DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[N0thingICanDo]

End of night stream status:

Total tip: $108

Top tip: Ndo103 ($50)

Fueled by whale Ndo and the pay walling of his autistic Pikachu hat, Phil achieved hat goal

Derich, being the Pokémon expert in the chat, of course quickly pointing out when Phil got the hat and that he likes it

Chat is then overflown with people mocking Derich, including OIC, who apparently got CoVid

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

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The face of the most uncancellable man on the internet, ladies and gents.

Chat is then overflown with people mocking Derich, including OIC, who apparently got CoVid

What an absolute shame. Moving on.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

There's speculation in @Piece of Peace 's chat that it's Leanna's hat. Please someone find a picture of her in it.

It kinda looks too small for Dave's oddly shaped hat, so I'm on board with this being Leanna's.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

There's speculation in @Piece of Peace 's chat that it's Leanna's hat. Please someone find a picture of her in it.

Big ups to PigPigGo for this one.

I could have sworn I'd seen her wearing it in a thumbnail (and it's definitely still possible he gave it to her, probably even likely tbh) but, and I say this without watching the above video because I can't imagine anything more boring than a DSP lootcrate unboxing, it's just some garbage he got in a lootcrate.

 

[capefear56]

I'm a mature adult!

And I am not a children's entertainer!

 

[Ching_Chong]

Didn't think Phil could look more like a faggot, yet he continues to prove me wrong.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Ever want to know the face of a 40 year old homosexual virgin's face when a young attractive girl asks him for a date?

Look no further

Tell me he is not gay

 

[Grimlock]

Why is Phil so uncomfortable with nudity in games it's weird what grown man reacts like this

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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How the fuck did Derich find it that fast without PigPigGo? Imagine being an idiot savant about fucking DSP minutae. And grotesque porn, I guess.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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I'm a mature adult!

And I am not a children's entertainer!

Didn't he go on a historic delusional rant earlier today about the content creators who make obscene amounts of money for doing stupid shit? I seem to remember that.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Its either another beanie or the hat with the two puff balls on the side (thank the Logan Paul an hero forest hat). Dude is such a poseur probably thought he was cool buying those skater boi beanies in the late 90s or early 00's. He needs more gimmick hats otherwise this is nothing more than a scam to wear normal everyday clothes.
Now that I think about it doesn't WingsofRedemption have a magician top hat that he puts on occasionally?

EDIT: ha fucking called it. The real curve ball would be another house hold appliance. We've come a long way from toilet paper roll on the head though

The hat I was referring to. The best part is DSP doesn't even like Pikachu. He'd be better off pulling out the Deadpool one

 

[Dona Morte]

Tell me he is not gay

The one that got away.

 

[San Dimas High School]

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I'm a mature adult!

And I am not a children's entertainer!

His target demo is wheelchair Americans, which coincidentally overlaps with children most of the time.

 

[capefear56]

His target demo is wheelchair Americans, which coincidentally overlaps with children most of the time.

The scary thing is that we have no good reason to believe any of them are children. All of the fan doxes I've seen have turned out to be adults between the ages of 18-40. They're all literally just autistic manchildren.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

How the fuck did Derich find it that fast without PigPigGo? Imagine being an idiot savant about fucking DSP minutae. And grotesque porn, I guess.

It's definitely not his memory

This guy called a male porn star Derich for answering his question, truly a retard memory of goldfish level I tell ya

 

[Dashi112]

It looks like for the time being registration is also on halt, all those bots will have to wait a bit before resuming.

Of course Onyx will be the one that fixes it, don't let DSP on the admin panel or the entire site will crumble.

Spoiler: Register

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If Onyx does read this, don't touch it. Let DSP fix it himself, no help. He is a mature adult after all.

 

[Dona Morte]

I got nothin.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I saw it so YOU have to as well.
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This is something that really fucking bugs me about DSP. (I know, how could ANYTHING dsp does bother anyone?)

This is probably better suited for the "Phil's Weird Body" thread but whatever. It's those fucking eyelashes. They look so fucked up, like they get thicker/darker moving away from the bridge of his nose. I get that there, obviously, aren't lashes along the entire lid for most people - I had to google "human face" because I feel like the longer I look at any picture of DSP the more detached from reality I get. But with DSP it's weird. It's almost like the result of applying eyeliner or something. But that's obviously impossible because DSP is incapable of grooming himself in any way whatsoever.

It's just weird. It's one thing I notice in every single well-lit closeup of his face. His faint eyebrows and pale, flabby dome highlight this even more. It makes him look more like a woman. The soy-chugging facial expression doesn't help. Fucking darksydepenelope.

Also, it's nice to know his teeth are still there. I always forget his pig teeth actually do exist. Also good going on the cropjob it makes him look like the thwomp monster from the marrio games.

 

[YokuNama]

To think only 3 years ago DSP was suspended for making fun of another Twitch streamers beard color.

Now he 's wearing Pikachu hats:




I give him a month before either the Sonic hat goes into rotation or he mysteriously develops some illness that prevents him from wearing the Pikachu hat (realizes he looks like a clown)

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Now he 's wearing Pikachu hats:

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I give him a month before either the Sonic hat goes into rotation or he mysteriously develops some illness that prevents him from wearing the Pikachu hat (realizes he looks like a clown)

Look guys, let's be real here. I'm a mature adult, and wearing the pikachu hat is way too hot. I'm literally dying of heat stroke here. Bottom line is I can't risk losing my family or my life over a pikachu hat.