TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

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2021 has been the worst year of my life. I am traumatized by it. To this day I still have people scolding me by how I handled it, that I should have handled it differently, that I should have “controlled” my “stans”, as if I had the capability to know what any of these people were even saying to strangers on Twitter while I was shitting blood for weeks on end.
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Android raptor said:
Damn, though I'll believe shes quitting when she stays off for at least a month or two given how notorious her crowd is for fakeouts. What happened to her sucked, but she brought it on herself and happily supported woke hate mobs for years until they turned on her.
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Then it doesn't suck because she perpetrated the exact same thing that came after her. You can't have your cake and eat it too when it comes to criticism on ANY level. You have to expect backlash and the chickens will come home to roost. It may not be today and it may not be tomorrow; it usually comes when you least expect it and often when you are at your highest point. Regardless of all of this, she'll eventually get bored with having her "husband" play the main provider and living off of Patreon cucks, open her 5/10 mouth and spew more verbal toxic bile for all her mindless featherheads to praise her over which is what she has always wanted. Special appearance by her idol Anita Sarkeesian.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
I read her sob story and it’s hard to sympathize: for years she was part of the mob, never questioning The Narrative that she blindly followed and likely still follows to this day. When reading this essay, it doesn’t feel like she’s learned anything other than feeling sorry for herself that she was on the wrong end of the internet mob. For years people had spoken about the fickle yet vitriolic cancel culture but it totally didn’t exist…until it happened to her.

I’m skeptical that she will leave the internet, I can easily see her just setting up shop with a hugbox that she has total control of with only the most dedicated of simps.
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"I never thought the Leopards would eat MY face!"
 
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I’m surprised this hasn’t showed up sooner. Found out from another channel, but TBH, my first thought was “who?”
 
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>20 new pages already.

And all I can say is: Nobody writes a >9000 page essay about why they're leaving the internet if they intend to actually leave the internet.
It's a pity party and she'll be back on Twitter before any of you can say "social media addiction".
 
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Hellbound Hellhound said:
What amazes me about Lindsay and the other Breadtubers is that for all their apparent introspection and philosophizing, they nevertheless seem to be blissfully unaware of how utterly trivial their tribulations truly are. Imagine being able to unironically talk about PTSD in the context of people being mean to you on Twitter. Well, this is what not having a life outside of social media does to you.
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That's is the essence of being a narcissist, with a little bit of dunning Krueger mixed in.
 
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Meanwhile Doug Walker is getting SkipTheDishes sponsorships and enjoying his life because he doesn't foster an audience who cancels people and just enjoys himself.

Hellbound Hellhound said:
What amazes me about Lindsay and the other Breadtubers is that for all their apparent introspection and philosophizing, they nevertheless seem to be blissfully unaware of how utterly trivial their tribulations truly are. Imagine being able to unironically talk about PTSD in the context of people being mean to you on Twitter. Well, this is what not having a life outside of social media does to you.
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They're bourgeois liberals who like the leftist aesthetic.
 
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Trig.Point said:
She's always been bad at offering subscriber only content, so I'm not quite sure why she expects her Patreons to pay for nothing.. I mean how did that work out for Spoony in the end?
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Never underestimate the power of the eternally thirsty simp.

Although she's never been more than average-looking, Lindsay understood the power of the tease from early on. CA/TGWTG had a lot of 13-year-old boys and desperate incel neckbeards watching, so playing up the pussy power angle as best she could was a sure-fire moneyspinner. Surrounding herself with fatter/less conventionally attractive co-hosts, miming blowies on camera, letting herself be filmed with hot dogs and cream being thrown at her face...If she were more honest, she may just have gone that OnlyFans route while she still had some sort of decent looks.

And she'll keep wielding the power of the tease over those 13-year-old boys and desperate incel neckbeards, and they'll keep right on paying. In their eyes, she's still the hot, sassy chick next door who they might still stand a chance with. Poor Spoony never had that going for him.
 
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