Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Anyone else imagining a ten-year-old Bob in the school hallway bawling "THIS IS TARGETED HARASSMENT!" ?
No, because it probably was "TEACHER! SEAMUS MADE FUN OF MY MARIO AND SAID GENESIS DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T AGAIN!!!" Come on, Bob's vocabulary didn't get that big until he learned how to read sometime in high school and he discovered the thesaurus.
 
No, because it probably was "TEACHER! SEAMUS MADE FUN OF MY MARIO AND SAID GENESIS DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T AGAIN!!!" Come on, Bob's vocabulary didn't get that big until he learned how to read sometime in high school and he discovered the thesaurus.

It's still hilarious to imagine, greasy tears rolling down his hollow cheeks.
 
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This motherfucker
 
Does Bob realize that affirmation from Twitter is goddamn worthless?
No.

Bob never lived his life. He never found achievement or any sense of accomplishment that wasn't connected to social media. As such, he chooses to see what he wants to see
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Bob's socialblade. He rarely has single digit posting days. In fact, he's been hitting triple digit posting with far more frequency.

Bob spends anywhere from one to three hours per day/every day tweeting. He doesn't take a break from it. Ever.

Meanwhile he's losing a little over 100 subs/month. Bob knows that lowering his posting history will also lower the sub loss but his need for someone, anyone to give him validation supercedes his desire to maintain subs.
 
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Bobby then posts a disclaimer about the purported myth of cancel culture; you be the judge whether it is a "reply" or not.
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This "timid, petty man" -- and we'll read more about this type of men in due course -- prefers to use some other men as his mouthpiece.
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Chu-chu mistakes Matrix to be an auteur statement, while Bobby is better than dudebros at Media Analysis -- he is so good he sees the capito-techno-feminist subtext in Spiderman.
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It is you who are trapped in a time loop, Mr. Loopy Lockhart, not "we".


This convo (Matrix-Ayn Rand-Stan Lee-Steve Ditko) is too complicated for a summary. Read it here.
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Whatever this shit is about, Bobby ends up lashing out with that "I totally fucked all yer moms" and then cries harrassment:
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Bobby doesn't worship Elon Musk because he didn't do manly things.
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I wonder which supermodel has Jeff Bezos slept with, because he sure at hell didn't hit home runs.

Isiah 58 commented on Bobby's dunk on Peter Coffin yesterday:
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Homosexuality might be pervasive among different classes and cultures, but "queerness" is indeed a bourgeoise perversion. Suck it up.

Bobby clarifies what he hates about Coffin's tweets: that the US Military is using "liberate the LGBT" as a pretext for their imperialism does not mean that liberating LGBT is wrong in itself. Coffin, however, is not opposed to the liberation of LGBT; indeed Coffin urges the LGBTs to "advocate the understanding of queerness, but do it in opposition to the US State".
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And he follows up with this non-sequitur. Apparently "advanced nations" have the noblesse oblige to liberate the queers in non-advanced nations, under the aegis of SCIENCE!
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Another argument with Isiah 58. It started here.
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Isiah exposes the biggest fallacy in Marxism: that history is driven by class conflict. For another time I'm more sympathetic to Bobby's take, although he seems to dip in a form of extreme (Hegelian?) Idealism that I can't agree with, and I don't know which "Carl" is he referring to.
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They go into an analysis of the fascist personality, which of course resembles someone we all know and love. GuiGui's description is especially telling:
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If Bobby realized that Superior Future is impossible, would he be so genocidal as he is now?

In the end, Bobby had enough and he threw another tantrum:
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Angel has another bellyache as he realizes that both Capitalism and the Revolution hate him:
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More on China's imperialism:
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Covid, and yet another of Bobby's Blue Supremacy:
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I don't recall "support of pedophilia" being on the GOP's agenda. It is squarely a Democrat thing.

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I can't even make sense of this comment, how is Ditko is cutting the knee from the "true Mavericks" from the late 60's early 70's comic boom (I imagine he is talking about guys like Kirby and Adams who were very vocal about being fucked over by the big 2)?

Hard to say that Ditko was even "haunting", because after he was done with Marvel and DC, he became a recluse, doing his own objectvist comics and died in the same apartment where he lived pretty much his whole life. And even so, he still worked with other comics publishers like Valiant and even did some gigs with marvel again for a paycheck, so hard to call him a "maverick" like Kirby was, who was very vocal on his grievances and burned bridges like a motherfucker.

Whenever Stan Lee was pestered about the Spiderman credits, it was mostly other artists and comic book people who went after him, and to cut Stan Lee some slack, he gave Ditko credits pretty early, way earlier than other artists got with their creations, and Ditko still received royalties from the characters he created well into his dying days, legend says he never opened them... which I call bullshit, but whatever.

Also, "serial killer" is what the "bullies" call the weird loner kid in schools, just so you know where Robert's mind goes whenever he wants to be "mean".
 
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I can't even make sense of this comment, how is Ditko is cutting the knee from the "true Mavericks" from the late 60's early 70's comic boom (I imagine he is talking about guys like Kirby and Adams who were very vocal about being fucked over by the big 2)?

Hard to say that Ditko was even "haunting", because after he was done with Marvel and DC, he became a recluse, doing his own objectvist comics and died in the same apartment where he lived. And even so, he still worked with other comics publishers like Valiant and even did some gigs with marvel again for a paycheck, so hard to call him a "maverick" like Kirby was, who was very vocal on his grievances and burned bridges like a motherfucker.

Whenever Stan Lee was pestered about the Spiderman credits, it was mostly other artists and comic book people who went after him, and to cut Stan Lee some slack, he gave Ditko credits pretty early one, more than other artists got with their creations, and Ditko still received royalties from thecharacters he created well into his dying days, legend says he never opened them... which I call bullshit, but whatever.

Also, "serial killer" is what the "bullies" call the weird loner kid in schools, just so you know where Robert's mind goes whenever he wants to be "mean".
I find it funny that he calls Ditko a serial killer but doesn’t call out the other way creepier people that have worked at Marvel or DC.
 
I find it funny that he calls Ditko a serial killer but doesn’t call out the other way creepier people that have worked at Marvel or DC.

He probably doesn't know any, Ditko's story is a notorious one that even the normies know about because the guy created the most popular comics character of all time... I mean arguably Batman is but that won't matter if, give a decade or two and if Eiichiro Oda is still kicking, then it will be Luffy D. Monkey. (mangakas don't get past farther than 60).
 
Can Bob just not grasp that some people actually care about comics?

He seems to view all comics as nothing more than content for big Hollywood cocksuckers to exploit.

There's so many old Marvel comics stories that are better than the watered down MCU.
Bob is incapable of grasping or appreciating anyone else's interests or hobbies that aren't also his.
 
A topic of interest is broached by a #ActuallyAutistic retard
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lmao fuggin retard. Even lesser brother knew not to bring that up.
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and the likes for both of those
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How do you fail harder than lesser brother, Kevin?

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Bobby then posts a disclaimer about the purported myth of cancel culture; you be the judge whether it is a "reply" or not.
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This fucking cuck deserves all that he has.

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It is only now that I realize that Bob went out of his way to correct Lindsay in the most Bob way possible. She wasn't actually cancelled guys, even though that's what she calls it. She was bullied. He then finished strong by admitting that, yeah, it's the same thing. Ol Bobbyboi is still super pissed at her but knows he can do nothing without losing his good ally cred. What a horrific life he has made for himself, leaving himself in a position where he can't tell hotdog girl to eat shit.
 
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Bobby then posts a disclaimer about the purported myth of cancel culture; you be the judge whether it is a "reply" or not.
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This "timid, petty man" -- and we'll read more about this type of men in due course -- prefers to use some other men as his mouthpiece.
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Chu-chu mistakes Matrix to be an auteur statement, while Bobby is better than dudebros at Media Analysis -- he is so good he sees the capito-techno-feminist subtext in Spiderman.
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It is you who are trapped in a time loop, Mr. Loopy Lockhart, not "we".


This convo (Matrix-Ayn Rand-Stan Lee-Steve Ditko) is too complicated for a summary. Read it here.
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Whatever this shit is about, Bobby ends up lashing out with that "I totally fucked all yer moms" and then cries harrassment:
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Bobby doesn't worship Elon Musk because he didn't do manly things.
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I wonder which supermodel has Jeff Bezos slept with, because he sure at hell didn't hit home runs.

Isiah 58 commented on Bobby's dunk on Peter Coffin yesterday:
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Homosexuality might be pervasive among different classes and cultures, but "queerness" is indeed a bourgeoise perversion. Suck it up.

Bobby clarifies what he hates about Coffin's tweets: that the US Military is using "liberate the LGBT" as a pretext for their imperialism does not mean that liberating LGBT is wrong in itself. Coffin, however, is not opposed to the liberation of LGBT; indeed Coffin urges the LGBTs to "advocate the understanding of queerness, but do it in opposition to the US State".
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And he follows up with this non-sequitur. Apparently "advanced nations" have the noblesse oblige to liberate the queers in non-advanced nations, under the aegis of SCIENCE!
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Another argument with Isiah 58. It started here.
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Isiah exposes the biggest fallacy in Marxism: that history is driven by class conflict. For another time I'm more sympathetic to Bobby's take, although he seems to dip in a form of extreme (Hegelian?) Idealism that I can't agree with, and I don't know which "Carl" is he referring to.
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They go into an analysis of the fascist personality, which of course resembles someone we all know and love. GuiGui's description is especially telling:
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If Bobby realized that Superior Future is impossible, would he be so genocidal as he is now?

In the end, Bobby had enough and he threw another tantrum:
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Angel has another bellyache as he realizes that both Capitalism and the Revolution hate him:
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More on China's imperialism:
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Covid, and yet another of Bobby's Blue Supremacy:
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I don't recall "support of pedophilia" being on the GOP's agenda. It is squarely a Democrat thing.

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totally called it on the Hotdog Abortion Vagueposting. Oh yes, the love and pining for Lindsay continues, hope springs eternal in Bob's half-clogged coronary artery that eventually, when shit all blows over, Lindsay will see his very obvious white knight performance and finally touch his peepee.

Holy shit, he doesn't plan for the inevitability of his own death? Man I knew Bob was a paste-consooming, crayon-eating, lead paint chip licking, blue curtain analyzing smoothbrained retard, but that's beyond exceptional. It's not even rational. That's some hypocritical Believer ™️ shit right there. This moron thinks he'll be able to get his Ghost in the Shell Body and Mario-shka brain in his lifetime and thinks it will make him immortal. Sun goona go blooey in 1 billion years? No problemo, the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah means we'll have spaceships to escape to a different solar system with a new Class-M earthlike world to inhabit! Bob can keep doing this for as long as it takes!

Too bad for Bob that he won't survive the heat death of the Universe, though. And that's the fatal flaw in his temporal immortality gambit. And that's to say nothing of the Beetus or heart disease taking him first.
 
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Bobby then posts a disclaimer about the purported myth of cancel culture; you be the judge whether it is a "reply" or not.
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This "timid, petty man" -- and we'll read more about this type of men in due course -- prefers to use some other men as his mouthpiece.
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I called it. Despite her humiliating him in front of everyone, Bob won't kick her when she is down because he is too much of a simp of hers to do so. It is things like this that make Bob so infuriating. For all his sociopathic rhetoric and anger, he will never throw it at somebody that isn't pre-approved even when he has a reason to do so.
 
Maybe start by imagining atoms, then protons, then quarks, etc. Work towards it.
There can't be protons there as they carry POSITIVE charge. Roberto has only negativity.
Also, its a bummer this is happening to Lindsay, sure she hates us, and isn't all that great of a critic, but I'd take her over cinema roberto every day of the week.
I dont know Lindsay at all. She may be horrible but as a sucker for drama I had a look on why was she cancelled, and for the love of god, cancelling someone for saying a cartoon is similar to another cartoon is one of the stupidest shit ever. Bob gets to promote eugenics and calling for mass killings of entire states but the thing that makes twitter mad is comparison between two cartoons about faux chingos?
This is why out of all social media, I will never use Twitter. Its an ocean of toxicity. Have you ever noticed how this is by far the most popular medium of most (if not all) LolCows? Nothing in this world can be as bad as Twitter.
Roberto picks and chooses his narratives and thinks everyone else forgets how May's lesson was not the one impacting MCU Spidey at all. Toby had to endanger himself to forcefully stop MCU Spidey from complely ignoring her advice. and god knows if he would have managed even that if Andrew's Spidey was not able to save Zendaya Watson minutes earlier.
Sorry to dissapoint you bob but the staright white boys won the movie, the messages and all the memes and social impact coming out of the movie. In the week and a half since the movie came out I saw infinite references to all the White Cis Straight Spider-Men and almost no reference to May's sacrifice.
 
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