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Its not meant to be entertaining, it's meant to own the libs or whatever.
It's not with the paper is printed on. It is the definition of waste
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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It's not with the paper is printed on. It is the definition of waste
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I’m sure Ethan will find himself fapping to it and imagining Alice getting fucked by George Floyd to get himself off. The only fantasies he has about Meigh these days are that she’ll bring home food from a restaurant, never cook again, and fuck off without leaking her blackmail folder when she realizes he’s never going to marry her.
Victim2988
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No, gator is "the dog" and everybody laugh when the kid kicks it in the face.
You have to learn them early what hierarchy is in the guntuniverse.
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I'd like to think that the reason she's so supportive of Ralph blowing thousands on his monthly Vegas trips is the vague hope that he'll take her to get married by an Elvis impersonator in some shack with a cross tacked on it.
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I received an amazing set of messages from Ralph this morning.
The post he is replying to:
It's really funny to be on the receiving end of one of his tirades. I've now joined the esteemed ranks of literally every person he has ever known.
It would seem I am incorrect about what sort of limitations can be set on probation in Richmond. I was basing my opinion on what I saw in Denver,CO but apparently Virginia is even more lenient.
Oh wait, I was right
www.greenspunlaw.com
Pictured: Ethan Ralph at 4AM reading my shitposts (colorized)
The post he is replying to:
It's really funny to be on the receiving end of one of his tirades. I've now joined the esteemed ranks of literally every person he has ever known.
It would seem I am incorrect about what sort of limitations can be set on probation in Richmond. I was basing my opinion on what I saw in Denver,CO but apparently Virginia is even more lenient.
Oh wait, I was right
Consequences of Smoking Legalized Marijuana While on Probation in Virginia
In this blog post, our Fairfax criminal defense attorneys describe the consequences of smoking legal marijuana while on probation in Virginia.
Pictured: Ethan Ralph at 4AM reading my shitposts (colorized)
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Love this retarded nigger making holiday travel miserable for everyone. I thought the BASED conservatives were already boycotting United? I guess he's too cheap to fly Delta or a real airline.
Btw, he's on his way to Vegas and hints he'll be sexually exploiting the mentally handicapped again.
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To be perfectly honest, I wouldn't be surprised if they overlooked the use of weed sometimes regardless of what the law says. It would save a lot of time and resources.I received an amazing set of messages from Ralph this morning.
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The post he is replying to:
It's really funny to be on the receiving end of one of his tirades. I've now joined the esteemed ranks of literally every person he has ever known.
It would seem I am incorrect about what sort of limitations can be set on probation in Richmond. I was basing my opinion on what I saw in Denver,CO but apparently Virginia is even more lenient.
Oh wait, I was right
View attachment 2841407Consequences of Smoking Legalized Marijuana While on Probation in Virginia
In this blog post, our Fairfax criminal defense attorneys describe the consequences of smoking legal marijuana while on probation in Virginia.
Pictured: Ethan Ralph at 4AM reading my shitposts (colorized)
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With that being said, why the fuck did he get that angry, when if was the case that what the VA website and his parole supervisor had to say diverged then the only way you would know is if you were someone who had been on parole in VA. Fuck, it might just be Ralph got lucky - in which case the only way to know would of been being Ralph.
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Jokes on you idiot I was getting blackout drunk every night haw haw haw!
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At this point he's made May his bitch and even flaunts the cheating openly on Twitter. How low does your self-esteem have to be to not only get impregnated by Ethan Ralph but to let him openly cheat on you and rub it in your face?
The earlier trips like Miami/Knoxville were known for Ralph getting escorts every chance he could, between Jen Crosby, Alice and the legal whorehouses that's probably 50% of the motivation for his trips.
On a side note, how much does Ralph hate his life that he prefers to spend New Year's alone meeting with escorts and gambling like a degenerate than with his "fiancé" who is pregnant with his child? Just like Ronnie I guess.
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He’s Ethan Ralph. In the same series of spergouts he bragged about being arrested while blackout drunk, the frequency that he gets wasted, and about his probation experience, as if he were reading off a list of Ivy League universities he’d attended or successful companies he’d founded. Wiggers are angry at the universe, and looking at Ethan’s life, you can see why.
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My theory is that the judge isn't going to be very happy with him and will stick him with some extra conditions, like no alcohol or weed. It's not a waste of resources when the defendant has money that the court can milk.
Lol no idea why all the rage but it gave me a hearty chuckle. I sent him a DM explaining that the A-Logs are going to be calling CPS if he can't stay sober, which might have come across as a threat? I just take this as a portent that my hopes for a redemption arch are completely in vain.
The saddest words of tongue and pen: Kiwi Farms was right again
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Ralph filming and bitching about a customer service employee on Twitter is the most Karen behavior I can think of.
He even asked for the supervisor.
He even asked for the supervisor.
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Please let him be the next airline passenger to be restrained with zip ties and duct-taped to his seat for going into a full tard rage mid-flight. Even sober he’s only ever one perceived dirty look away from losing his tiny mind.
Buck Breaker of BUcha
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May is more pathetic than I thought! Gunt will go to Vegas to fuck prostitutes and celebrate the new year while she's left at the guntshack to carry the guntling. Just pathetic. She really has no self-esteem at all lmao.
Puck
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I'm sure united is going to fall to their knees and beg forgiveness from the morbidly obese white nationalist ralphamale karen
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We found the male Karen, and he happens to be The Gunt.
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May is also a sexual deviant. I think she's hoping that Ethan can bring home a treat for them both. I don't think she's too worried about it either way. She probably has a side piece as well. Pantsu will become my new hero if that baby comes out black.
A little half-horse/half-monkey kid would be the true demon baby
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Correct me if I am mistaken but he thought that posting a video of making an airline worker's day miserable was totally Chad and ralphamale and that people would relate to it? Maybe we're wrong about him wanting the be a nigger and he wishes he were an upper middle class white woman instead.
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Is Gunt's behavior the closest we can get to a DSP irl stream? Ralph's bitching about irrelevant shit is remarkably similar.
Research Purposes Mostly
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Okay I saw this on the Fedi but couldn't find the post at which he was seething. To be clear, he responded positively to your Fedi posts, but then raged at you on the Fedi because of a post you made here, in his thread?I received an amazing set of messages from Ralph this morning.
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The post he is replying to:
It's really funny to be on the receiving end of one of his tirades. I've now joined the esteemed ranks of literally every person he has ever known.
It would seem I am incorrect about what sort of limitations can be set on probation in Richmond. I was basing my opinion on what I saw in Denver,CO but apparently Virginia is even more lenient.
Oh wait, I was right
View attachment 2841407Consequences of Smoking Legalized Marijuana While on Probation in Virginia
In this blog post, our Fairfax criminal defense attorneys describe the consequences of smoking legal marijuana while on probation in Virginia.
Pictured: Ethan Ralph at 4AM reading my shitposts (colorized)
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Like, he literally went after you on social media after seeing your posts on Kiwi Farms? Is that what happened here?
EDIT: RedRocket hit me with that
and I am once again stunned by Ralph's spergitry. The man has a chronic case of the hiccups, but instead of producing a little burp he produces layer upon layer of self-owns with no self-awareness.
So much to unpack. How is every little thing he does so exceptionally retarded?
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