Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Dumb bitch doesn’t know how to use a microwave. They even have a special popcorn button so she didn’t even have to deal with the tricky math of entering the numbers written on the directions.

Best thing is knowing Ralph raged at her for stinking up his “office.” The contents of the bowl look like what he ate out of Faith’s ass in the revenge porn.
 
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Ethan Chan with his loving partner Captain Petartsu.
Ethan does look like the morbidly obese wigger version of Cam the faggot husband from Modern Family. But no self-respecting shit stabber would wear a piss-stained t-shirt under a Chris Chan rugby shirt on any day but Halloween.
 
Dumb bitch doesn’t know how to use a microwave. They even have a special popcorn button so she didn’t even have to deal with the tricky math of entering the numbers written on the directions.

Best thing is knowing Ralph raged at her for stinking up his “office.” The contents of the bowl look like what he ate out of Faith’s ass in the revenge porn.
Well I'm not eating today after that. Thanks Man. You just helped me lose weight
 
If only she could blame “pregnancy brain” for all of her life choices since college. Maybe if she took her drug-induced breakdown brain a little more seriously, she wouldn’t be carrying the child of a fat, broke-ass white nigger felon with a history of knocking up teens and murdering dogs.

I have to wonder if she was already a pedophile before her mental breakdown or if that caused it.
 
So now her entire identity is defined by her pregnancy and all the attendant cliches.

It’s going to be interesting when she discovers “mother” is a permanent identity that she can’t change and comes with 24/7 responsibilities, unless she pulls a Susan Smith when she meets another guy. It’s going to land on her like 10000 lb brickshit house.

She doesn’t have friends, or know other women with kids, so she’s going to be quite isolated in the crack shack. If she thinks Alice is going to stick around and be her bf and babysitter she’s even stupider than she looks.
 
It’s going to be interesting when she discovers “mother” is a permanent identity that she can’t change and comes with 24/7 responsibilities, unless she pulls a Susan Smith when she meets another guy.
Meigh is 100% the kind of woman who will ditch her kid by any means necessary if it will help her land e-fame and/or a man. They’re always the “not like other girls” types who have zero female friends and try to fuck their friends’ husbands.

She doesn’t have friends, or know other women with kids, so she’s going to be quite isolated in the crack shack. If she thinks Alice is going to stick around and be her bf and babysitter she’s even stupider than she looks.
This. Some of the most pulled together women I know had to make a concerted effort to get dressed and go out every day after childbirth, just to keep their sanity. I can think of nothing more bleak than being stuck in a run-down home with a baby and no support system. She’d be much better off moving with the baby to her mom’s in Rochester, if she’d even be welcome there. At least then she’d have one person to watch the baby while she showers and washes her hair naps passes out for a few hours.
 
Meigh is 100% the kind of woman who will ditch her kid by any means necessary if it will help her land e-fame and/or a man. They’re always the “not like other girls” types who have zero female friends and try to fuck their friends’ husbands.


This. Some of the most pulled together women I know had to make a concerted effort to get dressed and go out every day after childbirth, just to keep their sanity. I can think of nothing more bleak than being stuck in a run-down home with a baby and no support system. She’d be much better off moving with the baby to her mom’s in Rochester, if she’d even be welcome there. At least then she’d have one person to watch the baby while she showers and washes her hair naps passes out for a few hours.
He's dropping based bombs left and right. Props to ya @John Andrews Stan. I'd give you a winner sticker if @Null would let me.
Will Meigh accompany Piggly Wiggly on his pre trial Vegas blow out?
Take a guess. I'll give you a hint: hell no.
Pantsu will totally kill the baby and frame Ralph for it.
Would this be before or after molesting it? I'd answer "both".
 
I believe the correct uber-trad approach is to find yourself an unlicensed "midwife" who will come pray for you and decant essential oils while you scream the baby out on the living room floor. Hey Ralph, better start saving up for that; Those outfits don't take Medicaid.
Meigh would do well to study the Empathic Nutritionist/Baby Luna thread for tips on a successful first-time home birth. It could be the start of a new Influencer career for Meigh.
 
I believe the correct uber-trad approach is to find yourself an unlicensed "midwife" who will come pray for you and decant essential oils while you scream the baby out on the living room floor. Hey Ralph, better start saving up for that; Those outfits don't take Medicaid.
Time for a lolcow crossover: Melinda Scott come on down.
 
Damn, even Pantsu got a Stonetoss NFT

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