DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

You might be right and we may all be reading to much into it, but the shitshow is trending on Twatter, Phils only tie to "real" life so there is that.

I guess we'll find out more during the "podcast".

It’ll be very funny if I’m wrong because she has an internet footprint rivaling his own and I’d like to see him shittalk by name someone who has a career in meatspace, is leaving internet content creation, and has a history of being unafraid of slapping fat unappealing shitstains who can’t keep her name out their mouths.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Keemstar responds to DSP (October 27, 2021)

Keemstar was told about the shit DSP was saying about him, and he responded. This resulted in DSP responding on Twitter, and Keemstar slapped him down again.

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Timestamp of interest is at 2:30 for this one

Also Big Ups to Aqua Teal for this video hope you see this and much

As much as I dislike Keemstar and at one point during the mid years of Keemstar drama (I never knew he was originally a Wings troll and also with PKA due to gaming), especially his awful interviews with Lionmaker's victim's mom and the coverage from ColossalIsCraaazy about his antics, I will admit my own personal bias and acknowledge Keem has had good takes, although not a lot of "good" takes as there have been, he has provided some good content in his rants outside of DramaAlert...

But the video above?

Holy shit it is juicy in Copium, the timestamp is when he says "I am retiring with Fuck You Money", means he has money in the bank to live without full time work or at least cover expenses with bills and some emergency funds to cover accidents or repairs..

Now https://fb.watch/aaHbEwHthB/

If link does not work just go on Facebook and type in Lucy Liu Fuck You Money, and if you don't use BookFaic...

-eat shit n die- lol jk

This video from Lucy Liu also rings true about why the term Fuck You money is so important in our lives we all need it! I think her context is a little bit different in her response to a generalization why it is important but I just watched it as a randomly selected video and so my Autism brain slowly worked a way to manufacture and type a needless essay on a site full of us short term thunkers

Now for DSP to see that Keem has retired from not just his job from YouTube but with the same timespan in content creation and longevity as opposed to Phil who is still stuck at Level 1 in all glorious salty irony, even an enemy such as that to better you at life is not just wisdom but a stern warning

Even I would be seething and Copium would be in mass consumption but then I would just want to continue on bettering myself at least so I live comfortably in old age, where Phil of all people...

Is still on Level 1, or the tutorial, or even in Flight Simulator with the best of the technology available to fly but still doesn't know a single goddamn control... It says a lot about how someone has come from Early years to the waning of ones career...

That Fuck You Money statement tells you all you need to know is that at the end or hopefully when they are in full on Pensioner mode, Lucy Liu and Keemstar will just be in a simple routine of eat shit and sleep until they die naturally.

I goddamn hope I get yus gais 2 notice me

long post but felt so satisfying to compose and not look like complete shit then again I do have to press that button to actually post lul

Let's hope 2k22 brings us more of DSP tahxic khantent from the WAkhando!

Also inb4 Happy New Years

Thanks for explaining the self explanatory video from over a month ago I guess?

 

[ParksydeDhil]

2 pretty big drama tweets from someone who allegedly doesn't deal in drama Phail.

A literal denthead.

I guarantee he does anyway. He is the bully. He bullies them everyday for their lunch money.

He's going to put on his skirt again and cry about trollz and twitch and all the other meanies that he thinks prevents him from getting the sponsors he doesn't want anyway *snort* *phlegm chew and swallow*. Sound good? Ok then.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

He's going to put on his skirt again and cry about trollz and twitch and all the other meanies that he thinks prevents him from getting the sponsors he doesn't want anyway *snort* *phlegm chew and swallow*. Sound good? Ok then.

That's what it rely boils down to isn't it? Is he really the only ahnest gamer on the internet if there are no sponsors because they either haven't heard about him or haven't gotten bombarded with one sentence emails from the retards in reddit saying "philza poopyhead".?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Regardless of the reasoning behind his tweets, it's the same result for poor old Philbert:

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Regardless of the reasoning behind his tweets, it's the same result for poor old Philbert:
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wow just wow here we have a common gaymer sending a positive message that was meant to inspire, and out of NOWHERE a bunch of kids formed a HATE MOB to insult and harass him because they don't have a meaningful life.

Twitter (and YouTube) are doing NOTHING to stop this because they are being run by MORONS that are only interested in promoting DRAMA to make money, instead of promoting fun, chill and POSITIVE content.

 

[Colloid]

Kat was unable to figure out how to cook chicken wings in an air fryer. She didn't flip them over so they didn't cook correctly. This was obviously the fryer's fault because who has time to flip their food? That's the whole purpose of having an air fryer so you don't have to do that.

I think it was the Halloween stream. Phil asked Kat to read some of the tip comments. She read them. Silently to herself. Phil had to tell her that she was supposed to read them out loud.

One Christmas they decided they were going to make a ham. They purchased an uncut slab of Black Forrest lunch meat. Kat couldn't cook it correctly probably because it wasn't a baking ham, it was unsliced lunch meat.

Kat said she loves K-Pop. When asked what her favorite group was, she couldn't name a single one.

This is a stretch but Kat's sister has said that Kat has Asperger's.

When Kat moved in she didn't start work right away. Phil said this was because he had to show her around town so she would know how to drive to work. She works 0.5 miles from their condo.

SubaruMan found out Kat was cheating on him because she was texting Phil right in front of him. She even let her boyfriend read the texts. Thus causing her to get kicked out of his house.

She met Phil a total of three times in her life before moving across the country to live with him.

I don't know if it's a reflection of her intelligence, but her eye makeup sure is "brave and stunning".

I'm sure I'm missing some more lore, but this is a good start on how smart she is.

I don’t think there’s really any room for debate at this point that she’s an idiot.

For me personally any arguments in favor of Kat’s intelligence died the moment she decided to marry Phil instead of leaving him without thinking twice like I and many others here predicted at the time. No amount of alimony is worth dealing with Phil for an extended period of time, and especially not when his finances were in the decline they were in when she said yes.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I saw it trending on Twitter now (surprise surprise, it's the pig's only news source) and saw this:View attachment 2834853
Please Phil, please dance on her grave today after she said this statement. It is literally about you.

Not going any further in that rabbit hole though.

phils not straight tho

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

wow just wow here we have a common gaymer sending a positive message that was meant to inspire, and out of NOWHERE a bunch of kids formed a HATE MOB to insult and harass him because they don't have a meaningful life.

Twitter (and YouTube) are doing NOTHING to stop this because they are being run by MORONS that are only interested in promoting DRAMA to make money, instead of promoting fun, chill and POSITIVE content.

It's that damned Tevin and his army of trolls!

 

[Dragoonism]

I am waiting on the "I need help building a retirement fund!" stream in 40+ years, the one where he asks his viewers, his nurse (funded by stream donations and stream shoutouts) and Jasper 5, to donate $1+ million so that he can retire.

 

[Comma]

One of Phil's most blatant cult-like mentality is this "pahsitive" bullshit.

Everything is positive! The streams are positive, the chat is positive, YOU are positive! Be positive now and watch this positive kahntent, because we need to be positive because trolls are not positive.

Shameless. That's why I disagree with people that think Phil is just a fat stupid asshole. This guy knows what he's doing when he say shit like this, or put a random Jasper pic in his Twitter, or when he raises the tips goal, etc.

I think DSP has brainwashed himself over the years to think he's a positive force and, due to his complete lack of self-awareness, is blind to the fact that he's one of the most toxic people on the internet. It all ties in with his e-hermit lifestyle, where he's literally talking to himself 8 hours a day, 6 days a week (let that sink in for a moment...), blocking any and all criticism, constantly retconning stuff from the past and coming up with up new "facts" that make him look good as a person. At some point the lies have become something he genuinely believes to be true, simply because he has repeated them so often.

I mean, it literally only takes a single "slow" stream for the real DSP to rear its head, and fling his toxic bullshit towards his one and only friend; the camera. In his own mind, this is him taking care of his "business" by begging and trying to defend it against anyone who has the audacity to have even the slightest form of criticism, but 90% of the people who are watching are seeing an angry near-40-year-old man who is living inside a self-made fantasy world, constantly running away from the harsh reality.

It's a sad story when you think about it, really.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

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Filipinos are worse than Americans when it comes to Dunning Krueger and USI, I swear.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I have no doubt he got the 'positivity' horseshit from some attitude seminar Sikorsky probably sent him to as a last resort to firing him. It just reeks of corporate bullshit to get the plebs to align.

 

[BepsiLight]

This guy relies way too fucking much on being a radioactive piece of shit. He knows none of the people in his past want to call him out on his bullshit because getting involved with him gives you cancer and drags you through the autism vortex. That's why he can claim everyone is a backstabbing good for nothing piece of shit that betrayed him. Everyone just moved on and forgot about him while he still dwells in the past (and he's still in love with Rambo)
Best part is that if Pandalee decided to get serious and pozload my negholep again she could fucking humiliate him harder than the bank leaks did. Just deboonking that "I waited until she was 18 years old" lie would confirm him as a groomer pedo.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I think DSP has brainwashed himself over the years to think he's a positive force and, due to his complete lack of self-awareness, is blind to the fact that he's one of the most toxic people on the internet. It all ties in with his e-hermit lifestyle, where he's literally talking to himself 8 hours a day, 6 days a week (let that sink in for a moment...), blocking any and all criticism, constantly retconning stuff from the past and coming up with up new "facts" that make him look good as a person. At some point the lies have become something he genuinely believes to be true, simply because he has repeated them so often.

I mean, it literally only takes a single "slow" stream for the real DSP to rear its head, and fling his toxic bullshit towards his one and only friend; the camera. In his own mind, this is him taking care of his "business" by begging and trying to defend it against anyone who has the audacity to have even the slightest form of criticism, but 90% of the people who are watching are seeing an angry near-40-year-old man who is living inside a self-made fantasy world, constantly running away from the harsh reality.

It's a sad story when you think about it, really.

Phil definitely believes some of his own bullshit after spouting it for so many years and having no ability to absorb it when someone irrefutably proves how full of shit he is.

But I think the bigger issue is that it takes so much more than what he has thus far suffered to get it through his thick skull that he has damaged his life beyond repair. He's on a collision course with a brick wall, but it's too far for him to see it, so, despite his obvious concern about the way things are going, he doesn't recognize how bad it REALLY is. He has put no effort into getting hired somewhere as a back up plan, out of fear of finding out how much he has fucked himself there, and even if he did, he wouldn't accept that as being a huge problem. He never does accept anything that puts any kind of onus on him to stop being a pigroach, or admit that he majorly fucked up. Again, because consequences have never been enough to put some real fear in him. Just the kind he's used to.

He really does believe he's immortal, because his sense of what he's up against is so inaccurate, both because he's stupid, and too afraid to go any further in his antagonistic behavior than historically has. I don't believe for one second that his latest "I'm not going anywhere" tweet is a coincidence, or that he left Ellis' name out of it on accident. Phil can't stop himself from weighing in on shit, nor can he refrain from an opportunity to posture and act like his situation is way less than what it truly is. But he also won't dare draw her gaze his way if he can help it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

No amount of alimony is worth dealing with Phil for an extended period of time

When has Kat ever dealt with Phil for an extended period of time?

 

[Iron Hamster]

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I am waiting on the "I need help building a retirement fund!" stream in 40+ years, the one where he asks his viewers, his nurse (funded by stream donations and stream shoutouts) and Jasper 5, to donate $1+ million so that he can retire.

Go ahead and drop the names of those that betrayed you with actual evidence Phail. Other than yourself that is. I know you can't.

 

[Preferred Penne]

When has Kat ever dealt with Phil for an extended period of time?

She was probably stuck sitting next to him on the plane ride to Connecticut.

 

[Agent Proper]

When has Kat ever dealt with Phil for an extended period of time?

When the dumb bitch unplugged his internet and no one could figure it out for 3 days.

As @David Davidson said on bird app this looks like Phil trying to get ahead of upcoming issues with the cultists. Just in time to sour his New Year new me bullshit he will try and pull off.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

'...being betrayed by those I trust...'

What an over-dramatic bitch. His friends and 'loved' ones grew tired of his selfishness and cut ties with him. How is that 'betrayal'?

'I was a selfish cunt so they excised me from their lives.' There, corrected it for you.