DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Agent Proper]

Happy page 420 fellow Kiwi Stoners.

Phil's weed smoking stories are some of the most hilarious stories ever from smoking on a yacht and getting sick, or those crazy things he use to do in college like putting drunk chicks to bed.

Thank you drugs and alcohol for making watch this bullshit a little more tolerable.

 

[TurdFondler]

I actually disagree with this. What could anybody do to 'destroy' him?

The Incident II: Gacha Boogaloo

Livestream a second occurrence but this time also have whatever he was jerking to on screen. Undoubtedly sweaty Hogans and a bejeweled clone.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

 

[Crooked 16th]

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[Agent Proper]

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At least it would work with his level 1 rebranding.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Indeed, it's why analyzing Phil can be so interesting.

I think the truth lies that Phil thinks anyone making money online playing video games are lazy bums begging and sellouts. This must be what he tells the dentheads he talks with too, because they all have that pignosis belief that streamers are shameless beggars.

Phil's never been much of a gamer, that's pretty obvious. He's said in the past that he doesn't understand why streaming is popular, which is common for our Gen X/Millennial generation. He doesn't have passion or care for any of this. Phil lucked into all of this with spamming fighting game videos online and winning the algorithm.

Also, Phil really has the mindset that adults clock in/clock out at work, and if you do that, you deserve a wonderful life with family and lots of money. Again, common belief with our generation.

In conclusion, I think Phil believes all the shit he says but it's because he has no care or passion or interest in what he's doing. He shows up for "work", makes his money, and that's that.

I'll be honest maybe because I'm so burnt out with nursing that's sort of the mindset I have. I need to separate my work from my personal life otherwise I'd become cynical. So I understand the mindset of clock in and clock out.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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lol. soooooooo desperate

 

[Lord_Point]

The other thing about that is that detractors at the time found that the costume was actually pretty slutty, she sewed in some more cloth around the cleveage. So she may have been embarassed by phil parading her on stream like that.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dsps-2018-halloween-event.49445/post-3929135

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Oh no, upper thighs! That has to be one of the least slutty "Slutty _____ girl" costume ive ever seen

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

He's trying harder and putting more effort into trying to recapture the vest streak re-run, but I don't think that'll ever happen again. He puts more effort into trying to find out the next "-streak"-esque gimmicks than he does for his gameplay.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I guess Nightbot didn't get the memo about kingofhate.com never existing...

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Aaannnnd the new hat is paywalled, but trust me gais it's awesome you'll like it.

Edit: But the really good news is that he found more that just the one hat, he found several item he can wear on stream, how cool is that?

 

[Kosher Dill]

He's trying harder and putting more effort into trying to recapture the vest streak re-run

It's bizarre when Phil tries to channel the "animal spirits" of the masses in his stream while simultaneously knowing it's just 3 whales actually carrying him. It's like if someone walked up to you and whipped out a Ouija board instead of just talking to you.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Aaannnnd the new hat is paywalled, but trust me gais it's awesome you'll like it.

Edit: But the really good news is that he found more that just the one hat, he found several item he can wear on stream, how cool is that?

He needs that money! For bills!

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil just said "If I get cancelled" so he already backtracked his "I won't allow myself to be cancelled"

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Phil just said "If I get cancelled" so he already backtracked his "I won't allow myself to be cancelled"

Even though he is cancelled, he just keeps going because pigroach.

 

[SPhobos]

Phil has been cancelled before cancelling was even a thing and like 10 out of 13 years of his legacy is just him clawing forward with gouty hooves refusing to die, there's nothing left of him TO cancel.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Its either another beanie or the hat with the two puff balls on the side (thank the Logan Paul an hero forest hat). Dude is such a poseur probably thought he was cool buying those skater boi beanies in the late 90s or early 00's. He needs more gimmick hats otherwise this is nothing more than a scam to wear normal everyday clothes.
Now that I think about it doesn't WingsofRedemption have a magician top hat that he puts on occasionally?

EDIT: ha fucking called it. The real curve ball would be another house hold appliance. We've come a long way from toilet paper roll on the head though

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

And that's who Phil is. He will use anyone who gets close to him to get ahead and dump them when they are not longer useful.
-John Rambo
-Howard
-PandaLee
-Quartering (though its seems Quarter Pounder flipped the script)
-Keemstar
-Projared
-Streamchatters like Major Riot, Kekon and Brian, [REDACTED], Papavera, those Apex Legends chat members, the denthead he was playing Halo with recently.

Never forget he was going to use Katherine for kahntent as well. And now look at them

Spoiler: Gay Speculation

I know we all think that she's the one who avoids him and treats HIM like a roommate but what if its the opposite? What if she genuinely likes him but Phil is the one who acts standoffish towards her? Like when Leanna was getting hate in the comments of this videos thats when it seemed like he was ignoring her. It may be the same with Katherine for refusing to be in his videos.

Sorry. Just a stream of consciousness from a very sleepy boi. Feel free to tell me to fuck off.

Don’t forget Respect the Pact, that’s two more people.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'll just leave this here...

Delusional Disorder

Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness in which a person cannot tell what is real from what is imagined. Learn more about its causes, symptoms, and treatment.

www.webmd.com

Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness called a psychotic disorder. People who have it can’t tell what’s real from what is imagined.

Delusions are the main symptom of delusional disorder. They’re unshakable beliefs in something that isn’t true or based on reality. But that doesn’t mean they’re completely unrealistic. Delusional disorder involves delusions that aren’t bizarre, having to do with situations that could happen in real life, like being followed, poisoned, deceived, conspired against, or loved from a distance. These delusions usually involve mistaken perceptions or experiences. But in reality, the situations are either not true at all or highly exaggerated.
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The types are based on the main theme of the delusion:

• Erotomanic: The person believes someone is in love with them and might try to contact that person. Often it’s someone important or famous. This can lead to stalking behavior.
• Grandiose: This person has an over-inflated sense of worth, power, knowledge, or identity. They could believe they have a great talent or made an important discovery.
• Jealous: A person with this type believes their spouse or sexual partner is unfaithful.
• Persecutory: Someone who has this believes they (or someone close to them) are being mistreated, or that someone is spying on them or planning to harm them. They might make repeated complaints to legal authorities.
• Somatic: They believe they have a physical defect or medical problem.
• Mixed:These people have two or more of the types of delusions listed above

  • What Are the Symptoms of Delusional Disorder?​

    They usually include:
    
    • Non-bizarre delusions -- these are the most obvious symptom
    • Irritable, angry, or low mood
    • Hallucinations (seeing, hearing, or feeling things that aren’t really there) related to the delusion. For example, someone who believes they have an odor problem might smell a bad odor.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil is bringing back his classic final fantasy crossdressing purity samaritan act for this part of the game where he's acting as a stripper or something.