improving and that he will always be out here panhandling no matter what happens. everybody knows dude. thats the joke

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Phil definitely knows what he's doing with his cult. It may be foolish clownery in many ways, but he's found a way to make money online and that's what he cares about most.

Phil also tolerates the detractors because he knows they make him more money. Today, it's a click on the copyright page and he could quickly have every restreamer, and the highlight channels like Snort Burnell nuked.

Know what makes him more of a cult leader? The underlings who perform acts of disinformation and doxing, know who else does shit like that to people who get out of line with the cult? The Scientologists that's who and they even have a name they're called the squirrel busters look em' up on youtube if Phil could pull that off he would.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

When the dumb bitch unplugged his internet and no one could figure it out for 3 days.

As @David Davidson said on bird app this looks like Phil trying to get ahead of upcoming issues with the cultists. Just in time to sour his New Year new me bullshit he will try and pull off.

Or Phil did it himself and blamed her. Not one to defend Kat, but any time Phil throws somebody else under the bus, my bullshit detector goes ballistic. Especially since Kat is supposed to be somebody he loves, yet he has no hesitation to put her on blast when no one would know otherwise that she supposedly fucked up unless he said something. I mean just think about the number of things she fucked up according to him, and think about WHY we know about it: Phil running his mouth, every single time.

Not to mention the things he blamed on Leanna that we know were HIM.

He's like Boogie in that regard. People think that Francis is a persona of his, but Francis is the real Boogie while the Mr. Rogers of the Internet moniker is a charade.

Except Boogie was able to operate like that for years undetected, while Phil blew himself out long ago, and the only reason his rep isn't worse with the majority of people who have heard of him is because he fucked up his own relevance long ago too. That's why Boogie eclipses him, he became a bigger deal before he became transparent.

 

[DZoomer]

What I find particularly funny when Phil talks/tweets about how he "WON'T ALLOW PEOPLE TO CANCEL HIM" or "WILL NEVER GIVE UP" is that it's so absolutely retarded that he thinks he's somehow strong for doing that.

"I will not give up my grift that allows me to get an income of 100k+ dollars a year doing nothing special, while being a professional useless person who would probably struggle to get a job with a salary that could give me half of what I'm earning, while having to work way harder".

That's how I read Phil's spiel about "not giving up". There's no merit in not giving up something that's a privilege, piggy. Most us cyber-terrorists kiwifarts would be very willing to be "hated on" by randos on the internet in exchange for the amount of money you get. For playing videogames.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What I find particularly funny when Phil talks/tweets about how he "WON'T ALLOW PEOPLE TO CANCEL HIM" or "WILL NEVER GIVE UP" is that it's so absolutely retarded that he thinks he's somehow strong for doing that.

The funny part is that he would have no control over it. While he thinks he does now, it's just that no one gives enough of a shit about him. He has failed to realize he doesn't have the control at all.......just ask twitch.

 

[Poo Twister]

He's going to beat you over the head with meaningful content. It doesn't matter if you want it, it's not about you. He's going to ram that positive meaningful content down your fucking throat.

Welcome to Lost Judgement guys.

 

[YokuNama]

It's genuinely saddening to think of these poor bastards who are born with their lives fucked. They did nothing wrong. There was nothing they could do. And they probably get shit for it from assholes every day.

Then they find Phil.

And his life is also fucked. And he says that he "did nothing wrong". And he says "there was nothing i could do". And he is fighting the asshole "detractors".

And they think "At last, I've found a kindred spirit". Finally someone who speaks for them.

And it's all a fucking scam.

A grift to fund the lifestyle of a greedy, degenerate, lying, toxic, soul-less, drunken, fuckwit.

Exactly the kind of asshole that would laugh at them in real life, if they weren't lining his pockets.

And they are simply too messed up to see it.

What a fucking life.

Happy New Year, everyone!!

It's really psychopathic to be honest. Manipulating these sad souls who didn't do anything to deserve their handicaps all because he's too lazy and stubborn to do anything else with his life.

Blowing their reduced time on this planet and money they receive from family and the government to aid on their bloated medical bills on fucking wrestling .JPEGs, booze, food, and video games for himself.

What a fucking life indeed..

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I am waiting on the "I need help building a retirement fund!" stream in 40+ years, the one where he asks his viewers, his nurse (funded by stream donations and stream shoutouts) and Jasper 5, to donate $1+ million so that he can retire.

If Phil did anything during his 13 year "legacy", he was the pioneer on how to cancel yourself.

"Betrayed by those I trust in the past"

IT'S BEEN 6 YEARS AND HE'S STILL TALKING ABOUT JOHN RAMBO. Rambo hasn't uttered a word about DSP since that video him and Howard made, and the only reason he keeps bringing them up is because he knows he fucked that relationship up. "They never told me they had a grudge about anything, how was I suppose to know?"

Sure, Phil.

I mean, it literally only takes a single "slow" stream for the real DSP to rear its head, and fling his toxic bullshit towards his one and only friend; the camera. In his own mind, this is him taking care of his "business" by begging and trying to defend it against anyone who has the audacity to have even the slightest form of criticism, but 90% of the people who are watching are seeing an angry near-40-year-old man who is living inside a self-made fantasy world, constantly running away from the harsh reality.

It's a sad story when you think about it, really.

It's not a sad story. In DSP's words when he needs to assure his audience that he didn't just lie or scam them:

"That's just life"

And as far as the real DSP coming out during the "slow" streams. All anyone has to do is go look at the ending of his Forza playthrough when he made $9 in tips but received $200 in superchats hours before.

 

[Agent Proper]

Or Phil did it himself and blamed her. Not one to defend Kat, but any time Phil throws somebody else under the bus, my bullshit detector goes ballistic. Especially since Kat is supposed to be somebody he loves, yet he has no hesitation to put her on blast when no one would know otherwise that she supposedly fucked up unless he said something. I mean just think about the number of things she fucked up according to him, and think about WHY we know about it: Phil running his mouth, every single time.

Not to mention the things he blamed on Leanna that we know were HIM.

Ruined meals, showers, and vacuums, yet nothing is ever on him, unless he can spin it (see depression and jerking off)


Phil into the some of the deepest parts of narcissistic behavior I've ever seen. He has short arms and deep pockets in every aspect of life, he is a me first, greasy faggot who happens to attract some of the most autism on the internet.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

What I find particularly funny when Phil talks/tweets about how he "WON'T ALLOW PEOPLE TO CANCEL HIM" or "WILL NEVER GIVE UP" is that it's so absolutely retarded that he thinks he's somehow strong for doing that.

"I will not give up my grift that allows me to get an income of 100k+ dollars a year doing nothing special, while being a professional useless person who would probably struggle to get a job with a salary that could give me half of what I'm earning, while having to work way harder".

That's how I read Phil's spiel about "not giving up". There's no merit in not giving up something that's a privilege, piggy. Most us cyber-terrorists kiwifarts would be very willing to be "hated on" by randos on the internet in exchange for the amount of money you get. For playing videogames.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

He may as well be team rocket in pokemon because he just does the same dumb shit over and over

At least James and Jessie were somewhat likeable and entertaining.

Or Phil did it himself and blamed her. Not one to defend Kat, but any time Phil throws somebody else under the bus, my bullshit detector goes ballistic. Especially since Kat is supposed to be somebody he loves, yet he has no hesitation to put her on blast when no one would know otherwise that she supposedly fucked up unless he said something. I mean just think about the number of things she fucked up according to him, and think about WHY we know about it: Phil running his mouth, every single time.

This is an excellent point. We like to shit on Kat (as we should, she still married him) but if you consider the amount of stuff she does wrong, according to Phil who duct tapes shit to the ceiling and eats noodles with a spoon, I'm more inclined to believe that she wasn't even there when any of those things happened. Whether she's still living there, who knows. But I highly doubt she was part of the vacuum breaking, the shower breaking, the dinner being ruined etc. I totally sign up to the idea that that was all Phil. If any of these things even happened to begin with.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

oooh I kinda redact my last post, it probably was Lindsy Ellis thing. From what I'm getting on twitter she, much like PP, hates asians and thinks she's untouchable. She made her bed, now instead of lying in it she ran away, but not before playing morality police with another content creator's video. was harassed by big meanies on twitter with I'm sure death threats that don't exist if you ask to see them you toxic man.

So PP relates to another narcissistic delusional egomaniac content creator who did everything right and is never to blame poor poor victim to online bullying and trolls.

Phil, don't be sad at least you made up a completely delusional ridiculous story not even remotely based in reality owned up to your past racist and homophobic remarks and didn't run away and hide so you can come back in a few months with an I'm sorry give me money video.

 

[snort inquisition]

wtf are his tweets about it's so schizo there's no context at all about it

 

[Coke Zero]

i love how he brags about how his situation will never change, he is incapable of getting help or improving and that he will always be out here panhandling no matter what happens. everybody knows dude. thats the joke

Yeah exactly, Phil is already at rock bottom, at least when it comes to having any dignity whatsoever or being a functional member of society. He depends off the generosity and pity of others to survive. Its pathetic and he knows he's stuck in this situation. Its just constant cope and jealousy towards everyone else who isn't also stuck in his situation.

He's such a strong and courageous person for booting up video games and asking for money every day.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

wtf are his tweets about it's so schizo there's no context at all about it

Another internet personality who was around during Piggies heyday of pointing a camera at his TV has bowed out from youtube and he needs to remind his wheelchairs that he'll never be like them not by choice mind you because he has no contingency plan outside of his parents dying and expecting them to leave him their house.