DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

But he said he's not a drama streamer.

 

[San Dimas High School]

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oh boy

He does this once a week. 2 hours into his prestream someone will ask where's the drama he promised and he'll call them idiots and say he never said he'd give them any drama.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

He is not a drama content creator okay?

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Hope you guys had a good Thanksgiving and a good Christmas. I'm glad I walked away for some time, the fact that both Kat and Phil couldn't cook their Christmas dinner right was quite the highlight. Wonder what else will go wrong when New Year's Eve arrives lol?

 

[UaineRunei]

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[King Daddy Telomerase]

Wants to get in to that SuperThanks shit YouTube is hawking now. In short, people can give Phil money via comments on old videos. So it would be a (potential) revenue stream that is effectively hidden, so he could still cry poor on stream. The two questions are 1) would it be an actual significant amount and 2) would the people doing it be doing it in lieu of tipping or in addition to it? Because if it's in lieu of tipping, then Phil has to weigh the ego drain of low public-facing tip totals.

Dread the day Phil get SuperThanks enabled because it will add multiple segments of scripted begging and 13 year legacy bullshit to the prestream.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Every tweet Piggy spergs out about FUN, CHILL, PAHSITIVE!!1!! reminds me of that old simpsons bit where smithers got a job as a racetrack announcer "get ready for FUN FUN FUN? Do we really need all those funs? The people are already here I don't see why we have to keep hustling them".

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Now we've got middle of the day beg tweets, late night gin fueled beg tweets, pre-prestream beg tweets.
His life is just rattling the cup all day now.

Yeah, I know.

It's almost like Phil's job is nothing but begging.

He's an internet panhandler that pretends to be a streamer. Phil ramping up the begging is of no surprise.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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oh boy

Spoiler alert, he’s full of shit and just trying to gain more viewers.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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thanks phil, not sure what i'd do without your godlike insight, you're such a fucking genius who knows everything

Wait you mean the Rotisserie STYLE chicken at subway that they clearly call Rotisserie STYLE chicken isn't actually Rotisserie chicken.

wwwwwhoa! I let me stand up so I can sit back down again, I, I think my mind have been blown so much it's leaking out of my head and now I'm dumb enough to be an unironic fan.

EDIT - ...WE talk about "controversial stuff" important to ME.

that mask keeps on slipping, this is like that scene a cartoon or kids show where the villian has an open mic moment but hit dent heads either don't care and only care about making us punch air, the whole 4 of them or are too dent headed to notice.

 

[Comma]

I love how DSP is now talking about how the Likes on his live streams are "helping" people discover him on Youtube just because his live stream got recommended to a single person, and that single person being someone who has been watching his videos for literally 10+ fucking years and is actually, wait for it, SUBSCRIBED to him: https://www.youtube.com/user/grogdeluxe/channels. Of course this person gets recommended to watch your shitty live stream, you absolute mongoloid. It's how Youtube works.

Look at his eyes while he's talking about this. Just look at him. He truly believes the bullshit he's spewing right now. He's literally brainwashing himself live on stream. What a life...

 

[capefear56]

 

[We Are The Witches]

I signed up few months ago to DSP's forum, don't ask me why, I was bored. go to recover my password, see this: https://gyazo.com/c0702fde264be2823bda38a032f21967

for those that cant see it: on the password recovery screen the reCAPTCHA cant be ticked as it's "Invalid domain for site key" so...anyone on there forgets the password? cant recover it.

WELL DONE DSP

It looks like for the time being registration is also on halt, all those bots will have to wait a bit before resuming.

Of course Onyx will be the one that fixes it, don't let DSP on the admin panel or the entire site will crumble.

Spoiler: Register

 

[snort inquisition]

"i don't think that "become a member so we can play multiplayer in halo once" is a good motivator to become a member it should be "i want to become a member because i like the content and i want to support it""

he actually just said this, maybe not exactly word for word, but this is what he just fuckign said

 

[UaineRunei]

Phil just said you shouldn't become a member expecting something (multiplayer with members, for example). You should just become a member because you like him.

He's unwilling to give anything back. You should just give him money and shut up.

Edit: oops. a little bit too late. @snort inquisition described it better.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Excellent suggestion

At some point we really should have a food thread of sorts, maybe featuring his fuckups and how it should have been done and maybe how the fuckup could have been saved.

This whole Xmas roast thing really brought up some excellent ideas and cooking tips/tricks in the thread.

I think one already exists but please, fucking anything to get food talk out of this one.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And yet he doesn't realize what the current outcome means. Or just won't admit it.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

"i don't think that "become a member so we can play multiplayer in halo once" is a good motivator to become a member it should be "i want to become a member because i like the content and i want to support it""

he actually just said this, maybe not exactly word for word, but this is what he just fuckign said

Which is also why Skyrim playthrough will suffer. Or any of his playthroughs will suffer. He wants his cake and eat it to with his situation now.

Want's to play and enjoy almost non game open world shitboxes of piss easy games to play on the lowest difficulty, and you should chill and still toss him some coin. He wants the most easy going while being rewarded for it as if he was doing everyone a favor while busting his balls.

The fact he thinks his content isn't bottom of the barrel already is so delusional.

 

[snort inquisition]

his constant insistence lately about how happy he is with his life and with his family and etc is so fucking pathetic

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave bitching about big content creators. What caught me is he complains about them being too positive.

Dave, the guy who can't shut the fuck up about how PAHSITIVE he and his streams are. So apparently cause big streamers don't say fuck you to everyone like Dave, they're a bunch of boring shills.