DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Genie The Hedgehog said:
HE JUST SAID HE DIDN'T HAVE A CHAIR SPONSORSHIP AND THAT HE NEVER GOT THE CHAIR!

THIS IS FUCKING MADNESS
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He had fucking 2. OPSeats where he shilled it before he got the chair and was dropped before one could even be sent. Then he got one with spawnseats where he got the chair but it was shit. It's the chair he uses when he sits at his PC (yes the chair that had a severe shaking problem) and was dropped almost as quickly. He admitted after the fact, after some tractors pointed it out, that they were just rebranded Chinese chairs.

He's so desperate to retcon any and all of his fuck ups that he's now just straight up lying about things where the evidence is still in his office.
 
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So if Wal-Mart immediately shuts down the small businesses around it and forces people to go there for products they want, then surely DSP would be shut down and he'd have to get a real job if "small streamers" worked the same way. Quoted by someone who made more money than 90% of people on Twitch while he was on the platform, and is only in trouble because he spent all the money on dumb bullshit instead of properly saving.
 
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UaineRunei said:
I don't even know what's happening anymore... This entire pre-stream is a gold sandstorm.
However, I think something happened. He's too upset, even by his standards.

My wild guess: he got denied the Twitch Partnership.
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Don't know if that's it, but it was definitely something that hit him hard, in a way that somehow didn't trigger his sensitive indignation button. That's what I would expect from him getting rejected, a salty rant where he says straight up why he's pissed. It's not like he has ever refrained from letting Twitch have it any time they've triggered him, they're on his shit list whether he wants back in their good graces or not. Him applying for partnership and being told "LOL Fuck no pigroach" isn't something I think he would be coy about at all.

Only so many things it could be, most bad news he gets has him stewing and aiming the rage elsewhere. This is very obviously from getting a reality check of some kind, that managed to bypass his thick skull, phase through the wall of bullshit he has erected behind it, and get right to the part of his brain that still functions.

One thing we can be certain of: it's not from a slow realization finally dawning on him, because he's Phil, and doesn't grasp those. Not without something really hard and really precise that he just has no way out of, like when our boy Nigel started getting him kicked out of Champions guilds, and he couldn't wriggle out of admitting, however off-camera, that his game was officially ruined and he would never climb the ranks ever again.

I'm leaning towards this being some rage over something from a long time ago, that he has put off letting out for a long time. Especially with him bitching about basically everything in his internet career that he didn't want, but brought on himself. This couldn't have been more of a pity party if he had tried.
 
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Anyone who believes that company actually sent him a chair is a fool. He bought a chair and got an affiliate link, which anyone could have done, and called it a sponsorship.

Also the fact that he has become so brazen to just lie about ever having that stupid chair just shows you how that he knows his most loyal paypigs will buy every single thing he says.
 
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noticed he wasn't still yammering and actually playing and... "[paypig] says happy kwanza...hehe figure that one out"

Well, today is the 3rd day of Kwanza, shit. That was hard, I mean so hard I must be batman! Except without mommy daddy issues or being a billionare, or a playboy, or a ninja, or a chemist...
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
Don't know if that's it, but it was definitely something that hit him hard, in a way that somehow didn't trigger his sensitive indignation button. That's what I would expect from him getting rejected, a salty rant where he says straight up why he's pissed. It's not like he has ever refrained from letting Twitch have it any time they've triggered him, they're on his shit list whether he wants back in their good graces or not. Him applying for partnership and being told "LOL Fuck no pigroach" isn't something I think he would be coy about at all.

Only so many things it could be, most bad news he gets has him stewing and aiming the rage elsewhere. This is very obviously from getting a reality check of some kind, that managed to bypass his thick skull, phase through the wall of bullshit he has erected behind it, and get right to the part of his brain that still functions.

One thing we can be certain of: it's not from a slow realization finally dawning on him, because he's Phil, and doesn't grasp those. Not without something really hard and really precise that he just has no way out of, like when our boy Nigel started getting him kicked out of Champions guilds, and he couldn't wriggle out of admitting, however off-camera, that his game was officially ruined and he would never climb the ranks ever again.

I'm leaning towards this being some rage over something from a long time ago, that he has put off letting out for a long time. Especially with him bitching about basically everything in his internet career that he didn't want, but brought on himself. This couldn't have been more of a pity party if he had tried.
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Wonder if the Midfirst bill finally showed up
 
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