Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Malagor the dank omen]

art is FAAAAAARRRRR more rewarding than Twitter bullshit

True on that, but people will still want to show their work and get a pat in the back or a "that's nice" from time to time since artists would either be unable to properly assess their works or think the opinions of X people would be more valuable. I won't deny that even i tried to chase clout, but the problem is to just make art for the sake of clout.

There are a lot of people that just follow on trends and just do whatever it's popular for clout and attention, and they are really pityful since they are completely at the whims of their followers and they know that if they don't feed the clout beast, they will fade into obscurity. And i would dare to say that most people that are on twitter these days fall into this category of clout chasers.

 

[80's Dad]

I had this question basically for the whole thread, and since he recently reposted these pics, I'm gonna ask. I am just so confused as to what his moobs are doing?

Spoiler: sfw? bikini photo crop

Like, what IS THAT? He doesn't consider it part of his 'bap' cause it's just floating around in the wrap around of the bikini top. Or maybe it doesn't fit in the cup, no matter how much scooping he does. Underboob areas on real women come all the way back to the ribcage. His is just fatty and weird.

Spoiler: NSFW bare chameleon nips for comparison

Edit - pictures didn't load in right.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

I had nothing better to do, so here's a couple kev-kevs for all your kev-kev needs:
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wide kevin

Spoiler: into the kevinverse

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"no glasses" aged up punk kevin

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"male" 10% more testosterone kevin

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"female" intersex kevin

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"smile" rapist kevin

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"old" 2025 kevin

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"teen" 2005 kevin

Those are incredible. I hope Kevin sees them. The "female" and "teen" ones would definitely be his favorites.

Although, tbh, the "male" Kevin looks almost exactly like the original image. Did you actually do anything to it?

 

[BSC]

Kevin is a proud fog duke. [L/A]



More pregnancy fetishization. [L1, L2/A1, A2]




Your hairline begs to differ, Kevin. [L/A]

 

[AMHOLIO]

Mom, how come Daddy hasn't been to see us in so long?"

"He died in North Korea."

Better to tell them the (appropriate for thrir age version) of the truth now. Easier than them googling dad and realizing he's not dead, you just wish he was.

"Dad left because he loves himself more than being with his family, and I hope none of you ever do that" is harsh, but prepares them for disappointment.

As a drawfag, I can tell you that

1) art is FAAAAAARRRRR more rewarding than Twitter bullshit

and 2) that's not how ADHD works. ADHD essentially makes it hard to focus on shit you don't want to do, but has no negative effect, or even has a positive effect, when focusing on things you do enjoy. Think on all the Adderall kiddies who can play Minecraft 17 hours per day.

Assuming Kevin does have ADHD, which is not impossible, he doesn't actually enjoy drawfagging. He was, as usual, just doing it for attention.

edit: forgot a word

RazorBackBacon is correct and I would contemplate having sex with him for his insight. There's a reason I said art for attention was suicidal, and Kevin is experiencing it now. 12 hours of work to please 2 people in passing sucks for any kind of attention seeker. Kevin should take up cooking: 4 hours of work to feed people who get use, enjoyment, and complements out of things.

....but he won't because that is too much effort too and isn't as instant gratification as coom and shitposting.

True on that, but people will still want to show their work and get a pat in the back or a "that's nice" from time to time since artists would either be unable to properly assess their works or think the opinions of X people would be more valuable. I won't deny that even i tried to chase clout, but the problem is to just make art for the sake of clout.

There are a lot of people that just follow on trends and just do whatever it's popular for clout and attention, and they are really pityful since they are completely at the whims of their followers and they know that if they don't feed the clout beast, they will fade into obscurity. And i would dare to say that most people that are on twitter these days fall into this category of clout chasers.

I'm waiting for other cows, both mini and with threads, to realize this. True people with the artist aptitude usually go through cycles of pleasing oneself vs getting a pat on the back, so it isn't a bad thing to go through if you do it yourself.

I couldn't say what would be a good hobby or job for Kevin. Almost nothing would please him in the way he desires, the instant gratification of attention. Threadcow Autumn Neville shows that some people could get all the attention they desire but still crave more. What an awful, unfufilling climb.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Kevin was always clearly “special “, so his trans journey isn’t surprising or saddening.

But... It’s kinda depressing when the before pictures show an average looking dude, who probably threw away a somewhat normal life to become a “subby” degenerate.
Call me lame, but occasionally there are some transbians that just aren’t funny enough to laugh at.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

More pregnancy fetishization.

The true doubt that i have is: Does Kev fetishize pregnancy because it's something ONLY women can do (the same way some troons fetishize abortion) or does he fetishize pregnancy for the same reason a lot of weirdos do and think that women experience the best orgasm they will have when they give birth to a child? Both are potentially horrible, but my curiosity is killing me.

I couldn't say what would be a good hobby or job for Kevin

Most likely, Kevin wouldn't have anything worthwhile outside of posting on social media, games and cooming. Things that don't require a lot of physical effort to achieve or do and that have an almost flat learning curve with low chances of failure (i don't expect Kev to play Grand Strategy or From Soft games). Most likely, if he tried anything that required regular practise, habit, a meagre investment of time in practise and learning, he would quit when he doesn't see inmediate results. If he tried to draw, he would most likely stop when he saw that his drawings don't pan out, but he has a very good amount of people that will give him asspats, so i don't know exactly on this one.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The true doubt that i have is: Does Kev fetishize pregnancy because it's something ONLY women can do (the same way some troons fetishize abortion) or does he fetishize pregnancy for the same reason a lot of weirdos do and think that women experience the best orgasm they will have when they give birth to a child? Both are potentially horrible, but my curiosity is killing me.

I think it's the former, just like how some fetishize menstruation (hi Yaniv).

 

[BSC]

Call me lame, but occasionally there are some transbians that just aren’t funny enough to laugh at.

I get where you're coming from, but I say fuck 'em. All of these twitter troons are massive, insufferable faggots deserving of relentless ridicule, regardless of how normal they appeared before transitioning. These clowns need more bullying and less empathy imo.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I think it's the former, just like how some fetishize menstruation (hi Yaniv).

I also bet that Kev would be in the same line some insane troons are that just root forward artificial wombs so they can have an abortion.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Call me lame, but occasionally there are some transbians that just aren’t funny enough to laugh at.

Counterpoint: Troons are inherently hilarious.

Most likely, if he tried anything that required regular practise, habit, a meagre investment of time in practise and learning, he would quit when he doesn't see inmediate results. If he tried to draw, he would most likely stop when he saw that his drawings don't pan out, but he has a very good amount of people that will give him asspats, so i don't know exactly on this one.

I don't think he could ever be a good artist because he doesn't seem to have the capacity to learn from his mistakes or look at his work with a self-critical eye.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I think it's the former, just like how some fetishize menstruation (hi Yaniv).

Consider the following: Kevie got all his knowledge concerning the female anatomy and experience from porn, drawn or otherwise. I think it's both.

 

[mantan]

Those are incredible. I hope Kevin sees them. The "female" and "teen" ones would definitely be his favorites.

Although, tbh, the "male" Kevin looks almost exactly like the original image. Did you actually do anything to it?

I did, it actually made almost no changes. I wonder why.

Spoiler: in depth comparison

As you can see, it just enlarged his forehead and messed a little with the plants and wood in the background.

Here's 50% masculinized kevin.

And here's spot the difference.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Kev's grinch grin will never fail to be repulsive, it forces you to stop and wonder what the fuck is going on there. If it was any other person maybe it'd be a charming unique feature, but man does it add grease to his tarpit visage.

 

[Mr. Internet]

I did, it actually made almost no changes. I wonder why.

Spoiler: in depth comparison

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As you can see, it just enlarged his forehead and messed a little with the plants and wood in the background.
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Here's 50% masculinized kevin.
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And here's spot the difference.

Jesus, all the bot really did was give him stubble and called it good, nothing else needed. He's been on estrogen for what, 2 years? And it hasn't touched his facial features or stopped his male pattern baldness one fucking inch.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Honestly I’m amazed he managed to have any children let alone six. Maybe one of the only benefits of being Mormon is that you won’t die a virgin.

unless you're Russell Greer, that is

 

[Hog]

How does he have male pattern baldness though? It's caused by testosterone, and female pattern baldness has a different pattern starting at the top/crown of the head. I feel either Kevin still has high testosterone levels despite the lack of balls, or that his face grease is rising up in to his hairline and causing hair loss.
The lack of shampooing is definitely helping with that, I didn't want to mention it in case kevin reads here but it's not uncommon for men to lose hair from not washing, women too. I didn't want him to start washing his hair more cause it's funny to watch him lose it but then a realised he isn't gonna wash it regardless of whether that's the cause or not.

Also Kevin's so dumb, he hears women saying they don't wash their hair often to keep it "healthy", in his head he thinks this means having dirty hair means it's healthier. No women wash their hair less to keep it looking pretty and will definitely wash it when it looks dirty.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin livetweets a game of Magic: The Gathering. By my understanding, this either means Kevin was autistic enough to play a CCG against himself or had to ask his opponent to pause the game so he could snap a photo to show his Twitter fans.

Link | Archive

Kevin's only two interests intersect.

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[The Lawgiver]

Kevin's only two interests intersect.
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"send me beast wars toys cause I'm trans and furry I'm literally a beast war transformer!!!!"

Calls themselves "kaiju", shitty tranny agp smirk selfie instead of cool lizard pfp. Uses pop culture as "indications" for being a trans furry clearly ignorant of anything aside from the word trans and beast being in the title...
Yup, we got a consoomer.

Someone who had a childhood obsession with beast wars wouldn't strip it down to base furry/tranny shit unless maybe they'd been just that poisoned by current year shallowness. Did this person go off about transformers before this or is it a "trust me guys I"M TRANS SEE TRANSSSFORMERS!!!" kinda situation again?

 

[Neko GF]

Your hairline begs to differ, Kevin. [L/A]
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Decided to dump his Twitter pfp into a couple of age guesser sites. Both of them guessed that he's in the 40-50 age range (they also clocked him):