DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
what the actual fuck is this? This sloth looking mother fucker shits on japanese society, yet again. Shits on japanese society, puts on Pikachu hat, a pikachu hat that looks like it child size.

The only difference I see here is Sloth is an adored likeable character who can communicate efficiently and clearly.

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DSP was well aware how much of a hypocrite shill cartoon character muppet he would like by wearing the Pikachu hat.


Immediately comments how "dumb, stupid" the hat is. But it's actually super comfy! Again, it's the most stupid hat ever, but it's super comfy, so he doesn't care!

22:20 - "I actually like this hat! It's super comfy! It's all about comfort. I don't care! Nothing wrong with Pikachu!"

The best part? After going on a nearly 2 hour rant about streamers doing ads, DSP says the Pikachu hat came from one of his old Loot Boxes. And, the Pokeballs on the strings look like testicles! Bc of course they do.

10/10 DSP Moment.
He's trying so hard not to cry right there. His laugh is the same kind he does whenever someone got him good and he's trying to laugh it off even though you know he's in pain. Phil knows how he looks, and he cares, but he also knows he doesn't have a choice. He knows it's all his fault, too. He won't say it publicly, but he knows.

And he still has the MidFirst decision to look forward to...
 
How the fuck did Derich find it that fast without PigPigGo? Imagine being an idiot savant about fucking DSP minutae. And grotesque porn, I guess.
Derichs brain is like the library of Alexandria but for DSP videos, porn, and useless wiki trivia.
It's very easy, he just typed "pikachu" in DSP's channel.
It comes up because the video has that word as one of the tags:

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what the actual fuck is this? This sloth looking mother fucker shits on japanese society, yet again. Shits on japanese society, puts on Pikachu hat, a pikachu hat that looks like it child size.

The only difference I see here is Sloth is an adored likeable character who can communicate efficiently and clearly.

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He looks like a discount Jake Paul. We can think what we want about Jake Paul but at least he was in Japan making fun of the Japanese to their face while Phil just sits in his creaking chair saying stupid shit. God I wish he would again getting wrecked by Japanese players in a fighting game but he has devovled so much none of them would even care to take a look at him.
 
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#DisgustingBeggar #PerfectAimBurnell
Yeah that dude is one of the more special people in Phils chat he even has his own DSP fan "wall of acclaim" on his profile.

Even if he’s a troll, he’s really crossing over into that “actual retard” territory
Idk how this guy can be a troll, ive seen people here call him a psuedo troll before it just cant be. Hes a genuine nutter
 
Thats what I dont get about Phil's fans, unless dsp's videos are literally the first ones they clicked on and never checked out any other channels, they have to recognize the difference between phil and any other youtuber. The begging, the tips goals, the prestreams, the taxes, the money for groceries, etc, all shit that doesn't happen anywhere else.

Which leads to the only explanation- his fans know he's a scumbag but still like him anyway. So phil doesn't really need to do all the lying and trying to scrub his own history all the time, the fans know who he is and dont care.

Like you said the bs is all for Phil's delusions and his ego. We know he's a lying scumbag, his fans know he's a lying, toxic scumbag, the constant bullshit is for phil only.
Either that or they've been conditioned to believe that Phil's behavior is "normal".
 
Big ups to Ludwig for taking Phil to task over 2020. It's a year late, but oh man, the hypocrisy of Phil and his whinefest with Cyberpunk and TLOU2 is so worth it.

And yes, to prove how shitty Phil is at Demon's Souls, the PinRinPan fight is back in all its glory. Oh right, Phil had "lag" on his side.

 
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I don't think this has been mentioned yet but the 35 minute mark of his cancel culture/retirement rant, Phil claims that alutta peeple were tricked into buying state of decay 2 after watching the paid shills and believed the game was fun. First thought would be DSP can't comprehend that others can make a bad game interesting or fun, but fuck that its GTA that puts butts in seats not him. The real reason is clearly he has to protect SBM, what other retard could watch a game (lol for SBM) for hours and not see through the scam.......AND NOT SEE THE SCAM.

Confirmed DSP is leading the charge against scamming the blind by anyone other than himself.
 
I replayed RE4 this Halloween and the controls are clunky at first but I got used to them pretty quickly I think. I played a normal and then hard difficulty campaign and I had 8 deaths in the first one, most of which in the first chapter when I was still fumbling with the controls, and I had no deaths on hard difficulty. The conclusion is thus: the controls are a bit outdated but when you get used to them they feel okay, it's not like the OG RE games which feel like you're still fighting with the control scheme at points even after you mastered the game. The encounters in RE4 also work quite well with the controls. You don't have that much agility because you can't walk and attack at the same time so most enemies are also sluggish, and even then you've got a lot of options of dealing with them in various situations, even in ones which would be a death sentence in other games like when you're getting swarmed and are backed up against a corner you can just shoot one in the head or leg to stun them, run up to them and then do a spinning kick which hits everyone in range, not just the stunned zombie, and knocks them down, letting you run past them.


Oh look, "I'LL NEVER GIVE UP!" tweet #1651
Looks like you probably have a less fanboy take on the controls than me.
RE4 is on of those games I always have "on tap" ready to play, sort of like a comfort food type deal.

FFS I own it on PS2,PS3,PS4,X Box 360,X Box One, PC, not the Wii though as I'm not gay but have it on Switch because I'm curious.

When the remake does land I hope it will not have combat like the other remakes because the entire game is build around the tank controls, if we get modernized combat EVERYTHING has to be changed to fit with that and I fear that will change the game into something way to different.
Yeah that dude is one of the more special people in Phils chat he even has his own DSP fan "wall of acclaim" on his profile.
Jesus Christ. He can't be for real.
I'm not able to tell if he's a troll or just exceptional
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He looks so autistic. He's one red and blue sweater away from looking like Chris-chan, holy shit.
For sure this has strong CWC vibes, I'm sure he'll soon find a way to avoid this hat when the mockery starts to get to him.
So he was searching the house and found a lost hat? what's the over under that hat use to be Panda's. Now he can smell her on it and remember better times untill his oils saturate the inside.
Well in the @Piece of Peace reeestream chat people almost immediately thought that this used to be Pandas or that she had worn it at some point.

We have yet to find any evidence but this does look like something she would have worn, and this is not something Phil would ever have worn pre vest streak retardation set in.
 
Its just insane to hear Phil try to critique anyone's youtube career, after he's completely botched his own in every way possible. Yeah Phil, you know all about growing and maintaining a youtube presence, your current videos get less than 1% of the views you got 10 years ago but sure keep pointing out what everyone else is doing wrong.

And just the pure hypocrisy everytime he talks shit about other youtubers/streamers- from a guy who hates people talking about himself so much he's coined his own term "detractor" to refer to anyone who says anything remotely negative about him. Well phil, by your own logic, wouldn't you be a ninja detractor or a pewdiepie detractor or a detractor for everyone else you criticize and talk shit about? Oh yeah its different when phil does it because reasons.
Another unhinged narrative he repeated yesterday which he mentions every time he mopes and copes about the fact that he's a failed streamer is that in the mid 2010s suddenly all those gaming Youtubers came outta nowhere with big money financing them and with big production values and a team of professionals working for them so indie-style Youtubers like Phil who are just one person simply couldn't compete anymore and that is still the case today. Since Phil is a lazy nigger who never learned even the most basic of basics of video editing and who never reinvests any money back into his "business" so he can upgrade his own production value, he concluded that it must mean that people like Ninja simply must have someone like daddy Soros buying them all of their equipment and hiring big time editors, cameramen, costume designers etc. to make their streams look as good as possible.

Phil is still stuck on level 1 of 2008, any fucking retard can go and spend half a grand on a camera and mic right now and he'd have twice the production value Phil has right out the gate, triple if the retard in my hypothetical scenario remembers to shower before he turns on each stream. Phil has never even attempted to do anything like video editing on his own so he thinks if you know how to put an intro and outro in your videos that must mean that you spent at least 15 years working on high budget Hollywood productions. It's kind of like how blacksmiths and the art of smithing were considered a magical and arcane art to the ancient Celts because the average Celtic peasant didn't know how the fuck it works.

Most vidya streamers, even the really big ones, if they have a team it consists of an editor and/or a group of tranny jannies moderating streamchat. And even then those people are employed by the streamer, not because some Wall Street finance type paid for those people to work for that video game streamer, the streamer can fire them and hire new ones any time they wish, they're the boss, they make the money and decide how to invest it, there's no mainstream media or banking types in the background financing everything.
 
Another unhinged narrative he repeated yesterday which he mentions every time he mopes and copes about the fact that he's a failed streamer is that in the mid 2010s suddenly all those gaming Youtubers came outta nowhere with big money financing them and with big production values and a team of professionals working for them so indie-style Youtubers like Phil who are just one person simply couldn't compete anymore and that is still the case today. Since Phil is a lazy nigger who never learned even the most basic of basics of video editing and who never reinvests any money back into his "business" so he can upgrade his own production value, he concluded that it must mean that people like Ninja simply must have someone like daddy Soros buying them all of their equipment and hiring big time editors, cameramen, costume designers etc. to make their streams look as good as possible.

Phil is still stuck on level 1 of 2008, any fucking retard can go and spend half a grand on a camera and mic right now and he'd have twice the production value Phil has right out the gate, triple if the retard in my hypothetical scenario remembers to shower before he turns on each stream. Phil has never even attempted to do anything like video editing on his own so he thinks if you know how to put an intro and outro in your videos that must mean that you spent at least 15 years working on high budget Hollywood productions. It's kind of like how blacksmiths and the art of smithing were considered a magical and arcane art to the ancient Celts because the average Celtic peasant didn't know how the fuck it works.

Most vidya streamers, even the really big ones, if they have a team it consists of an editor and/or a group of tranny jannies moderating streamchat. And even then those people are employed by the streamer, not because some Wall Street finance type paid for those people to work for that video game streamer, the streamer can fire them and hire new ones any time they wish, they're the boss, they make the money and decide how to invest it, there's no mainstream media or banking types in the background financing everything.
The only thing I have to add to this is that no lower form of life on Earth exists than a chat moderator for a streamer. Fucks sake, I’d sooner be a global janny on Reddit.
 
The only thing I have to add to this is that no lower form of life on Earth exists than a chat moderator for a streamer. Fucks sake, I’d sooner be a global janny on Reddit.
Being a mod for Wings or Phil is like the most thankless, unpaid "job" you could possibly have. Like Wings will demand people be banned for the most minor things and will name and shame moderators who don't start banning people as soon as he tells them to. Phil makes them kiss the ring in private chats and almost every moderation action has to be filtered through him before they can do it, and doing any moderation on your own will get you publicly shamed by Phil on stream.
 
phil should get down on this he already tows the line
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Even better idea, I remember back when Metokur restreamed him half a decade ago he said that companies should hire Phil to do black PR on rival brands by shilling their rival's products. I mean think about it would you do business with a brand that gets shilled by Phil?
 
> streams to children
> streams to actually handicapped people
> claims he's a mature adult
> claims he's above other streamers that dye their hair
> claims he's not a childrens entertainer
> wears a pikachu hat

Mate, what the fuck?
YouTube had a thing where a channel could get age restricted if they claim they're for children, but they're not really. Do with this what you will.
 
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Well in the @Piece of Peace reeestream chat people almost immediately thought that this used to be Pandas or that she had worn it at some point.

We have yet to find any evidence but this does look like something she would have worn, and this is not something Phil would ever have worn pre vest streak retardation set in.
I find it unlikely that it belonged to Leanna on account of how much that loss still burns Phil. Unless he actually really did forget where it came from, but I don't think so because he went right to an explanation that exposed him as a hypocrite liar, and any time he does that without realizing it, he's usually telling the truth.

You are right that he never would've put it on before the vest streak, though, and like I said, he looks like he's about to cry, that this is his life now. He has been able to endure the dress up game until this point, but I think that was entirely predicated on it stroking his ego via constant influx of tips, and those days are gone and he knows it. He looks so sad that this shit isn't working, he knows what he really has to do, and it scars his soul to admit to himself that it's either stop being lazy or start making peace with the inevitable.

This is what he gets for stupidly thinking that 1) it was going to last forever, and 2) that keeping it going forever is going to, in any way, help him escape needing it. Ever. If anything, being known for the dress up game is what's helping keep him where he is. What normal person wants to be caught dead watching a streamer who puts on glasses and a hat after you give him $100?
Another unhinged narrative he repeated yesterday which he mentions every time he mopes and copes about the fact that he's a failed streamer is that in the mid 2010s suddenly all those gaming Youtubers came outta nowhere with big money financing them and with big production values and a team of professionals working for them so indie-style Youtubers like Phil who are just one person simply couldn't compete anymore and that is still the case today.
Phil's mind always goes to "my competition had more money", I believe he said the same thing about college, that everybody who graduated went into it with money backing them.

The real problem here is not that Phil is incorrect, but that no successful streamer has HIS track record of bad decisions. Phil could've been given by his parents a huge pile of cash to play with and still wound up exactly where he is today, and we know this because he asked banks for piles of cash and did fuck all with it. Several times. That's a fact. There's a reason his money went into collectibles, a BMW, and other assorted frivolous shit instead of mutual funds, stocks, bonds, and a 401K. Like it should have. Phil has no excuse, besides being dumb, for the fact that he has nothing to his name and no way to fix it that doesn't involve cementing himself as a joke. He could be a joke who's better off, financially, than he is now, but he would be a joke nonetheless. There's no escaping that anymore, the door is closed for good, and him missing it is only from stupidity as well. Nothing else. No one screwed Phil except Phil.

This is what happens when you spend years lying about your income, you're stuck pretending that you never had the option of the aforementioned, but you factually did, you just didn't exercise it and are now coping over it, so some mentally-ill nudniks get to blow your shit out without even trying. I would say this is a great warning to others, but honestly, looking at other streamers, even the terrible ones, they don't need it. Phil needs their wisdom, not the opposite. After over a decade of doing this, too.

Again, I hope it hurts.
 
I replayed RE4 this Halloween and the controls are clunky at first but I got used to them pretty quickly I think. I played a normal and then hard difficulty campaign and I had 8 deaths in the first one, most of which in the first chapter when I was still fumbling with the controls, and I had no deaths on hard difficulty. The conclusion is thus: the controls are a bit outdated but when you get used to them they feel okay, it's not like the OG RE games which feel like you're still fighting with the control scheme at points even after you mastered the game. The encounters in RE4 also work quite well with the controls. You don't have that much agility because you can't walk and attack at the same time so most enemies are also sluggish, and even then you've got a lot of options of dealing with them in various situations, even in ones which would be a death sentence in other games like when you're getting swarmed and are backed up against a corner you can just shoot one in the head or leg to stun them, run up to them and then do a spinning kick which hits everyone in range, not just the stunned zombie, and knocks them down, letting you run past them.


Oh look, "I'LL NEVER GIVE UP!" tweet #1651
Looks like you probably have a less fanboy take on the controls than me.
RE4 is on of those games I always have "on tap" ready to play, sort of like a comfort food type deal.

FFS I own it on PS2,PS3,PS4,X Box 360,X Box One, PC, not the Wii though as I'm not gay but have it on Switch because I'm curious.

When the remake does land I hope it will not have combat like the other remakes because the entire game is build around the tank controls, if we get modernized combat EVERYTHING has to be changed to fit with that and I fear that will change the game into something way to different.
Yeah that dude is one of the more special people in Phils chat he even has his own DSP fan "wall of acclaim" on his profile.
Jesus Christ. He can't be for real.
I'm not able to tell if he's a troll or just exceptional
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He looks so autistic. He's one red and blue sweater away from looking like Chris-chan, holy shit.
For sure this has strong CWC vibes, I'm sure he'll soon find a way to avoid this hat when the mockery starts to get to him.
So he was searching the house and found a lost hat? what's the over under that hat use to be Panda's. Now he can smell her on it and remember better times untill his oils saturate the inside.
Well in the @Piece of Peace reeestream chat people almost immediately thought that this used to be Pandas or that she had worn it at some point.

We have yet to find any evidence but this does look like something she would have worn, and this is not something Phil would ever have worn pre vest streak retardation set in.
Thats what I dont get about Phil's fans, unless dsp's videos are literally the first ones they clicked on and never checked out any other channels, they have to recognize the difference between phil and any other youtuber. The begging, the tips goals, the prestreams, the taxes, the money for groceries, etc, all shit that doesn't happen anywhere else.

Which leads to the only explanation- his fans know he's a scumbag but still like him anyway. So phil doesn't really need to do all the lying and trying to scrub his own history all the time, the fans know who he is and dont care.

Like you said the bs is all for Phil's delusions and his ego. We know he's a lying scumbag, his fans know he's a lying, toxic scumbag, the constant bullshit is for phil only.
How many of the people in his chat are real fans though?

The more you look into it the more it seems to be populated by obvious trolls or very openly ironic fans, or people that are LARPing as true and honest fans for whatever reason.

Then we have the whales/mods. It seems like their motivation is more about either being the big fish that get to lord over the regulars in a small pond because that's the only place they can ever be the big fish.

Or for the mods the opportunity to wield "power" like Fagginz that gets a tiny stiffy when he wields the ban hammer.

I would argue that at most 50 are there to watch Phil, and that tiny bunch are special Olympics levels of retarded.
 
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