Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[KiwiFuzz]

Sperging

Having read that, I feel like I'm about to get another C in o-chem.

 

[NoReturn]

Anyway oftentimes people making these criticisms will concede that they're pansexual (either spicy bisexual or like people such as Kevin who cope) or completely asexual, and therefore literally cannot relate to how gendered sexual attraction works. This would probably apply to Jazz, who has never experienced sexual attraction and therefore may not have understood why e.g. Amir didn't want to fuck him. Jazz telling Sander that she was proud of him suggests she actually somehow has some degree of self awareness that Jazz probably doesn't want to fuck a transwoman despite not ever having a libido, which... I mean, that's something right.

Having read that, I feel like I'm about to get another C in o-chem.

Which is all batshit insane because

Spoiler: My own sperging

Like I just mentioned in another thread, I completely believe asexuality is legit, but not in this woowoo gender theory bullshit way.
Similar to how anorexia just means "lack of an appetite" and isn't just the eating disorder, a lack of a sex drive is asexuality.
Bam. Done. Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy explanation.
That said, much like an anorexic pet should be taken to a vet because it can be a sign that they are very sick; and an anorexic daughter should be taken to a doctor and/or a shrink; I think there is a biological and/or psychological root to asexuality too.

As you've already mentioned, @AssignedEva, Jazz is probably asexual. He has a child's understanding of sex, never got to go through puberty, and his hormones are all kinds of fucked six ways from Sunday.

 

[Muttnik]

Happy (almost) New Year. My resolution is to not kill myself when all of this is over.

SEASON 7 EPISODE 5
-This is the worst episode so far in that it's the dullest. Most of it will consist of shitty activism and Sander being annoying. So pardon me if I sound increasingly flat and bored with all of this bullshit.
-Jazz and Sander go to visit Peppermint because Peppermint is making a big dramatic announcement. Peppermint shrieks and my ears bleed. Jazz looks ridiculous in a drag wig.
-Peppermint's announcement? She's bailing from the BLM trans rally. Shocker. She pulled this shit last season as well.
-They keep saying Black Trans Women like it's a trademark. They sound like bots.
-Sander hooks back up with Hope again, his eyes as cold and dead as my Aunt Sally. More stilted, awkward conversation with Sander sounding super low energy.
-Sander pushes Hope to join the stupid BLM gig. Hope's going to grab some help for the thing so that they have more people there to lecture the public about inane nonsense. She and Sander will also be going bowling.
-Jazz and Greg go walking. Greg is a weak sack of shit like always.
-"He calls me out and tells me what to do to be better." N O P E.
-Jazz spills the beans that he basically isn't following the nutritionist at all. He just thinks that one day, everything will just click and he'll magically stick to the nutrition guide.
-"I'm not going to be like this for the rest of my life." Jazz is even heavier today than he is on the show. That's a hard no, hoss. Jazz noticeably starts wheezing and getting really out of breath while walking.
-Jeanette wonders if Sander and Hope are fucking. Gross.
-They go to meet Hope. Guess who she brought along? The hater troon from earlier! Shit's basically cool between everyone. Hater troon explained that she had friends who went apeshit following their surgery, hence the "misconception" about Jazz.
-"I don't like confrontation or abrasiveness," says Jeanette, the most abrasive woman on the planet.
-Hater troon will be speaking at the rally like this isn't a bunch of scripted schlock. Jeanette is BEAMING at the prospect of Hope and Sander fucking.
-Jazz makes this fucking face and stays frozen with said face for five minutes and I'm loling.

-More whining about black trans people. MUH MURDER MUH INJUSTICE MUH PAAAAAAAAAAAIN. MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE. NO ONE ELSE MATTERS. Yawn.
-Jazz at work. He still looks awful in that clinic outfit. He organizes binders while creepy doc looks on. Jazz is going to help with a procedure because VICTIM TO ABUSER IS REAL.
-Doc basically says that troons have a lot of loose skin so they're using micro needles to fix it. Jazz is going to have to hold the device to tighten the skin. I can hear the screaming calls of the damned. The content isn't graphic or sexual but the idea behind it is incredibly lynchian.
-Everyone goes bowling with former hater troon, Hope, and Sander. FTM Noah and their cis girlfriend show up too. Girlfriend gives heavy lipstick lesbian vibes.
-Sander looks tired and stressed. Annoying former hater troon keeps trying to push them to fuck, asking Sander if there will be a third date. Sander gets visibly anxious at all the prying. THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
-"ALL MEN ARE TRASH!" screeches the troon. Sander looks sad and uncomfortable. They talk about their sex lives and it's gross.

-"IS THERE GOING TO BE A THIRD DATE, SANDER???"
-Finally, it's time for the boring rally. Jazz wears a cringy BLM shirt. Troons from miles away show to paint the mural and lecture the audience about being better allies.
-Most of the victims listed that died were killed in domestic disputes. Make of that what you will. Everyone cries and boo hoo's and continues to slut-shame the audience for not thinking about BLM trans people 24/7
-This is so fucking boring, you guys. Like Jesus christ I thought this show was about Jazz, not who gets to dick Sander first or snorefest issues that most of the general public tuned out eons ago. WHO IS THIS SHOW FOR???
-And the episode ends like a resounding fart.
-NEXT WEEK: Jazz won't get out of bed, Jeanette whines about hard life is so she and her awful friends wear awful outfits with sensual poses, Sander tells Jazz to stop hoarding food, Jazz gets defensive. Same old shit.

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

revolting personality disordered faggots

> revolting personality disordered
> faggots

That's a redundancy.

Jazz is probably asexual.

He might be in the sense that he's neutered and now incapable of feeling sexual pleasure, but the point remains that he probably would have been otherwise capable of normal sexual response. Well...to the degree that faggots' sexual responses can be considered "normal." Let's say a regular, robust sexual response instead.

 

[NerdShamer]

-Most of the victims listed that died were killed in domestic disputes. Make of that what you will.

Any attempts at placing the blame on something unrelated?

-Sander looks tired and stressed. Annoying former hater troon keeps trying to push them to fuck, asking Sander if there will be a third date. Sander gets visibly anxious at all the prying. THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
-"ALL MEN ARE TRASH!" screeches the troon.

Self-flagellation is an sign of insanity.

He might be in the sense that he's neutered and now incapable of feeling sexual pleasure, but the point remains that he probably would have been otherwise capable of normal sexual response. Well...to the degree that faggots' sexual responses can be considered "normal." Let's say a regular, robust sexual response instead.

You do know that his dick was essentially nonexistent with those hormone blockers, right? It's not like there's an lot that he can do in the bedroom but cry about the taste or the pain after he lost his virginity. And even if he was still intact I doubt if he'll enjoy it growing, considering how he was picking at it as an toddler.

 

[passionpoop]

It's on, how exciting.

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

You do know that his dick was essentially nonexistent with those hormone blockers, right? It's not like there's an lot that he can do in the bedroom but cry about the taste or the pain after he lost his virginity. And even if he was still intact I doubt if he'll enjoy it growing, considering how he was picking at it as an toddler.

Yes, that's what I was saying. But for the medical interventions of his parents and their personal Mengeles he would have grown up with a regular, robust sexual response. A deviant sexual response if he'd grown to be a faggot, but it would have still been as robust as any other man's. But now he's pharmaceutically and surgically neutered and the odds of that happening are infinitesimally small.

 

[Full Body Terfgasm]

public tuned out eons ago. WHO IS THIS SHOW FOR???

This show is for the haters. now. We'll probably give much high ratings.

 

[Monolith]

Why do people think sander would have to be the bottom? If I was sander I would be like fuck that and then I would start lifting tons of weights and stuff and then, when sander saw that black transgender he could be like, “let me at that anus!” And then sander tackles black transgender to the ground and slam his penis into her anus! Would be pleasurable for his penis and also not homosexual. Everybody wins.

Thank you, Shiversblood, very cool.

 

[NoReturn]

 

[Wonder dong]

Poor Zander got super uncomfortable when hope brought up the subject of size meat. Just be the bottom Zander. Take the black hulk meat.

 

[hogdogmog]

Happy (almost) New Year. My resolution is to not kill myself when all of this is over.

SEASON 7 EPISODE 5
-This is the worst episode so far in that it's the dullest. Most of it will consist of shitty activism and Sander being annoying. So pardon me if I sound increasingly flat and bored with all of this bullshit.
-Jazz and Sander go to visit Peppermint because Peppermint is making a big dramatic announcement. Peppermint shrieks and my ears bleed. Jazz looks ridiculous in a drag wig.
-Peppermint's announcement? She's bailing from the BLM trans rally. Shocker. She pulled this shit last season as well.
-They keep saying Black Trans Women like it's a trademark. They sound like bots.
-Sander hooks back up with Hope again, his eyes as cold and dead as my Aunt Sally. More stilted, awkward conversation with Sander sounding super low energy.
-Sander pushes Hope to join the stupid BLM gig. Hope's going to grab some help for the thing so that they have more people there to lecture the public about inane nonsense. She and Sander will also be going bowling.
-Jazz and Greg go walking. Greg is a weak sack of shit like always.
-"He calls me out and tells me what to do to be better." N O P E.
-Jazz spills the beans that he basically isn't following the nutritionist at all. He just thinks that one day, everything will just click and he'll magically stick to the nutrition guide.
-"I'm not going to be like this for the rest of my life." Jazz is even heavier today than he is on the show. That's a hard no, hoss. Jazz noticeably starts wheezing and getting really out of breath while walking.
-Jeanette wonders if Sander and Hope are fucking. Gross.
-They go to meet Hope. Guess who she brought along? The hater troon from earlier! Shit's basically cool between everyone. Hater troon explained that she had friends who went apeshit following their surgery, hence the "misconception" about Jazz.
-"I don't like confrontation or abrasiveness," says Jeanette, the most abrasive woman on the planet.
-Hater troon will be speaking at the rally like this isn't a bunch of scripted schlock. Jeanette is BEAMING at the prospect of Hope and Sander fucking.
-Jazz makes this fucking face and stays frozen with said face for five minutes and I'm loling.
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-More whining about black trans people. MUH MURDER MUH INJUSTICE MUH PAAAAAAAAAAAIN. MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE. NO ONE ELSE MATTERS. Yawn.
-Jazz at work. He still looks awful in that clinic outfit. He organizes binders while creepy doc looks on. Jazz is going to help with a procedure because VICTIM TO ABUSER IS REAL.
-Doc basically says that troons have a lot of loose skin so they're using micro needles to fix it. Jazz is going to have to hold the device to tighten the skin. I can hear the screaming calls of the damned. The content isn't graphic or sexual but the idea behind it is incredibly lynchian.
-Everyone goes bowling with former hater troon, Hope, and Sander. FTM Noah and their cis girlfriend show up too. Girlfriend gives heavy lipstick lesbian vibes.
-Sander looks tired and stressed. Annoying former hater troon keeps trying to push them to fuck, asking Sander if there will be a third date. Sander gets visibly anxious at all the prying. THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
-"ALL MEN ARE TRASH!" screeches the troon. Sander looks sad and uncomfortable. They talk about their sex lives and it's gross.
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-"IS THERE GOING TO BE A THIRD DATE, SANDER???"
-Finally, it's time for the boring rally. Jazz wears a cringy BLM shirt. Troons from miles away show to paint the mural and lecture the audience about being better allies.
-Most of the victims listed that died were killed in domestic disputes. Make of that what you will. Everyone cries and boo hoo's and continues to slut-shame the audience for not thinking about BLM trans people 24/7
-This is so fucking boring, you guys. Like Jesus christ I thought this show was about Jazz, not who gets to dick Sander first or snorefest issues that most of the general public tuned out eons ago. WHO IS THIS SHOW FOR???
-And the episode ends like a resounding fart.
-NEXT WEEK: Jazz won't get out of bed, Jeanette whines about hard life is so she and her awful friends wear awful outfits with sensual poses, Sander tells Jazz to stop hoarding food, Jazz gets defensive. Same old shit.

You didn't mention the part where Hope admits to being a size queen and says she doesn't want to date anyone with a smaller dick than her because "dysphoria reasons" - cut to Sander looking horrified.
hahahahahahaha

 

[Scrumption]

I posted about this last week actually. Noah's girlfriend is Sidhbh's sister and cohort. Interestingly, the show explicitly failed to mention the relation between the two sisters.
The post

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Poor Zander got super uncomfortable when hope brought up the subject of size meat.

Why tho? He should be used to penis talk by now because this fucking family is genital obsessed & can't stop talking about it...

I guess it's because it's too gay for him because he knows he is sourounded by fags. He might claim they are women because he has to but he doesn't believe it. If these monsters where actual female or if multilated Noah chick was there instead he would be way more confident.

Sander wants pussy so much but instead all he gets is man meat.

 

[passionpoop]

I do love how Hope said he needed his man's dick to be larger than his. The hypocrisy, the shallowness... Sander seemed genuinely upset.

Also it's sort of weird how Jazz's show seems to have been hijacked by Sander.

 

[NoReturn]

Also it's sort of weird how Jazz's show seems to have been hijacked by Sander.

I'm telling you guys. All that stupid #SanderIs shit before the new season was announced was marketing.

Also the "I need a bigger schlong" thing means that Sander is trapped. If they don't "get together" then he's implicitly admitting his dick is smaller than this guy's.

 

[kaien]

I do love how Hope said he needed his man's dick to be larger than his. The hypocrisy, the shallowness... Sander seemed genuinely upset.

Also it's sort of weird how Jazz's show seems to have been hijacked by Sander.

Consider the alternative. "Jazz is fat. Oh boy, Jazz is fat. Update: Jazz remains fat. This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco still dead, Jazz still fat."

Without Sander's Adventures in Ass-Blasting it's just another one of their gawk-at-the-fat-fuck shows, and that probably ends up triggering some kind of beef over budgets/turf between TLC producers.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Happy (almost) New Year. My resolution is to not kill myself when all of this is over.

I will nurse you back to health by hand feeding you tendies every day for a month to see you live past this.

-"I don't like confrontation or abrasiveness," says Jeanette, the most abrasive woman on the planet.

"Unless I am the one controlling it," she followed up in her head.

I do love how Hope said he needed his man's dick to be larger than his. The hypocrisy, the shallowness... Sander seemed genuinely upset.

Also it's sort of weird how Jazz's show seems to have been hijacked by Sander.

It was hijacked but he realized that fame meant kissing someone with a dick and now he's held hostage. It's hell for everyone on the show except Jeanette and Greg, with Jeanette being the driving force and Greg being physically numb to all forms of emotional and physical pain at this point.

 

[Miss Misery]

-They keep saying Black Trans Women like it's a trademark. They sound like bots.

My bf said the same thing this morning! We're watching Ep 5 right now and I keep shouting BLACK TRANS WOMEN every time it's said on the show.

I am probably being very annoying. Maybe I should turn it into a drinking game and make it REALLY annoying.

 

[Paracelsus]

The party city wigs are sending me looool