Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[ProtoParrot]

At this point Sander should just fuck Dr. Sneed, at least he can still claim some kind of "allyship" or whatever the fuck.

 

[hogdogmog]

My bf said the same thing this morning! We're watching Ep 5 right now and I keep shouting BLACK TRANS WOMEN every time it's said on the show.

I am probably being very annoying. Maybe I should turn it into a drinking game and make it REALLY annoying.

had the same thought, but then decided alcohol poisoning was not the way to go

 

[sperginity]

Jazz spills the beans that he basically isn't following the nutritionist at all. He just thinks that one day, everything will just click and he'll magically stick to the nutrition guide.
-"I'm not going to be like this for the rest of my life." Jazz is even heavier today than he is on the show. That's a hard no, hoss. Jazz noticeably starts wheezing and getting really out of breath while walking.

so just to recap: greg and jeannette had a boy that (supposedly) asked for a vagina, and instead of saying "well son, a surgeon can turn your dick inside out, but that isn't a vagina. so no one can give you what you want" they instead lied and said a vagina is something people can buy, and insisted on buying one for their kid. They tried to fix physically impossible problems rather than do the tedious work of coping with the feelings that come with wanting something impossible. Jeannette made all of this happen: the consultations, the medications, the surgeries. From what I have seen she also made all the activism happen, jazz hardly had to do anything to become a brand.

Then when that kid grows up and seems to believe magical solutions will drop in their lap the parents act surprised. Why? It is the most predictable outcome on earth. Every other problem jazz has encountered got tackled by someone else. It isn't irrational for him to assume that being a fat ass is going to be like every other problem he has had.

 

[hogdogmog]

HAHAHAHAHAAH HOLY SHIT

It gets funnier every time I watch. The way he's just nodding along (such a good listener!) as Shrekette reminisces about the massive dongs she's taken and how nothing else can satisfy her

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

I was bewildered that Hope wore that top on a first date. She looked like a Las Vegas hooker and I am not exaggerating. It isn't the type of shirt someone would wear out in public during the day, never mind when you are meeting someone for the first time. How can anyone take that seriously?

Seeing him and Peppermint got me a bit moti (is it really moti if I'm mad at is a reality tv show? anyways).

Spoiler: INCOHERENT TRANNY HATE SPERG

This is my first season of watching I am Jazz so I had no idea who Peppermint was until now, and I absolutely cannot stand either of them and how they treat Sander. I won't talk about their treatment of Sander as it's already been said many times here, but I despise the way that both Hope and Peppermint carry themselves. It's like they thought "I'm a black woman now and how do black women act? Like sassy overly sexual Shaniquas" They both dress like skanks all of the time. Watching Hope wear that atrocious shit for ice skating, an activity where you wanna wear a sweater or something, makes me think that his idea of women, especially black women, constantly show off their bodies and dress like they're out to fuck everyone. The literal Jezebel stereotype. The ending "next time on I am Jazz" clip where Peppermint was wearing a cow print body suit with the worst boob and ass implants is so abominable. It's a fucking character straight out of Jim Crow. God I hate it. I havent watched the newest episode yet so I expect this to get worse. This show is full of white people who spout BLM and the only black people they have on there are these two fucking clowns that are caricatures of black womanhood and femininity, so thus they expect the audience to feel sympathy for the two. These two are just making all of other niggers look bad and I want to lynch them myself.

 

[Rabidcolombian]

“IS THERE GOANNA BE A THIRD DATE WITH HOPE, SANDER?!?!”

This troon literally leans in and stares at Sander for an answer. It’s so freaking manipulative.

And then when TS Madison says he wasn’t dating anymore, Sanders innocently asks why not.

TS Madison: BECAUSE MEN ARE TRASH
Sander: Really…?
TS Madison: YES. Even talking about them makes me…
Sander: Not all men are trash…

His innocence is just so heartbreaking. You can tell those words were meant to hurt him. The way TS starred directly at HIM when he said it…it was as though Sander were a villain in The Handmaid’s Tale.

Noah and her girlfriend said Sander looked to be having a great time with Hope bowling. I don’t know how you can be so tone death.

He looked absolutely MISERABLE the whole time except for the few times he got some strikes in. It was painfully obvious. It’s like he can never be on a social outing where he isn’t forced into some awkward situation.

The tragedy is you just want to take him out of the whole situation and plop him into some small redneck town to go out drinking with normal dudes. Just put him in a place where he doesn’t have to worry about constantly being a good ally 24/7 and where he can BE an actual 21 year old. But that would never work. He’d still bring the mindset with him and talk about what it means to be a good ally in the LGBT fight all night. He can never escape from it.

Also, when Noah throws a gutter ball, she blames it on her recent top surgery. Yep, these people can’t even bowl a damn gutter ball without mentioning their mutilated body parts. I get it was said in jest, but the fact her mind was SO quick to go right to that topic…

 

[Gramlol]

Seeing him and Peppermint got me a bit moti (is it really moti if I'm mad at is a reality tv show? anyways).

Spoiler: INCOHERENT TRANNY HATE SPERG

This is my first season of watching I am Jazz so I had no idea who Peppermint was until now, and I absolutely cannot stand either of them and how they treat Sander. I won't talk about their treatment of Sander as it's already been said many times here, but I despise the way that both Hope and Peppermint carry themselves. It's like they thought "I'm a black woman now and how do black women act? Like sassy overly sexual Shaniquas" They both dress like skanks all of the time. Watching Hope wear that atrocious shit for ice skating, an activity where you wanna wear a sweater or something, makes me think that his idea of women, especially black women, constantly show off their bodies and dress like they're out to fuck everyone. The literal Jezebel stereotype. The ending "next time on I am Jazz" clip where Peppermint was wearing a cow print body suit with the worst boob and ass implants is so abominable. It's a fucking character straight out of Jim Crow. God I hate it. I havent watched the newest episode yet so I expect this to get worse. This show is full of white people who spout BLM and the only black people they have on there are these two fucking clowns that are caricatures of black womanhood and femininity, so thus they expect the audience to feel sympathy for the two. These two are just making all of other niggers look bad and I want to lynch them myself.

The insulting depictions of womanhood as = sexualised, ditzy, vain, make me MOTI. But then layering in that with the worst stereotypes of black women and it's activism (because apparently constantly being murdered (citation?) pushing aside the much needed attention for the atrocious murder rate of all women by domestic partners that is not funded/addressed meaningfully?)
It's practically formulated in a lab to insult women/make one MOTI, really.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

The insulting depictions of womanhood as = sexualised, ditzy, vain, make me MOTI. But then layering in that with the worst stereotypes of black women and it's activism (because apparently constantly being murdered (citation?) pushing aside the much needed attention for the atrocious murder rate of all women by domestic partners that is not funded/addressed meaningfully?)
It's practically formulated in a lab to insult women/make one MOTI, really.

I'll keep my politisperg to a minimum here. Black women have crazy high mortality rate mostly because black men chose violence and dont respect women. So seeing these black men play dress up and call themselves women, while saying that they're the most vulnerable people in the whole world is the fucking cherry on top.

Where's the visceral disgust and hatred for straight men who do this to women?

All sodomy is illegal in Jamaica. They think its gross as fuck. Theres more open disgust to gays because they think anal sex is the only way gays have sex. Also, the public js okay with lesbians because it usually doesn't involve anal sex and men think lesbians are hot. Sex between men is criminalized but not sex between women.

 

[behindyourightnow]

It's *phobic because it's acknowledging the man behind the curtain.

"I'm only attracted to women with vaginas" = "I'm not attracted to you because I don't view you as a woman, I consider you a man who wants me to pretend you're a woman and I'm being polite. You don't pass enough to fool me." This would generally have been upsetting for any trans person but the older school ones kinda had more self awareness that it sucks but that's how things are - it's a bit different if you're top of the totem and are used to demanding people bend the knee and pledge fealty.

Same reason they've got a hair trigger temper about phrases like "male anatomy", because it's a reminder they're men, and therefore "penises can be female anatomy because some women have penises" and "actually sex is a social construct and it's a spectrum too" and "since some women have penises, and you like women, it would follow you like women's penises unless you have an arbitrary genital fetish rooted in transphobia".

Your example is a double whammy because you're lumping cis women and trans men in together which is also demonstrating that you view trans men as women who've started taking testosterone. (But as always trans women dominate the conversation)

Yep, the steps were:

1. Encourage everyone to use and repeat a polite fiction ("transwomen are women") in order to make a minority of pitiable disadvantaged outcasts feel better

2. Once everyone has become used to saying the phrase, change the rules so that polite fiction is now an unquestionable axiom

3. Rewrite all the rules of biology, society, human sexuality, etc, on the basis of that axiom ("Transwomen are women, and women are biologically female, therefore transwomen are biologically female" "Women are allowed to compete in female sports, and transwomen are women, and therefore transwomen should be allowed to compete in female sports", etc)

4. Declare that they are right because their arguments are internally consistent, and anyone who questions them is a Nazi and a witch and should be publicly executed

The end!

 

[AssignedEva]

HAHAHAHAHAAH HOLY SHIT
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It gets funnier every time I watch. The way he's just nodding along (such a good listener!) as Shrekette reminisces about the massive dongs she's taken and how nothing else can satisfy her

Sander might actually be getting deprogrammed here given how he's uncomfortably swallowing and actually pointing out the hypocrisy of saying "you can't have genital preferences" but also saying "I have a genital preference for big dicks".

If Sander finally breaks and spreads his cheeks it would be hilarious if Hope then dumps him because he's got a small dick, although it seems like Hope is talking about a past phase (maybe communicating to Sander that she'll fuck him even if he's got a stub?).

Also the actual women at the table look pretty uncomfortable/bewildered, along the lines of "Sir, this is a Wendy's":

“IS THERE GOANNA BE A THIRD DATE WITH HOPE, SANDER?!?!”
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This troon literally leans in and stares at Sander for an answer. It’s so freaking manipulative.
And then when TS Madison says he wasn’t dating anymore, Sanders innocently asks why not.
TS Madison: BECAUSE MEN ARE TRASH
Sander: Really…?
TS Madison: YES. Even talking about them makes me…
Sander: Not all men are trash…
His innocence is just so heartbreaking. You can tell those words were meant to hurt him. The way TS starred directly at HIM when he said it…it was as though Sander were a villain in The Handmaid’s Tale.

Noah and her girlfriend said Sander looked to be having a great time with Hope bowling. I don’t know how you can be so tone death.
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He looked absolutely MISERABLE the whole time except for the few times he got some strikes in. It was painfully obvious. It’s like he can never be on a social outing where he isn’t forced into some awkward situation.
The tragedy is you just want to take him out of the whole situation and plop him into some small redneck town to go out drinking with normal dudes. Just put him in a place where he doesn’t have to worry about constantly being a good ally 24/7 and where he can BE an actual 21 year old. But that would never work. He’d still bring the mindset with him and talk about what it means to be a good ally in the LGBT fight all night. He can never escape from it.
Also, when Noah throws a gutter ball, she blames it on her recent top surgery. Yep, these people can’t even bowl a damn gutter ball without mentioning their mutilated body parts. I get it was said in jest, but the fact her mind was SO quick to go right to that topic…

Even if Sander liked Hope, I wouldn't call going bowling with 3 other people a "second date". It also is known to be a classic dick move to ask someone in front of their crush about going on a date (not that Sander has a crush on Hope).

"Not all men..." is genuinely an example of a naive misstep - #activists are supposed to know that when someone says ALL men (or ALL white people, or ALL cis people or whatever) they don't actually mean ALL men and they're just venting, even when they say "I literally am referring to all men without exception".

You can't criticise them for it, and objecting means you need to educate yourself!

At this point I kinda wonder if Sander might have sex with Hope just out of a misplaced yearning for some sort of genuine human connection that doesn't involve talking about his family or trans rights for 20 minutes (although I suspect there'd be a discussion about trans genital dysphoria as soon as he got into bed) and to keep people off his back. Then again the way this show goes, he'd probably end up getting told that trans women often resort to survival sex work and therefore he needs to let Hope fuck him on camera for her OnlyFans or else he's a transphobe.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's almost like these people aren't women after all, but really gay men!

Who could have foreseen this?

 

[Swein Forkbeard]

I'll keep my politisperg to a minimum here. Black women have crazy high mortality rate mostly because black men chose violence and dont respect women. So seeing these black men play dress up and call themselves women, while saying that they're the most vulnerable people in the whole world is the fucking cherry on top.

YES. Thank you. Also, in my experience, black women have very little time for troon shit. They recognised what it was all really about waaaaaay before white people did. The black women I know are based as hell on these issues, and black troons know this and so they bully guilty white libs into white knighting for them. And yes, the fact that clowns like Laverne Cox pretend they’re vulnerable victims at risk of harm from women of all races, but especially black, is some extreme next level gaslighting that could only happen with the conscious or unconscious collusion of sheltered, ignorant coastal white libs.

Jazz in the blond wig looks creepily like Kim Petras might after a chronic chicken tendies incident.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

So Peppermint doesn't drink but serves liquor to Sander? Anyone else getting grooming vibes? I wouldn't be surprised if Peppermint mixes up a hot Cosby and our boy Sander wakes up with a pounding headache and a pounded out asshole.

Peppermint is in their 40s and Sander is in his early twenties. If the players had been shifted around, there would be lots of screeching about how creepy & predatory peppermint is. But since they're a fat black tranny, they're the ultimate sacred cow.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

You didn't mention the part where Hope admits to being a size queen and says she doesn't want to date anyone with a smaller dick than her because "dysphoria reasons" - cut to Sander looking horrified.
hahahahahahaha

Up until now, I had Hope and the other chic who thinks she's a man (Noah, right?) mixed it up and I thought Hope was that one chic... how did I notice I was wrong? Because of this. Craving for very big dick is something gay men say, not women, because men don't have vaginas. Sure, some women do say that, but it's often in a mocking way.

Also it's sort of weird how Jazz's show seems to have been hijacked by Sander.

This is what Sander wanted and we've seen him doing all possible to hijack the show since long before the show started filming for this season. Something something monkey's paw, something.

Also, it's fun he was really hurt by the "men are trash" comments when that's a very known feminist dogma. Looks like they're very normies about Internet feminism which is very telling. They are normies in general, except for brand trans.

so just to recap: greg and jeannette had a boy that (supposedly) asked for a vagina, and instead of saying "well son, a surgeon can turn your dick inside out, but that isn't a vagina. so no one can give you what you want" they instead lied and said a vagina is something people can buy, and insisted on buying one for their kid. They tried to fix physically impossible problems rather than do the tedious work of coping with the feelings that come with wanting something impossible. Jeannette made all of this happen: the consultations, the medications, the surgeries. From what I have seen she also made all the activism happen, jazz hardly had to do anything to become a brand.

Then when that kid grows up and seems to believe magical solutions will drop in their lap the parents act surprised. Why? It is the most predictable outcome on earth. Every other problem jazz has encountered got tackled by someone else. It isn't irrational for him to assume that being a fat ass is going to be like every other problem he has had.

Well, in theory, his parents should be paying for him to have a lipo and a stomach reduction.

 

[Troll Patrol]

At this point I kinda wonder if Sander might have sex with Hope just out of a misplaced yearning for some sort of genuine human connection that doesn't involve talking about his family or trans rights for 20 minutes (although I suspect there'd be a discussion about trans genital dysphoria as soon as he got into bed) and to keep people off his back. Then again the way this show goes, he'd probably end up getting told that trans women often resort to survival sex work and therefore he needs to let Hope fuck him on camera for her OnlyFans or else he's a transphobe.

He'll fuck black tranny hulk for sure, but not for the reason you speculate. Sander will take Hope's big black cock to get approval from mommy dearest. Jeanette can barely hide her disgust when talking about fatso Franken-Jazz, but lights up at the prospect of Sander being sodomized by a big black tranny dick. In a previous season Sander lamented about how mommy dearest ignored the other siblings and doted on Jazz. All of his rah-rah ally bullshit is to win Jeanette's approval. Fucking a tranny was the next logical step.

If he backs out now he will;
a) annoy Jeanette
b) be racist
c) be transphobic

Sander you sure opened Pandora's box on this one pal! Hold back those tears and just get it over with. Make mother proud!

 

[passionpoop]

So we're all in agreement that Sander probably isn't gay and is just a fame whore? I do feel like he'll probably sleep with Hope or some other transwoman in the future, I just don't think he'll enjoy it. The guy seems deeply uncomfortable.

 

[Free the Pedos]

-Jazz spills the beans that he basically isn't following the nutritionist at all. He just thinks that one day, everything will just click and he'll magically stick to the nutrition guide.

Lol, that's exactly how he thought his sexuality would resolve itself. After 15 years of complete inability to have sexual sensation, he would fall in love and have an orgasm. Just like how it is for cis women.

YES. Thank you. Also, in my experience, black women have very little time for troon shit. They recognised what it was all really about waaaaaay before white people did. The black women I know are based as hell on these issues, and black troons know this and so they bully guilty white libs into white knighting for them.

Agreed. I think part of that is that the black community has a small proportion of overeducated do-nothings who lack real problems.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

He'll fuck black tranny hulk for sure, but not for the reason you speculate. Sander will take Hope's big black cock to get approval from mommy dearest. Jeanette can barely hide her disgust when talking about fatso Franken-Jazz, but lights up at the prospect of Sander being sodomized by a big black tranny dick. In a previous season Sander lamented about how mommy dearest ignored the other siblings and doted on Jazz. All of his rah-rah ally bullshit is to win Jeanette's approval. Fucking a tranny was the next logical step.

If he backs out now he will;
a) annoy Jeanette
b) be racist
c) be transphobic

Sander you sure opened Pandora's box on this one pal! Hold back those tears and just get it over with. Make mother proud!

That's just the most fucked up mommy issues I've ever seen in my life, but they are mommy issues nevertheless, and he needs actual therapy to move on.

Thing is, if Sander was gay (he's not, but if he was), he probably would be more comfortable with some normal gay dude who is attractive to the sight and has common interests with him. Someone who's in his 20s too.

But because TLC is TLC, they only surround themselves and the family with freaks. That's why Jazz's views of trasngender people are drag queens, not normal trans besides the other teens he's helping to groom. So, not only trans women are very hyperbolic on the whole "looking like a woman", drags take it to another level. If Sander had been exposed to something like this:

and went out with him to do ordinary stuff young people do, the disgust on his face wouldn't be that obvious.

 

[all4mom2]

I posted about this last week actually. Noah's girlfriend is Sidhbh's sister and cohort. Interestingly, the show explicitly failed to mention the relation between the two sisters.
The post

Well, it showed "office manager" complimenting Jazz on his binder organization and then "Noah's girlfriend" in the next scene, and it was the same chick with the same first name, so alert viewers could've theoretically put two-and-two together.

Also it's sort of weird how Jazz's show seems to have been hijacked by Sander.

Jazz can barely keep his eyes open or speak clearly - or move - and next week it looks likes he can't even wake up in the morning due to, no doubt, heavy-duty psych drugs to keep the truth tamped down. It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it!

Jazz in the blond wig looks creepily like Kim Petras might after a chronic chicken tendies incident.

He mentioned that he would've preferred the blonde wig be longer, like to his knees. Also, he looked AMAZING in the "flight attendant" short bob and could totally do that with his own hair, adding bangs to hide the five-head and male receding hairline. I assume Jazz still equates his super-long tresses with "femininity," which is unfortunate since it looks like he never washes his own long stringy mess (explaining the wigs).

Rapunzel fairy tale is about where he arrested.

Something tells me he would've been happier as an intact male female impersonator/drag queen. That's probably what he was doing as a toddler...

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

I AM JAZZ SANDER​